Top 26 Paula Wall Quotes
#1. Apparently, what differentiates the mere rich from the filthy rich is a servant who treats you like dirt.
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#2. It seems to me that dealing with little boys is a lot like playing poker. You need to know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to walk away. But the most important thing you need to know is, oral contraceptives are only 97 percent effective.
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#3. The only way to cull the uncommon man from the common is with his clothes off.
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#4. Guys are like dogs. You wish you could take them all home when they're young. But after they've howled all night and slobbered all over everything, you come to realize the ones already trained are much easier to live with.
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#5. Just because a woman is good at something doesn't necessarily mean it's what she should do in life. If that were the case most of the women in the Belle family would be hookers.
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#6. Old lovers are like socks. They always show up full of static clean and missing their socks.
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#7. Retirement is lie sex. Men love to talk about it, but when the time finally comes, they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their ties back on.
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#8. Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.
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#9. Life is like the stock market. Some days you're up. Some days you're down. And some days you feel like something the bull left behind.
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#10. A woman is like whiskey. She evaporates a little over time, distilled by disappointments and grief. One can never predict if the angels will take the best of her or the worst. Only time will tell is the woman that remains will be bitter, dispirited or aged to perfection..
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#11. You are what you are, until you decide to be different.
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#12. Women typically go through four developmental stages; 1. Gotta get a man. 2. Gotta get a house. 3. Gotta get a kid. 4. Gotta get a life. Stage four is commonly referred to as the change of life, or the clinical term men-on-pause.
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#13. It's not how you look, it's how you feel in the dark
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#14. The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim.
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#15. Love is the common currency of the poor.
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#16. Some women barter their bodies like whores with wedding bands. Some use sex like a sword. But some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus.
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#17. Some women can touch a man and heal like Jesus. The man who sees sunrise from a Belle woman's bed will swear he's been born again.
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#18. The future isn't carved in stone, only your epitaph.
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#19. Retirement is like sex. Men love to talk about it but when the time finally comes they're good for about fifteen minutes then they're dying to put their tie back on.
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#20. The only difference between a prayer and a curse is the one who stands to profit.
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#21. It is common knowledge that Belle women make hard men melt like butter in a pan. They are equally adept at reversing the process.
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#22. Mom isn't content taking a stroll down memory lane. She's bought a condo and spends half the year there.
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#23. Amnesty International should list all daughters as prisoners of war.
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#24. There is no cure for a bleeding heart.
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#25. History, of course, is never real. People either glorify it or horrify it. Or at the very least color it.
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#26. Mom recognizes only two sources of wisdom
the bible and Hallmark.
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