Top 100 Elle Casey Quotes
#1. That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get to you. And it wasn't like they would kill me less painfully if I didn't pee on them.
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#2. Babe, I can't promise you that I'll always be perfect, but I'll do my straight best to try, and I'll make it my life's goal to always make sure you're happy. All you've got to do is marry me, and I'll do the rest.
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#3. Everyone has his own timeframe for grieving. His is just longer than the average person's.
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#4. Holy mackerel, mother of baby fishes, is that a bed?
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#5. Life's too short to settle for second best
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#6. It sounded like a demon dinosaur. Not that I'd ever heard one of those, but it was what I imagined one would sound like. It nearly made my heart stop with fear.
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#7. I was leaving nothing to chance, and literally refused to be caught unarmed with my pants down.
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#8. As my lawyer dad would say, I had breached a contract with the devil.
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#9. I'd found him, and he was mine - cute little bugger that he was, messed up glasses, funky shoes and all.
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#10. Sometimes when our lives are out of control, the only thing that makes us feel secure is to swing in the opposite direction. To control every last detail.
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#11. I found out that when someone loves you, like really loves you, no matter what you do, no matter how many stupid mistakes you make or shitty things you say, it sets you free. I feel like I can fly now. Like nothing is holding me back anymore,
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#12. Damn you, Hamster! Stop making me think about him! Go to bed!
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#13. How dare he have such a stinky crotch.
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#14. You must keep in mind that all of the world's religions are man-made, often as a mechanism to control and intimidate the masses into following the bidding of a few.
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#15. It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to
and piss on.
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#16. What are you looking at?" I asked ...
"City slicker. What are you looking at?"
"A stupid wookie man-bear-pig who doesn't know how to mind his own business.
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#17. Girl you spent time with not drinking and screwing. Girl you hang out with when you could have been doing something else. Girl you spent quality time with. Girl you do nice things for. Girl you want to smooch all night."
He laughs once. "I guess that makes you my girlfriend.
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#18. So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.
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#19. Nefarious purposes translation: For disgusting demon sex and the birth of the Devil incarnate. Nice.
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#20. I have the hearing of a mother with small children. My shit is bionic. "Go
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#21. Yes. Go away." I stare at the ceiling. Having him this close makes me sad for some reason. Must be the drugs again. I never did like being on them. Wine is way better.
He takes my hand back. "Don't be like that.
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#22. My mom always said that still waters ran deep, so maybe Chase had a lot more things going on than I realized.
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#23. Us bitches have to stick together.
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#24. I panicked.
I farted.
I shrieked in humiliation.
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#25. Obviously, he psyched you out. He mind-fucked you big time.
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#26. I reach out to hit him, but he catches my wrist.
"Calm me down ... who do you think you are?"
He pulls me close, until our chests are touching again. "I'm your guy, that's who.
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#27. Thanks." "Thanks for what?" I try to look up at him but the angle isn't good. "For trusting me with your body.
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#28. Andie: "Why can't you just let me go?"
Mack: "I can't let you go because you're mine.
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#29. How is this happening to me? I'm starting to think that God has abandoned me to the hands of the Devil.
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#30. Maybe you're not doing it right"
"I wasn't aware there was a technique to tree hugging.
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#31. Love is what it is and love does what it does to survive. It's an instinct.
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#32. We share shit. We're soulmates. We don't keep secrets.
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#33. Come on, wife. Come take a little ride with me. Let me show you all the things you'll be missing when you go back East and leave me here with a broken heart.
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#34. I had zero fear of Mack being the wrong kind of guy to invite up to my room. He totally didn't come off as rapist material. Me, on the other hand, I wasn't so sure about.
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#35. Life isn't meant to be fun." "Well, sure it is. It is meant to be exactly that. Growth is fun. Learning is fun. Challenges and the rising above them is fun. If you knew all the answers, would you even bother with questions anymore?
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#36. Tim, shut it. I'm not going to sell out the hootchie to save the fae.
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#37. You can watch me pee! It's okay! Here look, I'm peeing! I'm peeing! You can stop uprooting yourself.
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#38. The question is not whether I'm sure, but whether you are. Because I know exactly what I want, and I'm not the kind of guy who's afraid to go after it once I see it.
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#39. You know how much I want a Vespa. I'm Vespa Desperate. It's a medical syndrome, you know. I see Vespas and I want to chase them down the street like a rabid terrier.
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#40. Might as well pee on 'em, I decided.
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#41. Get your ass back on the tree, Jayne, I just lost the mojo.
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#42. I'm engaged" ...
"No, you're not," he growled into my neck. "You're married. To me. We came first, not him.
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#43. You gotta fart, Jayne. You've gotta break the spell. Fart for all you're worth! Let your butt sing!
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#44. Guys this good looking should not be criminals. It'll throw off the universe or something.
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#45. I stuck my tongue out at her because I'm not all that mature and I still enjoy doing the things that cracked me up when I was ten.
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#46. Shee-it, you people have all the fun. You guys are givin' people strokes and havin' sex parties and doin' rescues while I'm off gallivantin' in the forest, shootin' at some stupid dang targets.
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#47. It's a dog-eat-dog world, and people like me are Purina ALPO - even easier to eat than another dog. Nom, nom. I
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#48. I couldn't help it. I couldn't be blamed. I was just a sorry little slut who couldn't control her libido.
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#49. My mind was spinning in so many different directions I didn't know whether to laugh, cry, or eat a fried calf testicle.
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#50. If you really, really want me to stop touching you, I will. I swear it ... But if you want me to keep touching you, all you have to do is say please, and it'll be done. I'll touch you all night. All you have to do is ask.
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#51. I guess there's a benefit to dating a bunch of selfish losers ... it sure teaches a girl to how to give a good blow job.
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#52. It means that if I want to get lucky with you, I should just take the risk and tell you what's on my mind, because failing would be worse than never trying.
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#53. Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves.
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#54. You know, there's reason why certain expressions never go away and endure the test of time. It's because they're as real todaynasnthey were a hundred years ago.
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#55. With every thrust he gave me his response. You. Are. My. Wife.
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#56. I totally feel like an FBI agent right now, with my legs spread and my arms out straight, gripping the gun. I'll bet my butt looks awesome.
... I squint at the target, holding the gun like I've seen FBI guys do it in the movies. I am so badass.
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#57. The brownies can't touch that basket - it's spelled - but we can. We're supposed to take one thing out per day and put it on the silver tray on our dressers." "Spelled? How's it spelled? B-A-S-K-E-T, right?" asked Finn, obviously confused.
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#58. Google is your friend, people. I'm serious. It's not a person, it's a collective group of people who want to help each other, and that's a good thing.
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#59. It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong.
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#60. I have a feeling that whatever's in there will make the whore in the lake look like our fairy friggin godmother.
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#61. You're my wife," he said, only inches away, his hot breath flickering over my lips. "You married me in Las Vegas two years ago."
"Yes."
"And I'm your husband."
I nodded, tears slipping out.
He gritted his teeth and growled out, "And this is us, consummating our marriage.
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#62. I can't change the past, I can only walk into my future with eyes wide open, taking responsibility for myself and my actions.
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#63. Luceo non euro means I shine, not burn. To me, though, it means that I have a choice. I need to balance the bad with the good, make sure to avoid the things that could burn or scar me but get close enough to the heat that I feel life and really experience it.
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#64. What are you looking at?"
"A beautiful woman who makes me think I can fly.
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#65. I love it when my brain just spontaneously takes over like that. It always surprises me.
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#66. Denial does not change reality for everyone else. Only for the one denying and those who are foolish enough to believe the fantasy.
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#67. I feel like I got hit by a bus." "You kind of did," I said, "only it was an angry orc with the strength and attitude of a silverback gorilla.
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#68. Monsters can only live in hiding, covered by darkness and the shame wrapped up in the telling.
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#69. We are women. We believe in love and goodness and the kindness of others above all things. We are hard-wired to blame ourselves for things that other people do, even the bad, evil ones. That's why we're so good at compassion. It's also why we're our own worst enemies sometimes.
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#71. Jesus Christ, give it a rest, would you?
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#72. He squeezes my hands and winks. "It is. I see her in there. She just needs to wake up and grow a pair.
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#73. We were crazy two years ago. Crazy in love. The words haunted my soul and refused to be buried in the darkness anymore.
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#74. Our chances of survival were entirely dependent on our ability and willingness to dominate others.
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#75. You might think you're a grown man, but I have absolutely no problem getting my spatula out and serving you up a helping of bare butt flap jacks, you hear me?
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#76. You're really beautiful, you know that, Tones?" "I was just thinking the same thing about you." We both smiled. "What are two gorgeous bombshells like us doing out here in this fucked up forest full of messed up creatures, anyway?" I asked.
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#77. Once I saw you, I had no choice. I was done for good. You're the last woman I ever want to be with.
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#78. Scars are your body's way of healing, making that damaged part stronger than it ever was before the pain.
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#79. We will never speak of your cadaverous girlfriend or murderous ways ever again.
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#80. Gilly frowned at me. "Ya know, stereotyping be a sign of limited intelligence. I might have asked ye where yer lower back tattoo be or yer lip piercing, but I didna." It folded its short little arms and cocked out one funky-shaped hip in a defiant stance.
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#82. You are not just one person, Candice. You're a whole tornado of a person.
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#83. Just because a person is obsessed with the idea of something, doesn't make it right or even good for them.
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#84. Do something, Jayne! Use the Green! Offer it your virgin sacrifice! Flash it your boobs!
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#85. Me. Ya know, stereotyping be a sign of limited intelligence. I might have asked ye where yer lower back tattoo be or yer lip piercing, but I didna.
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#86. Something about being here in this neon-glitzy place, my shoes off and my boobs pushed up to my neck made me feel bold. Daring. Ready to grab the world by the balls and make it beg for mercy. Rawr.
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#87. Love comes in many flavors. Most people start out with vanilla and chocolate and work their way up to rum raisin but that doesn't mean that's the only way to do it.
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#88. Imagine that - a werewolf who lets a girl pee in private. Little bits of coolness in my totally fucked-up life. This place was full of surprises.
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#89. That's how it works. You snake on a deal, you get fanged.
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#90. Who are ye talkin' aboot?" said the voice, just at my elbow. "HOLY SHIT ON A FUCKING STICK!" I yelled, jumping as far to my left as I could, brandishing my weapon out in front of me.
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#91. Friendship is a commodity," he snarled. "Ha! Friendship is not a commodity. Friendship is a gift! A precious gift that you don't deserve since you treat it so casually and carelessly.
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#92. What in the hell was that supposed to be? What are you ... a Ninja Turtle?
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#93. Excuse me while I go bleach my face.
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#94. I could tell that the wolf thought he had it in the bag, a savage smile curling up the edges of his mouth, when all of a sudden the tree next to ours swung one of its branches over and whacked the ever-loving shit out of that wolf, right on its stupid wolf head.
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#95. I smiled at his hair. It was standing out all over the place, wherever it had escaped the elastic bands holding the mask on. "Take
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#96. You'd give up all this for me?"
"Sure. In a heartbeat."
"I couldn't let you do that."
"The hell you couldn't. I'd go live in a trailer park in the middle of the Mississippi swamps if it meant I could be with you and give this a shot.
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#97. My first goal was to work up enough nerve to ask some of the most ridiculous questions I'd ever asked in my life. Here's how I pictured that conversation going:
Me: Do you know Gavin MacKenzie?
Country person: Who's askin'?
Me: His wife.
Country person: - vacant look - crickets -
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#98. Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes.
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#99. I can't let you go because you're mine
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#100. I sit down on the toilet and think back on my day as I take care of business. My stomach continues to express its discontent as I wander through my memories. I'm really glad it's just Ian and me here in the house. I'm making a lot of noise in this little room. Wow.
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