Top 19 Josh Kilmer-Purcell Quotes

#1. Once you've crawled into what's commonly thought of as the sordid underbelly of life, you realize it's all just different versions of normal.

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#2. I've always thought that one of the signs of true adulthood is when you realize that you spend each Christmas trying to relive childhood memories that never really happened in the first place.

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#3. Gay men know that the way to a woman's heart is through her son.

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#4. More than anything I wish he were here with me. "A relationship is an accumulation of shared history," he'd said to me once. And here I was making history without him. It's lonely. And I can't wait to go home. Parts of me are showing through my Aqua, and I'm having a hard time keeping them separate.

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#5. We're having Thanksgiving at our place," he said. "An old-fashioned Thanksgiving." "With drag queens and hookers and cranberry sauce?" I asked breathlessly. "Just like at Grandma's," he replied.

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#6. Truth isn't beauty. It isn't even always true. Truth is nothing more than consistency of message.
I learned that from advertising.

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#7. I think it's a little presumptuous on his part to think that I would want to talk to him anyway. I mean, sure, I went home with him, probably slept with him, ate breakfast with him, and wore his clothes to work the next day. None of this I see as necessarily flirtatious on my part.

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#8. I'm a drag queen. I'm a celebrity trapped in a normal person's body.

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#9. And sometimes the show can't go on.

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#10. Don't bother asking God for answers about life. Most likely you're asking the wrong questions.

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#11. Blue Boy proves that if you don't quite fit in, then you might as well stand out with as much wit, color and audacity as you can muster.

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#12. Both of the twins exhibited a sort of prized Wisconsin Aryan-ness that excused them from blame for almost any caper. they looked liked the protagonists from a Disney movie but behaved like After School Specials.

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#13. If you start buying your own bullshit, you risk becoming management material.

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#14. While Martha's skins fell off her tomatoes like a silk slip off a supermodel, our skins got caught in the deep folds and stuck stubbornly. It was like trying to peel leather pants off of a sweaty, hairy, fat guy.

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#15. Pop Salvation is a genius take on discovering who you are by becoming what you most admire. If I didn't know better, I'd think Lance Reynald watched me grow up. Marvelously endearing and insightful.

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#16. Secrets that reside in the mind of one person aren't really secrets. They're unspoken fears.

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#17. But there's something flirty/sexy about his voice that's appealing to my inner romantic comedy actress.
Then again, maybe it's just his penthouse apartment I'm hearing. My inner gold digger frequently beats the crap out of my inner Meg Ryan.

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#18. I figured he was adhering to the adage that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't make fun of the person paying the mortgage.

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#19. There's a strange lack of knowledge about the role of drag queens in our culture. I attribute this to the appalling state of our country's education system. Others might blame an utter lack of interest. Who am I to judge?

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