Wayne Gladstone Quotes

#1. Has anything happened in Australia since the eighties? I mean, besides Nemo being reunited with his dad?

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#2. In the age of hyper technology and cookie crumbs, you can only trust a man in a mask. Everyone else has too much to lose.

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#3. I stare at the flush two blankets bring to her cheek and try to divine her dreams.

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#4. But music didn't make my mother nervous. She was more concerned about the agenda of women who thought it was a good idea to wear pastel, shoulder-padded suits while they all marched single file toward a better tomorrow.

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#5. Losing the Internet has forced them to interact verbally instead of microblogging their lives, but a lot of them still talk in Tweets:
"Ugh! I'm standing in line at the post office."
"I'm not eating the crusts on my sandwich because apparently I'm five.

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#6. I don't even know who you are. I can't trust you. You're not real. Either of you. Fucking Internet people.

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#7. My life had devolved into a fluorescent haze of desktop Outlook/Internet Explorer/Excel screens by day followed by laptop Chrome/Facebook/Netflix nights.

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#8. A tree that falls alone in the forest still makes a sound. It just wishes it didn't.

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#9. Magic is a cliche, but what do you call it when you enter a place and you can pretend you're anywhere and everywhere from the Mesozoic era to present day, provided you haven't killed every bit of childhood wonder with cynicism? It is magic. The kind that exists.

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#10. What's the weather like outside?" I asked. "I don't know. May? It's May out.

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#11. You don't know me. How dare you presume to know me? Are you really so arrogant to believe you can sum up a man by his online presence? I have memories and feelings that have never seen the glow of a computer screen. Ideas that have never set foot online.

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#12. Don't you realize the Internet is just a way for millions of sad people to be completely alone together?

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#13. Gladstone, how sad do you have to get before you stop making jokes?

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#14. Well, reading Twitter's a lot like staring at an ant farm," Tobey explained while wiping some cheese from his mouth. "Except without all the productivity.

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#15. Don't know if a God exists, but anyone who claims to be certain of His absence probably lacks humility more than faith.

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#16. But the point is, the talking heads are wrong. The loss won't bring back a simpler time. Only a search for something new to fill the void.

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