Top 100 Sayings About A Cookie

#1. So you have you price," I said with a mouthful of crumbs. "Your soul for a cookie." Fang made sure Dr. Martinez wasn't looking and then shot me the bird.

James Patterson

Sayings About A Cookie #27888
#2. Some bookstores want you to believe they're a community center, like they need to host a cookie-making class in order to sell you some Proust.

David Levithan

Sayings About A Cookie #32101
#3. I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

Jessica Simpson

Sayings About A Cookie #46649
#4. If bitterness wants to get into the act, I offer it a cookie or a gumdrop.

James Broughton

Sayings About A Cookie #50412
#5. Nothing is more effective than sincere, accurate praise, and nothing is more lame than a cookie-cutter compliment.

Bill Walsh

Sayings About A Cookie #51720
#6. Cry to god. If you do that just for a couple minutes with your whole being, just like a child who so badly wants a cookie. You will break through the barrier of the mind.

Frederick Lenz

Sayings About A Cookie #76904
#7. I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem!

Brandi Chastain

Sayings About A Cookie #85460
#8. Everyone knows that if you eat a cookie, and the cookie next to it is broken, you're required to eat that broken cookie as well to keep the package looking clean.

Michelle M. Pillow

Sayings About A Cookie #90892
#9. I loved Cookie [Mueller]. She was a much better writer than actress. She shouldn't have stuck with me in the beginning; she should have immediately become a writer. She would have had more of a chance.

John Waters

Sayings About A Cookie #109091
#10. Peanut Butter M&Ms in the fridge, I always have a giant bag. Every cookie and candy I put in the fridge, it always manages to taste better when it's cold.

Hilary Rhoda

Sayings About A Cookie #110896
#11. Chomsky is a pencil-and-paper theoretician who wouldn't know Jabba the Hutt from the Cookie Monster,

Steven Pinker

Sayings About A Cookie #113472
#12. It's better to have a bad plan then no plan at all.

Charles De Gaulle

Sayings About A Cookie #117175
#13. A balanced diet is a cookie in both hands.

Paula Deen

Sayings About A Cookie #129509
#14. Eating mindfully is a most important practice of meditation. We can eat in a way that we restore the cookie of our childhood. The present moment is filled with joy and happiness. If you are attentive, you will see it.

Nhat Hanh

Sayings About A Cookie #133405
#15. Cookie!" The kid holds up a carrot with the feathery green still attached to the top.
"Seriously?"
The woman gives me a wide-eyed don't say anything look and walks away fast.

Pam Bachorz

Sayings About A Cookie #134684
#16. I never carry a purse. My iPhone is always with me, a credit card, and a piece of mint chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream gum.

Rachel G. Fox

Sayings About A Cookie #135660
#17. They were almond cookies, although they could have been made of spinach and shoes for all I cared. I ate eleven of them, right in a row. It is rude to take the last cookie.

Lemony Snicket

Sayings About A Cookie #138562
#18. The smell of blood ... it was on his breath.
What does he do? I think. Drink it? I imagine him sipping it from a teacup. Dipping a cookie into the stuff and pulling it out dripping red.

Suzanne Collins

Sayings About A Cookie #146655
#19. An organic cookie, is still a cookie.

Gary Collins

Sayings About A Cookie #148553
#20. There's a time I can recall
Four years old and three feet tall
Trying to touch the stars and the cookie jar
And both were out of reach

Hilary Weeks

Sayings About A Cookie #150320
#21. I tucked this thought inside me like a fortune into a cookie.

Meg Howrey

Sayings About A Cookie #155537
#22. I have a feeling that when I'm Stormy's age, these everyday moments will be what I remember: Peter's head bent, biting into a chocolate chip cookie; the sun coming through the cafeteria window, bouncing off his brown hair; him looking at me.

Jenny Han

Sayings About A Cookie #173343
#23. The three-year-old who lies about taking a cookie isn't really a liar after all. He simply can't control his impulses. He then convinces himself of a new truth and, eager for your approval, reports the version that he knows will make you happy.

Cathy Rindner Tempelsman

Sayings About A Cookie #174170
#24. Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

Bill Cosby

Sayings About A Cookie #176559
#25. IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.

Joanne Fluke

Sayings About A Cookie #186751
#26. At the state dinner for Chinese President Hu Jintao, Hu opened a fortune cookie that said, 'You will lend us another trillion dollars.'

Conan O'Brien

Sayings About A Cookie #193389
#27. Don't expect the answers overnight. This isn't a fortune cookie.
- The Duke to Delaine; discussing dating after divorce, Chapter 9

Delaine Moore

Sayings About A Cookie #196478
#28. A lot of producers cookie cut movies one after another, but I'll be a little more careful, and have the opportunity to be, because I have the acting career to subsidize the producing.

Ryan Phillippe

Sayings About A Cookie #202326
#29. I got a fortune cookie that said, "To remember is to understand." I have never forgotten it. A good judge remembers what it was like to be a lawyer. A good editor remembers being a writer. A good parent remembers what it was like to be a child.

Anna Quindlen

Sayings About A Cookie #212876
#30. I'm also staring at the fortune cookie. Its got a lot of blood on it and I shrug and say, as jovially as I can, Oh, you know me.

Bret Easton Ellis

Sayings About A Cookie #216211
#31. What thought or message would you put in a fortune cookie?
Stop reading this. Eat the cookie and live your life.

Veronica Roth

Sayings About A Cookie #232822
#32. I do my best to stay away from dairy, especially ice cream. I've become a cookie monster whenever I want to mess around and eat something cheap.

Randy Couture

Sayings About A Cookie #237624
#33. Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."

P. J. O'Rourke

Sayings About A Cookie #246264
#34. Cookie's cousin Lucille, for example. Or her second cousins. Or her uncle on her mother's side. Her whole family, in fact, was a Harvard study waiting to happen.

Darynda Jones

Sayings About A Cookie #247191
#35. Reckoner Super Plan for Killing Regalia ...
Step One: find Regalia, then totally explode her. Lots and Lots.
Step Two: put Val on decaf.
Step Three: Mizzy gets a cookie.

Brandon Sanderson

Sayings About A Cookie #250585
#36. Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried deep in the cookie jar set aside for future generations.

Daniel Prokop

Sayings About A Cookie #253418
#37. According to the fortune-cookie logic most people live by, the best things in life are free. That's crap. I have a gold-plated robot that scratches the exact part of my back where my hands can't reach, and it certainly wasn't free.

Josh Lieb

Sayings About A Cookie #255388
#38. Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie

Ilona Andrews

Sayings About A Cookie #265169
#39. It's just a cookie, sweetheart.

J. Lynn

Sayings About A Cookie #267698
#40. My mother's mother is a very tough cookie. She buried three husbands. Two of them were just napping.

Rita Rudner

Sayings About A Cookie #268920
#41. What are they called? Sprackles, shakums, edible sequins, glossy sugar deedeebobs, I don't know. Instead of sprinkling them on a cookie, I sprinkle them on Angel de la Guarda.

David Quammen

Sayings About A Cookie #272689
#42. Okay but he has a case for you," she said again, her voice singsong.
"Don't care."
"It's right up your alley. There's been a rash of suicide notes."
"That's not right up my alley. That's, like, two blocks over from my alley.

Darynda Jones

Sayings About A Cookie #293303
#43. Apparently the complete works of Shakespeare packed quite a wallop. To think, my mother said I'd never find use for an English degree. Ha! I'd like to see her knock someone silly with an apron and a cookie press.

Rachel Vincent

Sayings About A Cookie #297533
#44. Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette butt, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm. You come, you smoke the butt you eat the cookie you go to sleep wake up and go back to fucking work the next morning, THAT'S IT! End of fucking list!

Denis Leary

Sayings About A Cookie #303758
#45. I opened my eyes to stare at a bright blue tulle monstrosity with a skirt that would hit me at mid thigh. I'd look like the really slutty bride of Cookie Monster.

Rachel Hawkins

Sayings About A Cookie #305862
#46. College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

Bill Gaede

Sayings About A Cookie #313525
#47. Men didn't feel the same way women did about sex. They'd take it when offered, same as they wouldn't pass up a cookie warm from the oven. No, it was the women who counted calories and fell in love.

Kristan Higgins

Sayings About A Cookie #326968
#48. God didn't give Moses ten fortune cookies in a to-go box. God didn't lead the Israelites through the wilderness with a neon all-you-can-eat sign. And God doesn't speak to people in bathrooms, public or otherwise.

Geoffrey Wood

Sayings About A Cookie #349900
#49. You know," he said, "at some point you're going to realize that being a smart-ass isn't as much about being smart as it is about being an ass." "That's good," I said. "Did you read that in a fortune cookie?

Garth Stein

Sayings About A Cookie #353269
#50. When people tell me they are going to go scrapbooking, I say, 'Why don't you make it yourself.' It's like chocolate-chip cookies. People buy the cookie-dough roll and slice it, and then they lay it on a cookie sheet. That's not making chocolate-chip cookies.

Amy Sedaris

Sayings About A Cookie #355212
#51. level. The part that shares the last double chocolate chip cookie or donates to charity or gives a

Nicola Yoon

Sayings About A Cookie #360151
#52. He's an enigma wrapped up in sensuality padlocked with a dozen chains of desire and topped off with a razor-sharp ribbon of danger. There are more layers to him than a billionaire's wedding cake.

Darynda Jones

Sayings About A Cookie #367124
#53. In New York, if you weigh under 200 pounds and decline so much as a cookie at a co-worker's party, women will flock to your side, assuring you of your appealing physique. This is how skittish we are about the dangers of anorexia and the pressures of body image.

Sloane Crosley

Sayings About A Cookie #367267
#54. Although he thinks he's awesome at them, Andrew really sucks at languages. Once, he tried to speak French to this woman who owned the C'est La Vie bakery back home, and she gave him a cookie because she thought he was mentally challenged. (Page 21)

Alicia Thompson

Sayings About A Cookie #374399
#55. The point is it's such a great feeling to scarf cookies with abandon like Cookie Monster.
Truly, he is the role model for us all.
AWESOME!

Neil Pasricha

Sayings About A Cookie #389292
#56. It's all about what you feel on the inside - and I'm feeling like a chocolate chip cookie because I had about ten of them last night!

Amber Benson

Sayings About A Cookie #410927
#57. If you give a mouse a cookie, he is sure to want a glass of milk.

Laura Joffe Numeroff

Sayings About A Cookie #414604
#58. I wanted to go home, whip up a batch of cookie dough, and eat it. All.

Kristen Ashley

Sayings About A Cookie #418269
#59. In the age of hyper technology and cookie crumbs, you can only trust a man in a mask. Everyone else has too much to lose.

Wayne Gladstone

Sayings About A Cookie #424753
#60. On more than one occasion, the camera has cut to me after a break as I'm still trying to swallow the last bite of cookie. Those of you who have thought to yourselves, 'That guy talks like he has marbles in his mouth,' should know that they are not marbles, but oatmeal cookies.

Lester Holt

Sayings About A Cookie #429066
#61. Chelsea clapped her hand over her heart, melodramatically. "Using my love of chocolate against me. I have no choice but to crumble like a ... chocolate cookie. Or whatever," She said when Laurel eyed her. "My metaphors suck. Let's go.

Aprilynne Pike

Sayings About A Cookie #447181
#62. Eating is self punishment; punish the food instead. Strangle a loaf of Italian bread. Throw darts at a cheesecake. Chain a lamb chop to the bed. Beat up a cookie.

Denise Dietz

Sayings About A Cookie #453517
#63. pickle juice on a cookie.

Julie Sternberg

Sayings About A Cookie #457175
#64. A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make.

Debbi Fields

Sayings About A Cookie #463656
#65. After all, you don't know how strong something is until you actually test it." She winked. "I read that in a fortune cookie once." "Fortune cookie?

Nicholas Sparks

Sayings About A Cookie #464545
#66. If the interview was done in the studio, Frank McGee would automatically do it. But if I went out and got it, then the interview was mine. So I was considered a pushy cookie, because I would get the interview.

Barbara Walters

Sayings About A Cookie #469143
#67. I've always liked to go down a different path. Being a woman of color, I never followed a cookie cutter way.

Halle Berry

Sayings About A Cookie #471704
#68. I don't believe in wishes coming true. But if I do, what would I wish for? Normally I have such willpower. Like a dieter resisting a cookie, I don't even let myself go there. But for the briefest second, I do.

Gayle Forman

Sayings About A Cookie #489266
#69. Eating a cookie never feels strange. I am a big believer in food in general.

Keri Russell

Sayings About A Cookie #493204
#70. Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.

Lisa Scottoline

Sayings About A Cookie #495647
#71. Harold glared sullenly at him again, the eyes those of a piggy little boy who wants the whole cookie jar to himself. Ain't he going to be surprised, Stu thought, when he finds out a girl isn't a jar of cookies.

Stephen King

Sayings About A Cookie #507016
#72. I wanted to show her how disgusted I was by not eating a thing, but a chocolate cookie is a chocolate cookie.

Marian Keyes

Sayings About A Cookie #520859
#73. Oh, I'm going to see him - in a pile of broken bones. Here. Have a cookie." Chris shook his head, and his

Brigid Kemmerer

Sayings About A Cookie #530426
#74. I might have to rescind my no-love rule," she said, a cookie in each hand. "Cookies are my sweet spot.'
He smiled. "They're not your only sweet spot.

Jill Shalvis

Sayings About A Cookie #533246
#75. I'm not Mr. Nice Guy, I'm a tough cookie

Thomas Muster

Sayings About A Cookie #537445
#76. He's like a cookie; rough around the edges, soft on the inside. He's such a surprising guy.

Delia Delaney

Sayings About A Cookie #543853
#77. Forward-thinking teachers and school administrators across the country are creating a whole range of alternatives to cookie-cutter teaching and evaluation methods, such as the use of student portfolios and exhibitions in addition to conventional exams to assess students' progress.

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Sayings About A Cookie #544346
#78. Actually, yeah. I don't think I've ever wanted someone so much I would beg for it. A cookie? Yes. A cock? No.

Christina Lauren

Sayings About A Cookie #546653
#79. Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

Kim Harrison

Sayings About A Cookie #557505
#80. My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.

Darynda Jones

Sayings About A Cookie #568349
#81. That one brown house still had that hole in its garage door splintering like a chewed cookie smile, the hole the exact size and height of the car parked on the driveway in front of it.

Tim Kinsella

Sayings About A Cookie #569086
#82. Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Sayings About A Cookie #581682
#83. I have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons, I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.' That's T.S. Eliot, in case you were wondering. An oldie but a goodie. When it came to existential exhaustion, the man was one smart cookie.

Justin Cronin

Sayings About A Cookie #588866
#84. Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

Janet Evanovich

Sayings About A Cookie #599016
#85. More of a cookie person, myself. No offense to the other baked goods. I just like cookies.

Victoria Schwab

Sayings About A Cookie #610562
#86. Where you just possessed?" Cookie asked after a long moment, awe softening her voice. "'Cause let me tell you, sweetheart, if that was possession, I'm selling my soul.

Darynda Jones

Sayings About A Cookie #611039
#87. I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?"
"How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

Charles M. Schulz

Sayings About A Cookie #638956
#88. Do you know how hard it is to diet with a name like Cookie?" "That's so weird." I stared off into space, marveling at the similarities of our situation. "It's hard to diet with a name like Charley, too

Darynda Jones

Sayings About A Cookie #673204
#89. I'm very friendly or whatever, but I would hardly say that I'm that cookie-cutter. I don't live in L.A. or New York. I live in Texas, and I go to hole-in-the-wall bars, so there's no paparazzi there.

Kelly Clarkson

Sayings About A Cookie #697909
#90. I've been away from my two daughters at a very important time in their life.'I have missed most of Girl Scout cookie season.Last night Zahra, my youngest called me up and said :"Daddy how come we never sell the most cookies? How come Mrs. Dunn wins every year?"'

Chris Rock

Sayings About A Cookie #708272
#91. Cricket glanced down when she saw a cookie slide under the wall. She plucked the cookie from the ground and bit into it, dirt and all. It was so disgusting, her eyes watered, but she was starving, so she choked it down.

Ash Gray

Sayings About A Cookie #709272
#92. It's a date."
"It's a cookie."
"It's a cookie date.

Shaun David Hutchinson

Sayings About A Cookie #722937
#93. You're not standing on your head! Have a cookie. - Grimspite in Jinx on the Divide

Elizabeth Kay

Sayings About A Cookie #738344
#94. I never thought I'd end up as a computer freak, but that's how the cookie crumbles. I do spend a lot of my time on the Internet, and often check out the different E-zines on the web, especially if something Iron Savior related is going down.

Yenz Leonhardt

Sayings About A Cookie #744580
#95. Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating?
No.
Then dont make him a tagalong!

Lisi Harrison

Sayings About A Cookie #747125
#96. Her name was a joke, she said, like Karen Cutter's family nick-naming her Cookie, or poor Marie Antoinette Jones, whose parents had liked the sound of the name but who were a tad weak in French history.

Miriam N. Kotzin

Sayings About A Cookie #750684
#97. But that's the thing about mental illness; there's no such thing as a cookie-cutter diagnosis. We're all crazy in our own special way. Some of us just have it worse than others.

Lisa Unger

Sayings About A Cookie #752570
#98. I like a gooey cookie.

Trisha Yearwood

Sayings About A Cookie #755474
#99. God's promises are not fortune cookies. We do not use them in order to get a spiritual "fix" for the day.

Sinclair B. Ferguson

Sayings About A Cookie #757445
#100. A lot of what is wrong with corporate America has to do with a culture filled with antibodies trained to expel anything different. HR departments often want cookie cutter employees, which inevitably results in cookie cutter solutions.

Nolan Bushnell

Sayings About A Cookie #772623

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