Top 51 Diana Rowland Quotes
#1. Still, waking up this early was just wrong. "Why can't people be reasonable and only die after eleven A.M.?" I whined.
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#2. I was tough. I was fierce. I was already seating my ass off and hadn't even started to run yet.
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#3. Had I managed to fall into some sort of carnivorous plant? Yeah, bleed on the man-eating plant. Always a good plan.
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#4. With that I turned into a punching, struggling, kicking psycho redneck zombie bitch.
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#5. The pudding lived up to its name. And nothing fell off that wasn't supposed to.
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#6. I'm finally getting my life together. Too bad I had to die first.
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#7. Look, I know this is the last thing you want to talk about, but I wanted to ask you ... " He trailed off, looking strangely uneasy.
"Ask me ... ?" Ask me to dinner? Ask me out for drinks? Ask me if I wanted to see what he looked like under that uniform? Yow, where'd that last one come from?
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#8. Will you please stop being an asshole for a few god-damn minutes?
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#9. God-fucking-damn but he was seriously good-looking. "Have you ever had the stuffed pancakes here? They're evil. I highly recommend them."
"Heh. The cop is recommending evil," I said. "Too funny."
To my surprise, Ivanov chuckled. "You've discovered my dark side.
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#10. Ryan stared at me as I pulled my phone out to see who was calling at this late
hour. "You have the Fraggle Rock theme song as your ring tone," he said, with a
bemused look on his face. "You are so weird.
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#11. Both the zombie mafia and the rebel zombie alliance could suck my white trash undead ass.
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#12. The memory of the previous nights fun and games rose again. Hell this whole week had been weird. With the attack at the boat launch being the shit flavored ice cream on top of the crazy pie.
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#13. How could I be mad? I got to sleep with a kitten.
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#14. Just because I'm insane doesn't mean I have to act all crazy.
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#15. His shirt had more wrinkles than a smoker's lips
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#16. It reminds me of an old joke: What did the Zombie say to the whore?"
I looked at him blankly. "Um ... what?"
He winked. "Keep the tip.
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#17. Whoa!" I jerked my hand up to stop him. "Wait, what?" I asked as sick horror shot through me. "You mean, like when the bodies get cut open?"
Delight lit his face. "Yes, you'll be helping with the autopsies. You didn't know that?
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#18. When I eat brains I don't smell like rotten meat.
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#19. God damn there is nothing better tasting in the whole damn world than warm brains when you were shot the hell up, like a cold beer after a long hot day of working in the yard.
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#20. Hey, look, I thought with a miserable laugh, this day just got worse.
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#21. Zombie Super Powers, activate, you fucking bitches.
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#22. Good morning!" my partner, Derrel, said in an insanely cheerful voice. "I need my Angel to come out and play.
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#23. I was relieved to see some color come back
to his face after he ate, though he still had dark circles under his eyes as if he hadn't slept for a week. I thought I had the monopoly on those.
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#24. I grabbed my napkin and managed to pretend to sneeze which had the added effect of covering up most of my face which was surely completely beet red with embarrassment at this point. Yeah, I was classy and suave like that. Jesus Christ, Angel, get a grip!
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#25. But then again, I was about as far from touchy-feely as you could get. Unless you're fucking me, don't put your hands on me.
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#27. I replaced the elbow with my knee and grabbed his throat as I knelt on top of him. Then reached my other hand to grab hold of his balls. A part of me wish I could bring myself bite his damn cock off. But eew.
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#28. No self-respecting zombie would be caught dead smoking.
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#29. Hell, right now my only weapons were Obnoxious and Snark, and I intended to use them whenever possible.
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#30. As soon as he was gone I blew my breath out and leaned back against the wall. Awkward. First the cop who'd arrested me, then the paramedic who'd kept me from accidentally killing myself. I didn't even want to think what a third thing might be.
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#31. The smell was like chocolate and cookies and biscuits and gravy and everything else that was delicious. It damn near drove me crazy every time I had to touch one. I'd been fighting the cravings the way I'd never fought the urge to take drugs or get drunk.
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#33. You're pretty smart for a Fed."
"I missed a bunch of questions on the entrance exam on purpose so that I could
get into the agency,
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#34. I opened my mouth to tell him he was full of shit, to tell him I knew he'd thrown me under the bus, but all that came out was, Braaiinns.
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#35. That is a zombie ... Holy fucking shit. That's a mother fucking zombie and this shit is real.
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#36. You're all angles and elbows right now." I gave him a sour look. "You certainly know how to make a girl feel sexy."
He grinned. "Well, how about: If anyone can make an oversize polyester uniform look hot, it's you.
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#37. So I told the lady Biology and high school were useless crap, I was going to get a job, and I was never coming back to school.
And I didn't.
Yeah, I sure showed them.
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#38. I was arguing with the paramedics after they got me into the ambulance, begging for something to eat because I was so damn hungry. Maybe that's why I didn't walk into the stupid white light. Maybe I knew they wouldn't have anything to eat down that way.
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#39. Lying on the metal table in front of me was a middle-aged man decked out in absolutely nothing at all. A dead man. Buck-ass naked with his little shriveled junk right there for everyone to see.
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#40. Too easy to lose the way.
Too hard to keep from unraveling when there's nothing to remind you of who you
are and where you should be.
Another eternity passes in the flick of an eyelash.
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#41. This dude could read Pat the Bunnyand make it terrifying.
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#43. Coffe and breakfast with friends. What more could a girl ask for.
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#44. Hello, my name is Angel, and I'll be your zombie today.
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#45. I had a black belt in redneck pissed off bitch dirty fighting.
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#46. Three hours ago I was in bed, I thought miserably. I should have stayed there.
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#47. I told him about me being a summoner, and what that entailed. At the end of he simply gave a long sigh. "Why couldn't you simply be an alcoholic like all the other detectives?"
I grinned. "Demon summoning has less vomiting!
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#48. What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip!
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#49. A zombie pretending to be a zombie pretending to be a zombie. Made me dizzy.
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#50. It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup.
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#51. I have missed you. And I did not know anything was missing.
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