Garon Whited Quotes

#1. How quickly the new and strange becomes old and familiar.

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#2. What's fair and what's true often bear no resemblance to each other.

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#3. There are generally at least three sides to any story, though."
"Three?"
"One side, the other side, and the truth.

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#4. You wouldn't dare!"
I cocked my head at him and thought about it.
"Why do people say that?" I asked. "I don't understand it. It's like demanding whatever it is actually be done. It's tantamount to daring me to do it.

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#5. Fangs out? Check. Claws sharp? Check. Plan? Plan? What plan? I'm making this up as I go.

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#6. The Internet is an evil thing,

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#7. What else is love, but to give someone else happiness when you know your own is impossible?

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#8. Never push a nice guy. Nice guys turn into the scariest sons of bitches when you push them too far.

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#9. Show a little faith in someone when they need it. It's amazing how it comes back around to you.

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#10. put my hand in front of her finger, thinking, 'She's a magician; it might be loaded.

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#11. [politicians are] like toddlers arguing over who gets the candy, but with a better vocabulary and less whacking each other with toys.

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#12. Sometimes I hate this place. I mean I really, truly, hate it. It offends my narrow-minded and provincial sensibilities regarding good universe design.

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#13. ... being offended doesn't, by itself, make me right.

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#14. I spent a lot of last night being moody and grim.
I'm a vampire. We're allowed to do that. It's in all the brochures.

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#15. ...the whole 'know thyself' thing isn't a journey to a fixed destination. Learning about myself changes me, forcing me to learn more. 'Know thyself' isn't a goal; it's a road.

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#16. ...please don't throw any more rocks at the barrier keeping the demonic hordes of the void from pouring over the world.

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#17. Politics. From the Latin poly, meaning many, and tics, meaning blood-sucking parasites. That may be incorrect, but it's not wrong.

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#18. It's one thing to be an undead fiend of darkness, but it takes an immense amount of work to look cool while doing it.

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#19. I have lived in worlds beyond counting and countries as strange and wonderful as the dance of dust in sunbeams, because I have lived in books.

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#20. Sometimes, I think we're all idiots, rushing headlong into oblivion, shouting about how unfair it is while refusing to steer anywhere else.

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#21. I don't much care for the idea of being dead. It makes me nervous. I'm allergic to dying; I break out in screaming.

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#22. Political problems ruin meals. Let it be known as Eric's Law of Lunch henceforth.

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