Top 100 Quotes About Bitches
#1. When snooty high school bitches grow up, their meanness is distilled into its purest, most lethal form," Emmie whispered fearfully. "Don't you watch Real Housewives?
Jayne Denker
#2. Yell. Jump. Play. Out-run those sons-of-bitches. They'll never live the way you live. Go do it.
Ray Bradbury
#3. She informed me that in the future, I was not to throw out Starbucks customers just for being heartless bitches.
Lauren Myracle
#4. Bitches,' Mr. Hammar says from atop his horse.
'Your analysis' was not asked for, Seargeant,' says the Mayor.
Patrick Ness
#5. How long till our powers are back? (Kat)
A few hours according to last time. (Sin)
Sweet, and we have how long till the bitches awake? (Kat)
Less than two. (Sin)
Can you say screwed, boys and girls? Yes, I thought you could. (Kat)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#6. Then I put the keys in the ignition, squeal like a girl when it turns over, and drive off ... in my fucking Delorean. Bitches.
Jay McLean
#7. Men understand direct communication. It's bitches who speak in code.
Kristen Ashley
#8. Shit! Those sons a bitches Russians!
Mal Peet
#9. I'm clear with all my bitches ... I hump her till she bites me. Then it's adios bitches, time for BALL.
Merrill Markoe
#10. Powerful women are either sexually voracious rulers like Catherine the Great or Elizabeth I, or treacherous bitches like Cleopatra or Helen of Troy
Bill Gates
#11. There is no question that a Neanderthal could easily beat us up. So, too, presumably could their women, which may be why we are only 2 percent Neanderthal instead of 50 percent. Those bitches were too scary for us.
Bill Bryson
#12. I don't like him," said Gus. "Never did. Guy bitches about what he doesn't have, loses sight of what he does have, and is never happy. He's what you call a - what's that word?"
"Pessimist?" said Fet.
"Asshole," said Gus.
Guillermo Del Toro
#13. Sonia, Leah, and I bonded over being werewolf/ vampire bitches
Kristen Ashley
#15. [Cannery Row's] inhabitants are, as the man once said, 'whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,' by which he meant everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, 'saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,' and he would have meant the same thing.
John Steinbeck
#16. Keep away, keep away," Hungry Joe screamed. "I said keep away, keep away, you goddam stinking lousy son of a bitch." "At least we found out what he dreams about," Dunbar observed wryly. "He dreams about goddam stinking lousy sons of bitches.
Joseph Heller
#17. Live and learn, babe. See, you never need to worry about the bitches because you already know what to expect. It's the friendly ones you gotta watch out for
Lex Martin
#19. You aristocratic ladies and your gold-plated twats. You always think it's such a honor for me to touch you." He surveyed her with mocking green eyes. "You think you're the first high-kick wench I've ever had? I used to have blue-blooded bitches like you pay me to do this. You've gotten it for free.
Lisa Kleypas
#20. I love playing bitches. There's a lot of bitch in every woman - a lot in every man.
Joan Crawford
#21. And at one point (cough) walking into a chicks knife (cough), he'd finally won.
'I'm king of the world, bitches. Come in here and bask in my glory.' His voice echoed through the foyer, expectant eager.
-Strider
Gena Showalter
#22. Yes! BOOM bitches! Dom USA is coming home and we're bringing the kink!
Lucian Bane
#23. Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.
Colleen Hoover
#24. Don't take this the wrong way, but Australians have a LOT of bitches on their cashola.
Elle Lothlorien
#25. If on'y they didn' tell me I got to get off, why, I'd prob'y be in California right now a-eatin' grapes an a-pickin' an orange when I wanted. But them sons-a-bitches says I got to get off-an', Jesus Christ, a man can't, when he's tol' to!
John Steinbeck
#26. She's a Boleyn and a Howard,"I said frankly."Underneath the great name, we 're all bitches on heat.
Philippa Gregory
#27. He'd always liked women who'd talk back to him just a little bit. "Girls with balls" were good. Women with an actual mind of their own who could prove him wrong in something were, of course, castrating bitches who should be drowned in bottomless wells.
Warren Ellis
#28. Us bitches have to stick together.
Elle Casey
#29. Unfortunately, while you can snag a man by being hot, you can't keep him. To keep them, you have to be confident and I am. I'm just confident enough to pack on a few pounds from eating tacos. I'm a keeper while those bitches are bang and hang girls
Bijou Hunter
#30. Don't worry about the bitches. That could be a good motto, because you come across people like that throughout your life.
Jennifer Lawrence
#32. Vincent started praying, Dear Father, thank you for bitches slapping bitches.
Sarah Brianne
#33. I've had it with all stingy-hearted sons of bitches.
A heart is to be spent.
Stephen Dunn
#34. I also found it particularly encouraging that the decent people in his life were now outnumbering the crazy bitches
R.K. Lilley
#35. That's the way girls were
they always laughed. Because they were bitches.
Robert Bloch
#36. Come on, you sons of bitches, do you want to live forever?
Daniel Daly
#37. She was happy, and perfectly in line with the tradition of those women they used to call "ruined," "fallen," feckless, bitches in heat, ravished dolls, sweet sluts, instant princesses, hot numbers, great lays, succulent morsels, everybody's darlings ...
Jean Genet
#38. He smiled to himself. Through many centuries and many incarnations, he had learned one universal truth: bitches love them some cushions.
Christopher Moore
#39. My best lip gloss was in that purse but at that point, if he wanted to give it to one of his bitches, I was willing to let it go. (Gwen/Tack)
Kristen Ashley
#40. Thou knowest not what bitches women are," Danny said wisely.
"I do know," said Pilon.
"Thou knowest not."
"I do know."
"Liar.
John Steinbeck
#42. The ol' one-thing-led-to-another-suddenly-I'm-fucking-twins kind of night. I have that same problem all the time. Bitches just be falling for you in pairs, man," she teased.
Stylo Fantome
#44. All My Bitches Are Mad At Me Right Now.
Brad Pitt
#45. Falconer was wearing his street clothes - jeans, a black turtleneck and an empty shoulder holster under his armpit. Cowboy boots. Little bit of beard stubble. John wondered if the guy would walk from one end of the street to the other without winding up covered in bitches.
David Wong
#46. Seantrel couldn't believe Ashley had just called him looking for some dick on his wedding day. These bitches don't have any respect he thought.
Kevina Hopkins
#47. Never push a nice guy. Nice guys turn into the scariest sons of bitches when you push them too far.
Garon Whited
#48. Me working and you laying around. All the neighbors think I am supporting you." "Hell, I worked and you laid around." "That's different. You're a man, I'm a woman." "Oh, I didn't know that. I thought you bitches were always screaming for equal rights?
Charles Bukowski
#50. I don't know about this here eternal marriage business. But it seems to me that if you can't live with the sons-of-bitches on earth the Lord won't force you to remain with them in heaven.
J. Golden Kimball
#51. You don't like her, do you?" "Who, me? No, I love her dearly. Evil scheming bitches are my favorite kind of people." (Risa)
Neal Shusterman
#54. I come in, fuck shit up, grab my bitches, and proceed home." My mentality entering every social function.
Jamee N. Crosby
#55. Cry for cut n stiches nt for bastard n bitches...
I may b slow walker but i never walk bachward
cowardly man bark loudest...
Britt Gettys
#56. You just hang onto the thought that every dog has its day, even the bitches
Colleen McCullough
#58. Screw you, you sons of bitches. I may be just a goddamn Jew Red to you, but I'm keeping Jefferson alive!
I. F. Stone
#59. Where are we going?
I don't know yet.
Anyplace is good, so long as there's sausage and bitches.
Kevin Hearne
#60. Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I'm going to get my woman.
Erin McCarthy
#61. I'm not his man, Father. I'm Uhtred of Bebbanburg, and the lords of Bebbanburg don't marry pious maggotfaced bitches of low birth.
Bernard Cornwell
#62. Remember that time we were playing Tossing Bitches and I killed you by accidentally tossing a bitch at you?
Sarah Daltry
#64. Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches.
Diana Rowland
#66. Next time, pick on someone your own size, or I swear to God I'll shift and we'll throw down, and you'll find out what kind of crazy bitches they breed in backwoods Wisconsin. Toodles!
Georgette St. Clair
#67. This ring tells the world you're mine and no one else's," Sed said, then he slipped the ring onto Jessica's finger.
"This ring tells horny bitches that you're off-limits," she countered.
Olivia Cunning
#68. Let me tell you the truth about women. We want it all. We want to be completely and utterly cherished but at the same time treated like our inner whores. The secret is that we don't want to ever talk about it. We want you to just know. So not only are we liars, we're a bunch of crazy ass bitches.
Christine Zolendz
#69. And underscoring it all was my father's insistence that my sister and I were the prettiest, smartest, and baddest bitches in Gotham town, no matter how many times we pissed ourselves or cut our own bangs with blunt kitchen scissors.
Lena Dunham
#70. Not everything on TV can be edgy and irreverent, otherwise you'd end up with weather presenters shouting, 'Listen up bitches!', after which the whole of middle England would spin off its axis and someone would get strangled with a tea towel.
Richard Porter
#71. One true friend was worth more than fifty frenemies who laughed at my engagement ring. Bitches
Nicole Williams
#72. In Los Angeles, windows separated the dogs from the bitches.
Pepper Winters
#73. I've had it with these cheap sons of bitches who claim they love poetry but never buy a book.
Kenneth Rexroth
#74. Mona played with dolls, I play with body parts. Game on bitches. -A
Sara Shepard
#75. When Stephen comes into a room, the furnishings shrink from him. Chairs scuttle backwards. Joint-stools flatten themselves like pissing bitches. The woollen Bible figures in the king's tapestries lift their hands to cover their ears.
Hilary Mantel
#76. Penn station", Ali said to the driver, slamming the door. Then she turned back to Hanna. "We ditch the bitches", she said. "And then we take them down".
Sara Shepard
#77. I wouldn't hit a girl, but i'd beat a bitches ass!
BLUE
#78. We don't make the decisions, just does what we're told where and when we're told. We lives by rules made somewhere else by sons a bitches don't know nothin' about this place.
Annie Proulx
#79. There are just as many bitches out there as bastards. Equal opportunity asshole-ism.
Kelley Armstrong
#80. Fuck you, angel. Fuck you and all God's little prison bitches. He slips you some cigarettes and a con job smile and you run off to do his dirty work for him. Go and scare some sinners. No one's listening to you here.
Richard Kadrey
#81. Bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know Bo's a feminist.
Bo Burnham
#82. He was acting like one of those crazy sons of bitches that you see on an episode of Hoarders. You know, the one who can't let go of an old sock because their dog gave birth on it."
--Rod
Ren Alexander
#83. My nipples hardened (traitorous little bitches) and my eyes widened.
Joanna Wylde
#85. The last one was a bitch. this one was three bitches and a bastard
George R R Martin
#86. Scar tissue is what remains when the wound heals. they never tell you that. reminders, they are. those sons of bitches.
Darnell Lamont Walker
#87. At best, us ladies are just a bunch of Mirandas with a slightly better wardrobe and at worst, we're a bunch of Magdas, aka Miranda's housekeeper, which means we're a bunch of nosy bitches who rifle through people's belongings and let them know they masterbate too much.
Phoebe Robinson
#88. You could have nothing with a teenage daughter in the house, not mascara, not ankle boots, not breadknives, not sedatives; they took everything, selfish little bitches!
Marian Keyes
#90. fusing themselves into a single new genre about partying all night with gangsta bitches screwing cowboys to the nasty beat that leads to Jesus.
Tim Dorsey
#91. The building is a tumbling house of cards behind me. The bus bitches are paper cutouts.
Jolene Stockman
#92. I've got no mother, no wife, no kids. I had, but my mother's dead, and I lost my wife and my kids when I had my trouble. Women are bitches. It's hard for a chap to live without any affection in his life.
W. Somerset Maugham
#93. If by weirdo he meant that Nick didn't play grab-ass with the wannabes on the street corner, didn't yank at his crotch and call girls bitches, didn't wear oversized jerseys and pretend to be a gangsta all day, then yeah, Nick had to agree.
Brom
#94. I couldn't help myself. This woman whom I'd seen handle an entire boardroom full of cocky sons of bitches without batting an eye was crazy adorable. She was tough as nails and hotter than sin. And Christ, she was hilarious. I wanted more of her. A lot fucking more.
Max Monroe
#95. You tell soldiers what they need to hear to go to war. Bitches need a mission, not a goal.
Christopher Moore
#96. No, you started this shit. I don't know how they do it in Rhode Island, but here in Jersey, bitches get stitches for talking shit and fucking with something they shouldn't.
L.D. Davis
#97. Naomi's my girlfriend," I say aloud, just to test the words, see how they feel fucking across my lips. Ronnie flips a page in an old copy of Rollin' Strong magazine and ignores me.
"Yeah, we heard. Sixteen times since we came in here," Josh bitches.
C.M. Stunich
#98. That was the attraction of the sirens: not promises of power or riches, but bewildering, tantalizing prophecies that made men leap from their ships to go ask the crazy bitches what the fuck they were talking about.
Kevin Hearne
#99. I'll get you, you clique-y sons of bitches, I thought. You know what? I never did get them. I'm just realizing now. I should totally still get them.
Mindy Kaling
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