Michelle M. Pillow Quotes

#1. Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

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#2. He took her hand from her head and held it in his. "Your beauty could make a rose blush."
"Are you ... drunk?

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#3. People should know better than to be an ass in front of writers. We immortalize things. Lots of things. And we take liberties with character descriptions.

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#4. So, the MacGregors."
"Yeah." Jane nodded with a long sigh. "The MacGregors."
"I don't get what the big deal is with them," Charlotte said.
"If you saw under their kilts, you would get what the big deal
" Annabelle tried to break in.

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#5. Everyone knows that if you eat a cookie, and the cookie next to it is broken, you're required to eat that broken cookie as well to keep the package looking clean.

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#6. For some reason, when people meet me and find out I'm a writer they always ask if I write children's books. Um ... please don't let your kids read my books. Well, unless your kids are in their 30s or something ... then yeah, they're old enough. LOL

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#7. My name is Kyran. You look like an honorable woman," he whispered, practicing what he would say to any prospective mate. "I have a home with my parents and my brother. There we will live and you will be part of our family. Would you like to give me many children?

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#8. Determined Prince (Captured by a Dragon-Shifter) A Dragon Lords Romance By Michelle M. Pillow

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#9. Is he all right?" Jane asked.
"Oh, sure, probably losing a fight against a squirrel," Angus said.
"Or his shadow ...

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#10. What good was living if a man didn't have a family?

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#11. Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn't have tried to turn ya into a snake.

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#12. He had seen so much of life, but even more of death. He had seen countless eras come and go and still he braved forward, forever alone. And here she was ready to give up after a few lousy years. She was a coward.

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#13. As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.

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#14. I don't want to move out of bed."
"I don't want to move out of bed either. Let's live here.

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#15. I confess ... if I typo a Facebook post I will edit it. I know it's only Facebook but it's an editing sickness.

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#16. My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

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#17. I have never heard anyone refer to any of my brothers as a nice guy ... I'm going to assume you really meant he's a pain in the arse but you like him anyway against your better judgment. - Malina MacGregor

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#18. I'm the kind of trouble a man like you can't handle.

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#19. My energies have been drained.
Masturbating too much will do that.

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#20. The long years had taught him that everything worked itself out given enough time, and some things would always be the way fate wished them to be.

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#21. She didn't even want to think of how hellish it would be if all the MacGregors made her feel like this one did, all hot and shaky. She'd have to move to the Arctic Circle before the month was out just to cool off.

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#22. Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.

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#23. The web is a dangerous place for a mind begging to slack off and be distracted by nonsense.

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#24. Does talking to yourself in the voice of your fictional character count as being social?

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#25. He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, And that was just my hand, love.

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#26. This is not a white and black business we are in. There are messy shades of crimson haunting us in everything we do.

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#27. My muse has more projects on her wish list than I have hours in the day to write. #authorproblems

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#28. Would ya like to
" Iain paused, shocked as the pretty woman turned and hurried away from him. To himself, he finished, "Get a drink with me?

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#29. Damn, I would give anything to see that man naked," Charlotte whispered. "How could you only say he was 'all right'?

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#30. Life is too short to dwell in the negativity all the time.

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#31. I heart my job. I get to make things up for a living.

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#32. She was a truth that had filled his every moment.

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#33. When people get into their 30s plus "boyfriend" sounds weird ... if you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term "manfriend" or "snookie bookie cuddles pie".

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#34. Would it make you feel better if I had a panic attack?" Jane sat on the couch and suppressed a small yawn. "I mean, it's almost four in the morning and a little early for a panic attack, but I can try to muster up the energy to fake one.

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#35. I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.

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#36. I would make a HORRIBLE outlaw. I can plan the crime perfectly, but I'd also need to plan the outcomes to make it work.

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#37. Good. Now let's go down to the pub and meet the townsfolk," Iain said.
"Bar," Euann corrected, just to be contrary.
"Let's go down to the pub before I hit ya with a bar," Iain said.

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#38. Advice from a Romance Writer: Guys, make your woman feel pretty even on an 'off' day. Trust me, good things will come of it.

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#39. He knew for certain that she belonged forever in his arms, just as he knew she didn't realize it yet.

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#40. Ya smell like honey," he said.
"I'm allergic to bees," she whispered.
"I'll do my best not to sting ya, love.

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#41. Her eyes widened, convinced by the size of it that his shaft was fully erect. She blinked several times. No, she was wrong. The bulge moved, growing as she watched it.
Not that I mind ya staring, love, but I've got an appointment I must keep.

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#42. She'd just seen her dead grandmother and had a lovesick warlock on her lawn. The last thing she needed was to worry about extraterrestrial probing.

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#43. Any woman would have to be dead not to be attracted to the walking mass of sexy that was Erik MacGregor.

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#44. If I want to dress up like Princess Leia and lightsaber fight the clone army in my living room, well the Han Solo in my life is just going to have to accept it.

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#45. Confession: I don't want to be one of my characters. I'm mean to them sometimes. Really mean.

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#46. Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn't you?

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#47. Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it.

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#48. There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck.

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#49. Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

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#50. He's not wearing ... " Charlotte began.
"I know. He doesn't," Lydia answered.

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#51. It's a five pots of liquid sleep kind of morning.

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#52. Apparently, the princes had found the only four women in the universes who didn't dream of being royal, rich and adored by their husbands.

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#53. Indie publishing lets me feed my inner control freak.

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#54. Ly-di-ah! I sit beneath your window, laaaass, singing 'cause I loooove your a - "
"For the love of St. Francis of Assisi, someone call a vet. There is an injured animal screaming in pain outside," Charlotte interrupted the flow of music in ill-humor.

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#55. I love my career. It is a career. A difficult one that takes many hours and total dedication to my craft. It is also what I was born to do
tell stories and entertain.

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#56. Angus skidded to a stop and lifted his jaw as if sensing he was being watched. He looked in her direction and instantly covered his manhood as his eyes caught Jane's shocked face in the tree limbs. "Oh, lassie."
"Oh, naked man," Jane teased before she could stop herself.

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#57. They say love is blind, but in your case I'm assuming it's also deaf, dumb, and completely brain dead.

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#58. I don't want a man to validate me or take care of me. If I have a man in my life, I want him to enhance me.

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#59. Out of all the things I do, I think being a mom is the most important and satisfying.

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#60. Publishing is a business and writing is an art. The two have to be crammed together despite the clearly different motivations behind them.

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#61. I find it funny when people try to brag about being younger than me ... like having lived less is an accomplishment. Makes me want to pat them on the head, lol. I'm comfortable with who I am.

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#63. Without love, life was nothing but endless tasks and battles.

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#64. Of course ya love me. I'm very loveable.

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#65. For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my ... well, hat."
...
He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

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#66. In the midst of escaping from Imperial warriors was definitely the wrong time to be mentally undressing flying women.

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#67. There's nothing sweet about me, love," he said.

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#68. For ya, love, I will be anything ya want ... even a potato.

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#69. The dreams that were buried the deepest were the hardest to get rid of.

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#70. We never ask for the bad that happens to us, but it happens. The true test of character is how we go on, what we take from it.

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#71. I think people need hope when times are tough. I think they also need escape and adventure and fantasy. Books are like cheap mini vacations.

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#72. You're a walking Christmas light?"
"No," he said a little defensively. "I'm a powerful warlock.

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#73. Wait, I'm not done.. We didn't have a stuffed bear. And, since I'm not even sure what sort of beast a teddy bear is or where one would find it, I brought you a stuffed baldric instead. It will have to suffice. -Prince Quinn

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#74. I wish life were a fiction novel. Then everyone would have to do what I say.

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#75. If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

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#76. I look at life as an adventure. Each new chapter brings new opportunities.

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#77. The Baby Name book can be a very dangerous tool in the hands of a prolific author.

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#78. A lie, when believed, became the truth.

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#79. If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science

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#80. If I propose to myself and myself says yes, I get to have the cake, right? I love me, so I'm thinking 12 tiers.

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#81. Soft flesh mingled with defiant will to create one frustratingly perfect woman.

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