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#1. You know what I'm great at? Trivial Pursuit. What good is that gonna do you in life? It has the word 'trivial' in the name. The game is basically telling you that you pursue trivial things. Trivial - as in not important. Trivial - as in maybe you should've gone to grad school. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#2. America may be entering it's Michael Jordan on the Wizards period. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#3. Relationships are a lot like yard sales. They look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but eventually you realize it's just a bunch of crap you don't need. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#4. There comes a point where the disappointments in your life accrue faster than you can find external forces to blame them on. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#5. If you purchased the latest Joss Stone CD, what you're saying is that you're an employee of VH1. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#6. Michael Jackson's charity efforts? Mmm. I'm sure they have nothing to do with his molestation charges. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#7. If you refuse to see Superman Returns this summer, what you're saying about yourself is: I heart Al Qaeda. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#8. The thing is - I'm not an idiot. I'm rather intelligent, as proven by the fact that I just used the word 'rather' in a sentence. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#9. I really respect peple who try. People who say, No, I'm actually going to do the best I can. That said, you want to do the best you can while remaining who you are. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#10. You rarely hear anyone use the word pancreas in a not-horrible context. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#11. Basically Britney Spears' video is like a three an a half minute version of Glitter. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#12. Do me a favor, guys. Don't drink so much that you become the guy that goes into the bathroom and moans while taking a leak. See, the women in the room, they might not know what we're talking about; every dude knows. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#13. Basically, I got into stand-up because I'm too egocentric to be an actor and not disciplined enough to be a writer. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#14. I haven't had a drink in twelve days and I've gotta say, I'm pretty shocked at how boring people are. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#15. Some of you guys must have real jobs - office jobs. Anybody? By a show of broken spirits. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#16. If think the pig was terrified because he was fully aware that after segment he was going to be fed to Al Roker. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#17. People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome? - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#18. The Smurf village was destroyed weeks ago and Bush has still not made an appearance. George Bush doesn't care about tiny blue people. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#19. I'm not an alcoholic. I just drink that way. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#20. I joined a gym recently. I don't have the best history in the world of sticking with my fitness regimens, but I feel like this time's gonna be different. I figure one of two things is gonna happen: either I'll get into shape, or I'll just resign myself to paying an $85 a month fat tax. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#21. I used to play bass for a while and got to the point where I was good enough to be in a shitty band. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#22. I think I speak for America when I say, nothing says NASCAR like Whoopi Goldberg. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#23. Jesus is a powerful guy in Hollywood. Not quite as powerful as Vin Diesel, but powerful. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#24. If I could go back and talk to the me who was just starting to do comedy, I would have told myself to relax and not worry about things happening right away. That's a mistake a lot of people make - they think a year is a long time and it's really not. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#25. Canada, or as i call them, America Light. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#26. The thing is, I hate political comedy. I personally loathe it. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#27. I hope that if I ever disappear, people don't look for me based on the last websites I visited. Kind of an awkward press conference for my parents. Officer, do you have any leads? Well, based on Mr. Finnegan's computer entries, we think he was abducted by Sorority Sluts. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#28. I was told by a physician to avoid any line of work where people need to, um, depend on me for anything. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#29. Pimp stands for Positive Intellectual Motivated Person. It has nothing to do with selling sex for money. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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#30. There are two kinds of intelligence in this world. People who are Monopoly smart and people who are Trivial Pursuit smart ... If you're starting your own business, don't even talk to me. But If you need to know who the lead singer of Kajagoogoo is, I'm your guy. His name is Limahl, by the way. - Author: Christian Finnegan
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