Top 100 Lisa Scottoline Quotes

#1. Knees, but they evaporated as the boat picked

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#2. Listen carefully, I'm going to say three words."
"I love you?

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#3. Likewise, I would never be so rude as to not interrupt a friend. How else would she know I was listening?

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#4. I love writing both fiction and memoir. Both have unique challenges; bottom line, fiction is hard because you have to come up with the credible, twisty plot, and memoir is hard because you have to say something true and profound, albeit in a funny way.

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#5. I've read that one out of twenty-four people is a sociopath, and if you ask me, the other twenty-three of you should be worried.

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#6. You're my best friend. I understand you and appreciate you, and can make you happy the rest of your life, I promise you that.

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#7. The truth is that every writer, whether it's fiction or nonfiction, is trying to write something truly original and that's what I think I'm doing.

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#8. You know what Kovich always says, 'Leave or heave.'" She

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#9. I fool everybody!

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#10. Motherhood was not for the weak.

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#11. I read, therefore, I matter.

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#12. I am really, I think, truly an easygoing, positive, fun person.

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#13. Suddenly, someone who was at the center of your life is gone, excised as quickly as an apple is cored, a sharp spike driven down the center of your world, then a cruel flick of the wrist and the almost surgical extraction of your very heart.

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#14. He didn't know why she was standing so close , much less touching him, but he didn't have time to worry about it.

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#15. I always win in the end

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#16. Yes, she's about to embark on a new phase of her life. And yes, my role in her life may change. But as time goes on and our hearts grow more rings, we don't have to leave anyone behind. We can hold on to each other, and collect new hearts to hold, from this day forward, as long as we all shall live.

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Lisa Scottoline Quotes #260895
#17. Dr. Fortunato," Kristine shot back at Laurie, her resentment undisguised. "You don't know how we do things in Wright. Dr. Parrish doesn't care about hospital hierarchy. He's very accessible and he'd never let his ego get in the way of patient care. Maybe you do things differently where you work-

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#18. Who's the president of the United States?"
"Who cares? All politicians are crooks

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#19. I'm neither your friend nor your frenemy, unless you have what I want.

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#20. You should be more paranoid

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#21. I am an open book, literally. I don't mind if people know way too much about me.

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#22. I don't need my head examined, but where were you when I married my second husband. Sheesh.

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#23. Ask me if I care.

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#24. And wouldn't we be better off if every New Year's, we thought about the things we did right and we resolved to keep doing them, no matter how wacky they were.

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#25. Testosterone should be a controlled substance.

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#26. I love everything about Philadelphia, and its food is like the city itself: real-deal, hearty, and without pretension. We've always had an underdog vibe as a city, but that just makes us try harder, and I love our scrappiness and scruffiness.

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#27. He made eye contact but he kept it like casual observation, not a fixed stare. He held his arms at his sides, not only because it was less threatening, but they'd be able to fend off a blow. He cleared the doorway so he'd have an escape route.

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#28. Nah. I'm a tough cookie. Except for the cancer, I'm fine.

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#29. I don't really like you, but I'm so good at acting as if I do that it's basically the same thing.

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#30. We can't control what people do or say, even if it's dumb.

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#31. I get up around 8 o'clock, which gives me enough time to walk dogs and feed chickens and horses. Then I get to work in my home office upstairs, and basically, I don't stop until I've written 2,000 words and/or the Stephen Colbert show is over.

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#32. Don't you wear glasses, George?" "Not anymore. I had my eyes lasered." Can you say midlife crisis? Radial keratotomy is the new red Porsche.

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#33. Truly I never thought of myself as writing legal thrillers, and I still don't think I do. I write stories about women.

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#34. That's what books do, isn't it? That's why I love to read. They bring us closer to ourselves.

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#35. I love the dignity in the name Philadelphia, but at heart, we're Philly.

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#36. Eric turned the corner onto his old

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#37. My face is a mask. I hide my thoughts. My words are calculated to please, charm, or undermine. I can sound smarter or dumber, depending on what you expect to hear. My actions further my self- interest.

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#38. He's an odd duck
but he's a good kid, with a good heart.

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#39. She wondered if justice was possible in a world full of profoundly evil and damaged human beings, in a veritable universe of damage.

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#40. I'm a sociopath. I look normal, but I'm not. I'm smarter, better, and freer, because I'm not bound by rules, law, emotion or regard for you.

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#41. Women shouldn't iron, ever. It's our wrinkles that make us interesting.

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#42. Everything associated with weddings cost the same - a fortune.

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#43. Don't think on what they say, because you don't have to get yourself right with them. You have to get yourself right with you.

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#44. I love my job, and I love books. I read anything, including cereal boxes. I care deeply about what people think of my books, and I memorize my reviews. I love to hear from my readers.

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#45. They don't realize evil lives on their streets

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#46. I was a lawyer and I loved it, but my Francesca was born, and a divorce followed way too soon after.

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#47. A movie theater is Switzerland of the diet world.

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#48. If I stopped talking after I made my point, I'd never say anything.

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#49. No one's paying any attention to sociopaths, or they think we're all killers, which is a misconception.

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#50. Judy felt dismayed. A half hour? She couldn't learn much about the gym in half an hour.

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#51. She had lived long enough to learn that families didn't dissolve or reconfigure neatly, but left debris lying everywhere, and it was human debris. And sometimes, like tonight, she felt as if she were tripping over the bodies.

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#52. You cannot do more with less.

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#53. But the fact is, I'm not work-identified. I'm not a lawyer or a writer. I'm a mom, and I'm a woman, and that's the kind of people I want to see in books in the starring role.

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#54. Now, Megan, we can't pick on whoever abstained.

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#55. Moms never get out of the kid business. Last time I checked, motherhood had no expiration date.

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#56. Making the decision to have a child - it is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

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#57. She realised that letting someone go was setting them free.

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#58. Nobody was ever replaced in life, no hole completely filled or loss totally healed. You didn't need a medical degree to know that the human body really wasn't stronger in the broken places. Like any bone, the cracks would always show if you looked hard enough.

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#59. Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things

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#60. I wonder if whoever invented World of Warcraft realizes it's practice for sociopaths.

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#61. I have learned that the love a mother has for her child is unique among human emotions. Every mother knows this insticntively, but that doesn't mean it doesn't need articulating.

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#62. How do you tell the psychiatrists from the patients in the hospital?
The patients get better and leave.

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#63. People project all sorts of emotions onto their cats, and cats like it that way.

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#64. What I'm doing is writing stories about women who care about justice. They are women who think about the difference between right and wrong, what's legal and illegal, ethical and unethical, moral and immoral.

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#65. I still think I'm writing Nancy Drew with a mortgage.

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#66. If you can't be brave, be determined. And you'll end up in the same place.

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#67. Ellen had long ago stopped being embarrassed by temper tantrums. She flipped it and wore it like a badge of honor. A temper tantrum was a sign that a mom said no when it counted.

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#68. My animals are a really important part of my life.

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#69. There was no known cure for a Catholic education.

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#70. His fee was $300 an hour, and
for clients who couldn't afford that, he had a sliding scale that was
never less than $250 - except for crying old ladies facing terminal
diagnoses.

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#71. From Anthony, reading, Can you let me know now? Sanchez leaves for weekend if we're not on. She felt a guilty pang. It's

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#72. Bars over the door, but not the window, and the roof looked

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#73. Night came early to this neighborhood, the sun fleeing the sky, leaving heaven black and blue.

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#74. The look he was going for was Friendly Suburban Dad, because that's what he was, but he suspected he'd achieved only
Cialis Guy.

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#75. I know that people get angry and I'm generally a fan of emotions. And to be real, it makes great television. A debate where everybody is yelling at each other is totally fun to watch.
Until you realize that's how we choose a president.

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#76. We may not be perfect, but we're good, and good people can't imagine evil. It catches us by surprise, and it always will. We don't know the first thing about the kind of evil that would sacrifice a child.

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#77. To Ned, will you. Carry on.

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#78. You should be more paranoid than you are. Your typical suburban mom worries all the time, but she worries about the wrong things.
Because she doesn't worry about me.

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#79. Because she does not worry about me.

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#80. I already know when I'm being bad, and I don't need to be nagged by my underwear.

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#81. I like terrific writing, but I also like a terrific story. My favorite books have both, and they're by contemporary, commercial American writers.

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#82. Everybody hates lawyers, but they don't realize judges are just lawyers with a promotion. Think about it.

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#83. Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx.

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#84. Hannah was out of earshot, then turned to Caitlin.

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#85. Good people can't imagine evil. It catches us by surprise, and it always will.

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#86. You need somebody to stand up for you. You're the little guy, you just don't realize it yet. The Commonwealth has all the aces, and you don't even know you're playing cards.

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#87. You don't have to be dead to write a classic, and you don't have to be literary to be smart.

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#88. Writing had always helped her, before. It always clarified her feelings and her thoughts, and she never felt like she could understand something fully until the very minute that she'd written about it, as if each story was one she told herself and her readers, at the same time.

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#89. Do you know what they call people who hoard books? Smart.

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#90. Because the thing about love is that we can't control whether we get it, but we can control whether we give it.

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#91. My theory is that you find out who your true friends are when something good happens to you, not when something bad happens to you. Everybody loves you when something bad happens to you. Then you're easy to love.

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#92. Every psychiatrist hated the irony that the best-paying specialty was cosmetic surgery, as if you could fix your psyche by changing your face.

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#93. I can't stand just sitting here not doing anything. You can't solve a problem by remote control.

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#94. They never see me coming.
Know why?
Because I'm already there.

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#95. She kept an eye on the horizon, or where she thought it was, and understood that not everything that existed could be seen. Not every border was clear.

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#96. It's the Snickers bars. Snickers equal romance.

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#97. I fool you. I fool everyone.

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#98. And when I look at my mother, I reflect on her strength and endurance. She's cranky sometimes, but she is lovable and loving. I'd be happy to be there at 86.

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#99. You can really help support a character if you understand the setting. So for that reason I generally write about Philadelphia.

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#100. If you think I'm handsome, there's obviously nothing wrong with your vision.

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