Top 40 Joanne Fluke Quotes
#1. Good Friends are like sunshine. A day is gloomy without them.
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#2. Pack them into a small round mold, or form a ball and flatten it to resemble a hockey puck (or a baby Brie if you're not from Minnesota and into winter sports.)
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#3. For the life of her, she couldn't understand how such an obstinate, boneheaded chauvinist could make her pulse race and her insides turn to jelly.
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#4. IT was the time of day when Lake Eden residents decided it was too late for a breakfast cookie and too early for a lunch cookie.
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#6. Two dates in one night - not bad at all! Hannah's frown changed to a grin as she lifted the lid and dropped her very favourite five-year-old pair of Nikes inside.
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#7. Why were you smiling like that?" "Smiling like what?" "Like the cat that got into the cream pot.
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#8. A hot, dry breeze greeted the Swensen sisters and their mother when they emerged from the air-conditioned interior of McCarran International Airport in Las Vegas.
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#9. There was something wonderful about a blank sheet of notepaper. The lines were there, just waiting to be filled, and the page could turn into anything from a grocery list to the opening of The Great American Novel. The possibilities were endless.
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#10. three men can keep a secret, but only if two of them are dead.
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#11. Lecture your children every day. You may not know what they did wrong, but they do!
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#13. Conversation over coffee tended to be candid and invited confidences.
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#14. Time & Money. They're always the deciding factors.
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#15. Solving crimes certainly wasn't as easy as they made it seem in the movies.
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#16. Investigating is a process of elimination. You have to explore all the possibilities, and whatever's left, no matter how implausible, has got to be it.
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#17. they constituted the list of names her mother and
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#18. Candy loved to shop and she couldn't seem to shop smiling. They'd gone out the front door of The Cookie Jar and into the next building over. There were party dresses on the mannequins in the windows, and Hannah has said they were going to buy something for her to wear to the party tomorrow night.
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#19. On the one hand, it was nice to have someone who was concerned about you. But on the other hand, you couldn't ever feel truly independent. Marriage was a trade-off. You gave up some things and you gained others.
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#20. It seemed that people could walk through life without causing a ripple, leading ordinary and uneventful lives. It was only after they'd been murdered that people took notice of them.
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#22. The secret of high finance ... if you really need a loan, you won't qualify. And if you don't need a loan, all the lenders will line up to give you money.
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#23. Make sure you wear something appropriate, dear. You never know who you'll run into and it's always smart to look your best.
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#24. If chocolate were a mandatory part of breakfast, people wouldn't be so
grouchy in the morning.
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#25. There was no greater gift than making someone laugh. People who laughed were happy.
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#26. The next time you come to the Cookie Jar, the coffee's on me. You could probably bottle that stuff of yours and sell it for rat poison.
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#27. Being mature isn't what it's cracked up to be.
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#28. At least she'd finally figured out why the green leggings she wore were called tights. It was because they were tight. Extremely tight. So very tight that she felt like a sausage about to split open on a blazing hot barbecue grill.
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#29. P.S. If it's not a secret, will you tell me how you got my dollhouse inside our living room last Christmas? I know its too big to fit down the chimney. I measured.
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#30. mean, you're not actually going to the party with him!" "Yes, I am," Hannah confirmed
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#31. At the same time, Italian sausage, breadsticks, antipasto, and spaghetti vied for air supremacy.
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#32. Perhaps the mirror in Sally's dressing room had waved the wrong way and caused her to look larger than she actually was. And perhaps all that skipping had jumbled her brain and affected her ability to separate reality from wishful thinking.
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#33. Hannah! You've simply got to stop finding bodies. I swear you attract them like a magnet. If you're not careful, everyone's going to get the wrong impression of you." - Delores Swenson
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#34. Kids that age are very accepting. If we could just get them to keep that attitude, it might be a kinder world.
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#35. She skinned her hair back into a ponytail, a style she knew was probably too young for her, but she planned to drive with her windows open and she could ditch the elastic band once she got to the lake.
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#36. If I ever see a man in a rug again, I'm not going to believe a single word he says! A man who lies about having hair will lie about anything.
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#37. had the time to test every single one of the great family recipes you send. Chapter
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#38. She was a level-headed woman who saw the glass as neither half empty nor half full, but rather a glass with something in it and room to pour in more ...
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#39. Whenever someone told her not to think about something, it had quite the opposite effect. Once she knew she shouldn't dwell on something, it took on even more importance in her mind.
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#40. If God gave Dad Alzheimer's, He's got to understand when Dad forgets what church he belongs to.
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