Marty Feldman Quotes

#1. Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

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#2. I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

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#3. I can't believe my eyes.

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#4. Money can't buy poverty.

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#5. The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

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#6. He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

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#7. You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

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#8. I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

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#9. I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

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#10. Hookers have to deliver on their promise ... unlike politicians.

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#11. In retrospect, come to think of it, isn't everything seen in retrospect?

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#12. It could be worse... It could be raining

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#13. Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

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#14. I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

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#15. I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

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