Top 14 J. Golden Kimball Quotes
#1. Well, I've almost got the problem licked. I'm eighty now, and in a few more years, I think I'll have it completely under control. (referring to his love of coffee)
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#2. I may not always walk the straight and narrow, but I sure in hell try to cross it as often as I can.
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#3. I want to advise this people, if the Lord ever does give you an inspiration, for heaven's sake write it down and remember it.
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#4. I won't go to Hell for swearing because I repent too damn fast!
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#5. I don't know about this here eternal marriage business. But it seems to me that if you can't live with the sons-of-bitches on earth the Lord won't force you to remain with them in heaven.
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#6. If it were not for repentance and forgiveness, I would become discouraged and discontinue my labors.
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#9. We need revelation for the calling of officers in the Church. Men should not be called merely through impression.
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#10. Some people say a person receives a position in this church through revelation, and others say they get it through inspiration, but I say they get it through relation. If I hadn't been related to Heber C. Kimball I wouldn't have been a damn thing in this church.
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#11. Cut me off from the Church? They can't do that! I repent do damn fast!
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#12. A sermon should be like a woman's dress. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to keep your attention.
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#13. What can God do for a liar who refuses to repent? Can the Lord save him? He can't claim salvation. Baptizing him in water will not settle the trouble, unless you keep him under.
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#14. I believe if I had a house in hell and a house in St. George, I'd rent out the one in St. George and live in hell. I really would.
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