Top 65 Quotes About Hookers
#1. Nobody spoiled for a fight like a group of Downside hookers around the corpse of one of their own.
Stacia Kane
#2. My town has an "Adult" store that's been there for a while, despite the fact that a lot of people protested it during the planning stages, because they thought it would bring drugs and hookers and cheap used furniture into town. Wait. That's Craigslist. Nevermind.
Rodney Lacroix
#3. You're real pretty. Got good strong thighs. And you've got oral skills most men would kill for." Now everyone turned and looked at Sissy Mae. "That's lovely, Sissy," Marty sighed out. "I was only complimenting her." "Compliments like that create hookers.
Anonymous
#4. I can pay you."
He raised his eyebrows. "I'm sure there are services for that.Maybe you can try calling 1-800-HOOKERS or something?"
"You know the number well?
Kasie West
#6. I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.
Doug Stanhope
#7. You don't like to see hookers going down on players like that.
Murray Mexted
#9. Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians.
Marty Feldman
#10. The only real difference between hookers, stippers, sluts and regualar women how many times you can hit them before they cry. Hookers can really take a punch, I'll tell you that much.
Zach Braff
#11. Outside my window, truckers trucked, hookers fucked, cops cruised, kids smoked, elders yelled, invalids slept, spouses fought, lovers kissed, while I watched a pussycat playing with stars in a black room.
Jardine Libaire
#12. Hookers in Times Square, God bless 'em, are offering a Mitt Romney Special. For an extra $20 they'll change positions.
David Letterman
#13. Some men get the world, some men get ex-hookers and a trip to Arizona. You're in with the former, but my God I don't envy the blood on your conscience.
James Ellroy
#14. The only difference between Las Vegas and Washington, D.C. is that at least Vegas has the decency to admit the town is full of hookers and crooks.
Glenn Beck
#15. I'm so pucked. There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers.
Helena Hunting
#17. Who that man in the black Sedan
With two cheap hookers and a Mexican
Pumpin' white lines, sippin' warm Coors Light
Mickey Avalon, call me Mr. Right
Mickey Avalon
#18. There is a cliche that men want their women to be ladies in public and hookers behind closed doors. I want my woman to be the sharper image robot so that she can be turned off.
Al Goldstein
#19. Money doesn't buy happiness. It buys great hookers - but not happiness.
Burt Reynolds
#20. Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head.
Christopher Titus
#21. I dont know why everybody is giving Prince Harry a hard time. Hes like every other red-blooded American man - he wants to get drunk and go out with hookers.
Nathan Lane
#22. Isn't it strange
when you're single, all you see is couples, and when you're part of a couple, all you see are hookers.
Jim Gaffigan
#23. Personal prejudice: Hispanic and Latino women with blond hair look like hookers to me, no matter how clean or cute they are. Somehow those skin tones that look so good with dark, dark hair just don't work for me with lighter shades.
John Byrne
#24. People always look down their noses at hookers. Never give you a chance because they think you took the easy way out, when no one would imagine the willpower it took to do what we do, walking the streets night after night, taking the hits and still getting back up.
Aileen Wuornos
#25. An old interview of Arnold Schwartzenegger has surfaced where he admits to smoking a lot of pot and having sex with hookers. Finally a Republican all Californians can get behind.
David Letterman
#26. I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.
Janet Evanovich
#27. Everybody knows about Las Vegas. It's a state of mind. Some people want to come with their kids and have a great weekend. Some people want to shop. Some people want to find hookers. Some people want to eat. Some people just want to gamble. It's a potpourri of decadence.
Michael Douglas
#28. [When asked how he's keeping his 12-year marriage to wife Jill fresh] Hookers, drugs. We're playing the field right now.
Harry Connick Jr.
#29. I don't know what to do with it. I'm very fortunate to have it, and it gives you room to maneuver. But the main thing about having money is it means you don't have to worry about it. And that for me is a lovely thing. It's not for fast cars and hookers.
Daniel Radcliffe
#30. We got hookers with heaters that'll stray pop and put more shells in your top than Adidas.
Kool G Rap
#31. So where were you?"
"Oh, hookers, blow, the usual."
"Why do I even love you?
Michelle Hodkin
#32. Hookers and governments they are both whores. Hookers sell their own body and governments, the poor people's.
M.F. Moonzajer
#34. I look like a hooker."
"A slut," I corrected. "Hookers have pastier complexions."
"The voice of experience, I'm sure.
Martyn V. Halm
#35. My friends in prison were mostly women more like myself: not historical figures who I did not relate to as peers, but hookers and addicts.
Patricia McConnell
#36. What the hell were you doing with five thousand dollars on you?"
"Eight, actually. I had grand plans for today. Hookers and blow aren't cheap, but I suppose animal sacrifice will have to do. Happy birthday.
Michelle Hodkin
#37. There'd better be a support group for hockey hookers. I'm
Helena Hunting
#38. One time we saw some hookers but when we got closer we realized it was Motley Crue.
James Hetfield
#39. Let's see what's going on over in Iraq. A Burger King has opened up and prostitutes are back on the street of Baghdad after 20 years. Fast food and hookers - they are truly living the American Dream.
David Letterman
#40. If you were chopping up hookers or eating runaways, you'd try to look normal.
Gillian Flynn
#41. Just because a woman is good at something doesn't necessarily mean it's what she should do in life. If that were the case most of the women in the Belle family would be hookers.
Paula Wall
#42. I guess you could say there are two Slashes. There's the crazy, rock-and-roll Slash, he's wild. And then there's the real Slash- he collects miniature soaps and treats his hookers real nice.
Slash
#43. A valet pulled up in a sleek-lined sports car painted that particular shade of red peculiar to expensive vehicles and hookers' lipstick.
Seanan McGuire
#44. I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn't a hard 'r' cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one - she's 12, but very sophisticated so it's an unusual case.
Bob Saget
#45. I'm staying in a strange hotel. I called room service for a sandwich and they sent up two hookers.
Bill Maher
#46. We're having Thanksgiving at our place," he said. "An old-fashioned Thanksgiving." "With drag queens and hookers and cranberry sauce?" I asked breathlessly. "Just like at Grandma's," he replied.
Josh Kilmer-Purcell
#47. Looking about to burst into laughter, he replied, You have two male dogs in a pen which is wrapped in bright pink fishnet. They look like they're strippers. They look like hookers, Nat!
Belle Aurora
#48. Aspirin will not bring dead hookers back to life.
Dave Attell
#49. Amos will be murdered by space hookers, but at least he'll die the way he lived.
James S.A. Corey
#50. Q: What do peanut butter and hookers have in common? A: Both spread for bread.
Evelyn Beilenson
#52. Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
Andy Borowitz
#53. I'm an expert in hookers. I'm an expert in doormats. I'm an expert in victims. They were the best parts. And when I woke up
sociologically, politically, and creatively
I could no longer take those parts and look in the mirror.
Shirley Maclaine
#54. I know shit about sex that would make hookers blush, but I haven't had a lot of it that was memorable." His
Kit Rocha
#55. Whereupon, at the tender age of thirteen, I set upon the path of playing nothing but hookers.
Ida Lupino
#56. Women are not allowed to be [complicated] in our society. We're comfortable seeing women as great mothers, and then we're comfortable seeing them as hookers, but there's no in-between.
Charlize Theron
#58. Security here in New York City is still very tight. Hookers in Times Square now are demanding two forms of fake ID.
David Letterman
#60. I'm hypoglycemic and squeamish and liable to pass out at the first sign of blood. That happened this morning. I came into the kitchen and found blood on the floor, right next to a few dead hookers.
Jarod Kintz
#61. I'm like a monk with a taste for hookers.
Moby
#62. It's like a mini Bourbon Street with less culture and more disgusting hookers.
Tucker Max
#63. My songs are my hookers. I can't worry about how they are going to be treated; they just need to bring home the bacon.
Ester Dean
#64. The door swung open and three pint-sized...hookers...stared up at him, their glitter-glossed smiles slowly disappearing from their over painted faces.
Samanthe Beck
#65. She was speaking in tongues?"
"What da f**k else she gonna speak with?" Veda rolled her eyes. I saw no reason to explai, so I let her go on.
Sierra Dean
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