Lex Martin Quotes

#1. I think I've been waiting for the big gesture, the one where the guy stands in the rain and declares his love or makes some scene at a football game that ends with the crowd doing the slow clap. It's official. Romantic comedies have ruined me.

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#2. Don't worry. I have insurance. And battery-operated accessories that don't cheat on me or stalk me. Can't beat that!

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#3. You're all I think about. You're all I want. You have nothing to worry about.

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#4. God, you make me hot when you talk grammar.

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#5. Live and learn, babe. See, you never need to worry about the bitches because you already know what to expect. It's the friendly ones you gotta watch out for

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#6. I'm pretty sure little hearts are popping out of my eyes right now. Here is this hot man, tattoos decorating his rugged arms, muscles tugging at the fabric, asking me about the baby's binkie while he holds her close to his chest. Hello, ovary explosion.

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#7. If I do, if I do forget, will you remind me?

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#8. I thought I loved Daren, and I did in a butterfly-and-hearts kind of way, but it was nothing like this. This is an asteroid shower on a summer night. A tidal wave crashing onto the breakers. Falling over the edge of Niagara Falls in an inner tube. Because I have fallen, irreparably for Gavin Murphy

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#9. You have the emotional capacity of a garden gnome.

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#10. You probably don't realize this, but you're hard to forget.

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#11. I want to warn you. I'm going to kiss you, and you're going to like it.A lot.

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#12. See, there are happily ever afters. Even for assholes like me.

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#13. Because you'll always be special to me. Because I should have apologized years ago. Because I want you to be happy.

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#14. Don't apologize. You don't have to explain yourself. I choose you. I want you.

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#15. The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.

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#16. If I don't take a chance with Gavin Murphy, I think I'll always regret it.

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#17. You were the most beautiful girl I'd ever seen. You have always mesmerized me.

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#18. I'm tired of being so closed off. It hasn't made me any stronger or braver. It hasn't imparted any wisdom or comfort. It has just made me lonely.

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#19. The girl who grew up watching old Madonna videos wants to embrace my sexual freedom

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#20. Ruin what?" He brushes the hair away from my eyes. "I might never be able to date another man." He leans over and grazes my earlobe with his teeth, sending warm shivers down my arms. "That's the plan.

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#21. I don't show a lot of things. I don't know if that's good or bad.

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#22. You can make demands when you're in demand

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#23. Wanted you to meet Murphy, the new guitarist. Very cute. Laughing, I respond: Stop trying to set me up! Jenna: Your vagina is going to close up, and you'll need surgical assistance to use it again.

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#24. When confronted with a major emotional trigger like this, I have two modes - fight or flight -

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