Top 100 Erin McCarthy Quotes
#1. Can I get you anything? A drink? A fresh change of clothes? A membership card to Hypocrites International?
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#2. He was a glass half full kind of person and she was ... what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes.
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#3. Angel?" he whispered in the dark. "Yes?" "What does it feel like to love someone?" A lump caught in my throat and I lightly ran my fingers down his bare arm. "It feels like this." "That's what I thought." -Erin McCarthy/The Coming Dark
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#4. If she had learned anything twenty-five years, it was that money wasn't worth much if you didn't have anyone to share it with.
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#5. A movie playing on the TV screen in front of us. Some sort of bad Tom Cruise drama. I've never liked Tom Cruise. He always reminded me of someone's creepy cousin, who smiles too big before he touches your butt and whispers something gross in your ear with hot whiskey breath.
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#6. I knew that by this time tomorrow, I was going to be eternally grateful for falling down the stairs and knocking myself unconscious. Smartest dumbest thing I'd ever done.
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#7. Seriously. A cuddle rating. Who came up with that shit? Whoever had, it meant he had to cuddle her like a pro just to prove a point.
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#9. He's a pig and I don't allow livestock in the house.
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#10. Turn the light on so your aim is better," he said mildly. "All you did was waste a full beer.
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#11. But I figured every girl on the planet had found herself wishing she had a free pass inside a man's mind at one point or another. Maybe it was self-preservation that we didn't have such powers. It might be holy-crap creepy in there.
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#12. It's just my creepy science mind at work. I was thinking how bizarre it is that a parasite is growing in you and will eventually explode from your body through an extremely narrow opening, and yet you will both survive.
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#13. He was really having a hard time with this. He was not a seductive kind of guy, and if he tried to be sexy, he was going to sound like Romeo, the porn version.
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#14. But there was something about Diesel ... it started with his name and ended with his butt.
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#15. No. Just stating facts. You and me? Inevitable.
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#16. Okay, so maybe she had entertained the idea once
or nine hundred times
of cupping his backside and giving a nice, hard little squeeze, but she would never act on it. Probably. She was pretty sure. But definitely, if she did, she would know it. Savor it. Make it count.
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#17. Diesel better have a big dick, that's all she was saying.
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#18. Though Trish and her bad boy types weren't exactly Kindra's style, she had to agree that Violet went for quiet and uninteresting. Sort of like mild salsa. Why even bother? You'd be better off just biting a tomato.
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#19. Promise me if I don't make you happy, you'll toss me aside, no matter how much pressure I put on you. Because even though I can be selfish, all I really want is for you to be happy.
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#20. Suzanne glanced over at her, eyebrow raised. "Is there an anaconda?" she asked, like it had suddenly occurred to her she could be totally wrong.
Tamara should only be so lucky. "No, there's no anaconda, I can promise you that." Not even a garden snake.
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#21. Twenty-five?" Shawn squawked, horrified. "Good Lord, he's a fetus!
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#22. Heath was me. And I was Heath. It was the way it had always been.
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#23. He was willing to pay her to hang around his house and paint Piper's fingernails? It sounded as easy as Britney Spears.
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#24. What are you looking at?"
"The woman I love." With all his heart and soul.
Reese looked over her shoulder. "Where? I don't see any one." Then she laughed, hitting the glass table with the palm of her hand.
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#25. Insane was letting an opportunity pass you by. Insane was debating so long over what you wanted that it disappeared.
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#26. You need to decide whether you're willing to risk being hurt, plain and simple. You can go for it and have a wonderful relationship. Or you might go for it and crash and burn brilliantly. It's up to you if you want to take that risk, up to you if it's worth it or not.
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#27. It wasn't satisfying to be the one to leave. But it was a lot better than being the one who was left.
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#28. Because if you're drunk on sex and love, then I'm fucking wasted.
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#29. If this were a musical, this would signal the start of a dance number. Angry girls sexy danse in unison around the bull pen. Men stride up and grab a partner to a choreographed tango."
Nolan held his hand out.
"Give me your man card. You have never sounded more like a girl than right now.
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#30. I think perfect love is any time you love unconditionally, without selfish intent, without concern for personal gain.
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#33. That sounded like an insult, but he wasn't sure. "What's a dillweed?"
"You. You're a dill weed."
Well, that cleared things right up.
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#34. The only confession Jolene had ever wrenched from him was that he had cared about her.
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#35. I'd never seen a penis in person and I was curious
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#36. Jess, I've got no business judging anyone. But I can offer you some advice if you don't mind.
"Sure." Though my palms start to sweat anticipating what he might say.
"Never ask someone to tell you who you are. You tell them.
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#37. There is a danger when you leave the past behind, and reinvent your life, that at some point you'll look at yourself, and no longer recognize who you see.
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#38. kind of like him faithful and into girls, specifically me." Aubrey and I had been friends first, paired together in a bio lab as freshmen, and through her, I had met Ethan. It had started out between us as a quiet friendship but had grown into something
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#39. Wow. Getting sassy, aren't you?" "I am, aren't I?" I asked in amazement. "I didn't know I knew how to do that.
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#40. Seamus: "I was wondering if you would like to go get some coffee"
Cara: "Well that depends ... do you like to take long walks?"
Seamus: "Yes"
Cara: "Do you like sex?"
Seamus: "Yeees"
Cara: "Then take a f***ing hike and leave me the hell alone.
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#41. I wanted to be a good person, compassionate, regardless of what was said or done to me. That was the standard I held for myself, the way I'd managed to survive all those years. I wouldn't give in to hatred. I
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#42. Now you bitches can stand here quaking in your boots about what your women might do to you. I'm going to get my woman.
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#43. Suzanne had totally forgotten about their court date since she'd been a little busy having tons of condom-free sex with Ryder, planning Nikki's wedding, and forming a placenta.
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#44. When she quieted the jet engine buzz of worries assaulting her brain, when she stopped thinking altogether and just felt, she knew this was right. Feeling the silence of peace and conviction was so foreign to her she wasn't even sure what to do with it.
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#45. Our relationship felt like a Christmas gift that you hadn't asked for and weren't expecting to receive, but the minute you saw it, you knew it was perfect for you.
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#46. Me? I'm being ridiculous? You're the one flirting for your thesis. What the hell kind of degree is that anyway? A doctorate of dick tease?
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#47. Instead he leaned closer, gaze meeting hers from behind his horn-rims. Then go fix it. If you love him, it's worth it, Reese.
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#48. Because I figured out who I was- the man who had been born to love you.
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#49. I want to be IMPORTANT to you. Special. He shook his head and gave a soft laugh. Do You know how stupid I feel saying that? I think my balls just dropped to the floor.
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#50. How does he get that caveman shit to work for him? I would get my balls ripped off and stuffed in my mouth if I pulled what he does.
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#51. Literature wasn't intended to be about perfect people, it was about flaws, very real and very deep human flaws.
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#52. I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here.
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#53. I love you," he murmured. My heart swelled in appreciation the way it always did when he shared his feelings. "I love you, too.
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#54. Imogen looked at Ty, at the one man who could halt her stone-cold logic and make her just feel ... She needed that, to be caught off guard, to learn to trust her first gut reaction to her emotions. There had been no hesitation on her part - he had asked and her heart had sung out a big fat yes.
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#55. I am successful because of my brains and my guts, put together, and I don't need some fancy-ass degree from a bunch of sweater-vest-wearing pricks who haven't gotten laid since Bush Senior was president ... Do you know who studies sociology? People who would rather observe life than live it.
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#56. I mean, it's okay if you're the one with the low sex drive. We'll just have to adjust and learn to accommodate that.
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#57. It will always be the ultimate, because you're my ultimate.
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#58. Bet you've never had a bear down your pants before. Though I'm kind of a bear in bed. (Rick from Back to Basics)
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#59. I'm sure once he recovers from the muscle tone and tattoos he'll be fine.'
Good thing he didn't know about the penis piercing. That would give him a heart attack. Or the fact that I had seen the penis piercing.
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#60. There is no memory less satisfying than a temptation that we resisted.
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#61. What I'm trying to get you to understand is that I get it that you think of women as fitting into two categories
whores and the Madonna. But I'm neither. I'm just Jessica, somewhere in between, and I love you and want you to accept me.
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#62. I can't give you the sunset, but I can give you the night.
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#63. Ty:"It sounds pretty when you say it, but I have no clue what the hell you're talking about."
Imogen:"It's Shakespeare," she said.
Ty:"Well, I was pretty sure it wasn't Kenny Chesney.
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#64. Do you understand?" I nodded. He kissed me again. "Do you trust me?" I nodded. His lips buried in my neck. "Do you want me?" Nod. "Absolutely." "Then don't be afraid. Don't ever be afraid when you're with me." "I won't," I whispered,
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#65. Does this mean we can eat pie today?" Easton asked. Riley let out a snorting laugh. "I know someone who will be." Nice.
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#66. Your subservience makes me uncomfortable."
That pissed me off. "Then you shouldn't pay people to do things for you. End of story.
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#67. Jess?"
"Yeah?"
"Would you be okay with it if I fell in love with you?"
My hear squeezed and I paused, my mouth a hairbreadth from his as I took in his words, as if I could breathe them into my mouth, my heart, my soul.
"Yeah," I whispered. "I'd be very okay with it.
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#68. If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.
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#69. Life is like waiting in line at the grocery store. You wait, you slowly move forward, you pay the price, then you exit unsatisfied and broke.
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#70. Her bun was baking, but her bloody heart was breaking.
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#71. Scars fade with time. And the ones that never go away, well, they build character, maturity, caution.
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#72. Because Tammy is in there making like her feet hate each other, and they don't
need us around for it.
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#73. Love, no matter how it's expressed, is still love. We all have flaws, and so our love will be flawed. But that doesn't diminish it.
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#74. Harley studied his erection, lightly running her fingers over the smooth skin. His cock jumped at her touch. It was a pretty penis, she had to say. Good length, pleasing circumference. Not too big, not too small ... the Goldilocks of cocks. Just right.
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#75. Alright, good night," he said, his words a little slurred. "But before I pass out, I want you to know that you're the hottest biscuit this side of the gravy boat.
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#76. The path of true love never ran smooth. More likely you ran out of gas, blew a tire, and hit the wall before you crossed the finish line.
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#77. This was fun. We should find out we're still married more often."
"Why, so every day can be a special new plunge into hell?"
"Nobody I'd rather burn with than you, babe.
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#78. Who do you become when you've lost sight of who you are but the false you isn't one you can pretend to be anymore?
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#79. Because you make me. Because I didn't exist, not in any way that matters, until I met you.
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#80. Trust me, I'm looking forward to it. But it's like cramming a whole ice cream cone in my mouth and swallow it whole. What good is that? It's over and done in a second. I want to really taste it, to lick it slowly. I want to savor the ice cream, you know what I'm saying?
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#81. I'm not backing down until you talk to me."
"What?" I asked, cupping my hand to my ear. "I can't hear you over the flapping sound of my loose vagina."
The corner of his mouth lifted, and he almost laughed. "Is that what that noise is?" he asked. "I thought it was the air conditioner.
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#83. You have eyes that hold me so tightly I could fight for the rest of my life and I'll never escape.
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#84. And the thing is, we can't fail. We've already hit the bottom and come out of it. From here on out, if we just love and listen, we can't go wrong, babe.
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#85. Amanda meant to move, but somehow her feet didn't do anything. They were like Quebec, determined to be independent.
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#86. No. I'm only here for one reason. He glanced over at me.
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#87. Honey, nobody ever knows someone completely. You have to just enjoy what you do know and have faith in the rest.
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#88. A friend is by definition an unpaid therapist.
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#89. Reese grabbed the back of the nearest easy chair and whispered, Honey, baby, come to mama.
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#90. Pulling his weight back off of her, he nodded over his shoulder. "Show me what's in the bedroom."
Though her body leapt in expectation, she tried to play it cool. "Oh, just a dresser, a TV, a dead stuffed deer, and, oh, yeah, a bed."
"Forget the deer. Show me how the bed works.
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#91. Right." Oh my God, I was already lost. Wait. I had never been found. "But
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#92. -Hello, welcome to Wal-Mart.
Amanda lifted up her pink sunglasses to gape at the old guy in the requisite blue vest.
- Ohmigod, it's just like the commercial. If a smiling yellow dot bounces toward me, I'm going to freak out.
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#93. Once upon a time she had liked to dance. When she had been about the same age as the little brunette out there who kept lifting her dress up over her head. Now that was living. Just lift your dress if you wanted to get down and don't worry what anyone thought.
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#94. Because that was what we all did - we searched for labels for people until we found one we thought might fit, and then we sighed in relief that we had placed them.
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#95. Sounds like a plan. I owe Tammy a big thank-you." Ty sighed. "I think I'm too old for this bachelor party crap."
"We'll be planning yours soon enough."
That was so not appealing, Ty was almost scared. "Let's just go fishing and call it good."
"Done.
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#96. Just what she needed. She was single and pregnant and her nipples had suddenly become supersensitive $luts looking for action.
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#97. Trina, what does the fox say?"
"What?"
"Fuck you.
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#98. She'd stumbled into Norman Bates' attic. There in the bathroom was a gaudy heart shaped pink bathtub, and standing proudly next to it was a bear. Holding a clean white towel draped over his arm like a waiter.
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#99. It was like watching two unicorns fucking," he told her. "All glitter and jizz.
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#100. I want to have sex with you" he told her back. "Touch you until you squirm with pleasure."
Laurel's head shot around. "What did you say?"
Oh, shit. He had never actually verified how much or how little Laurel could hear.
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