Top 100 Quotes About Bitch
#2. Cane tended to have mood swings like a bitch. One minute he could be cool as hell and then the next he was mean as fire.
Nika Michelle
#4. Karma can be a beautiful maiden or a bitch...
Lada Ray
#5. I think you're a raging asshole.
Ruger laughed.
Yeah, well I think you're a bitch, but my cock likes you, so we'll figure something out.
Joanna Wylde
#6. At St. Bernardine's the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.
Kathy Griffin
#7. Fate, that bloody, vicious, fickle bitch. Sometimes she loved him, and he could do nothing wrong. And sometimes she stuck a knife in his back.
Ilona Andrews
#8. If I was really a bitch I'd make your life a living hell. Instead, I'll just stand by and watch you do that yourself. You seem to do a pretty good job at it.
Sophie Monroe
#9. I can neither confirm nor deny you are a sneaky, sneaky bitch.
Scott Lynch
#11. In that tiny moment of time, just a flicker of a second, his golden eyes met mine. "Free will, huh? Damn. It is a bitch." And then he smiled - he smiled - at me, a real smile, revealing those deep dimples. "I lost myself the moment I found you." My voice broke, and my heart ...
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#12. Bitch from the lake?" asked Spike. "I'll tell you later. Just assume she's a mean-ass motherfucker if you see her coming and shoot her in the eyes.
Elle Casey
#13. I believe that the American poet ought to be a tough son of a bitch. He sought to hold his own in this culture on his own terms and not compromise under any circumstances.
James Dickey
#14. Magic is a heartless bitch, and she's had me by the throat for years.
Devon Monk
#15. This is about as simple as games get. There isn't even the paltriest context for what you're doing; you're not exacting revenge on limbless pigs or feeding your pet bitch-lizard. You're a ninja, fruit is flying up in front of you, and fuck fruit. Sitting around all smug on trees and in pies.
Yahtzee Croshaw
#16. You don't want the Simi to watch over the bitch-goddess, do you? 'Cause no offense, akri, that would just be wrong, and I love you, but that's more love than the Simi has for anything. Even Diamonique. (Simi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#17. I'm allowed to male mistakes
I'm allowed to feel good sometimes
Anxiety is my bitch
I don't like these feelings, but they won't hurt me
I'm going to be alright
Robert Duff
#18. Blood tricked down Molly's neck from the stinging cut Justine had given her. She thought, dear lords and ladies, all I want in the whole wide world is a bath, a pina colada, and the chance to stake this bitch in the heart.
Thea Harrison
#19. He'd never hit a woman in his life, but as Pam moved in for more, he couldn't shake the thought that it would feel so satisfying to connect his right elbow with this bitch's jaw.
Blake Crouch
#20. Stupidity alone can sometimes be tolerable, but when you add arrogance to the mix, you then become a stupid bitch.
D.S. Mixell
#21. From DW:
I got it. "Here's the thing," I said. "I'm not going to be the government's bitch.
Tamara Rose Blodgett
#22. Look," she said, making the conscious decision to wrench herself back before her frustrated wolf took control and she found herself feasting on male lips currently thin with anger, "it's nothing personal. I'm generally a bitch.
Nalini Singh
#24. It's so awful, attacking your child. It's the worse thing I know, to shout loudly at this 50 lb. being with his huge trusting brown eyes. It's like bitch-slapping E.T.
Anne Lamott
#25. Now the son of a bitch was saying it was a fluke. Cloud nine to complete shit in ten seconds. The guy wasn't just an emotional roller coaster; he was a whole damned amusement park.
S.W. Vaughn
#26. I wrapped my arms around his waist. "You called me your girl." I nodded, waggling my eyebrows. "And," I continued, "you'd better believe this little wallflower will cut a bitch with that knife of yours if anyone lays a hand on you.
Penelope Douglas
#27. I'm not scared, Daddy. I just need some crunchy Cheese Newts up in this bitch.
Christopher Moore
#28. Oh, that flipped my bitch switch from meh to pure "I'm going to cut a bitch" rage.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#29. To help me to my grave. I asked for you to leave. Will you make me call my gaolers and have you dragged away, you vile, scheming, evil bitch?
George R R Martin
#32. Your sixteen days to late you son of a bitch- Travis, Whatchers
Dean Koontz
#33. I could have put that bitch in prison and stolen her husband.
Tarryn Fisher
#34. Only a bitch of color comes to Harvard to get pregnant. White women don't do that. Asian women don't do that. Only fucking black and Latina women. Why go to all the trouble to get into Harvard just to get knocked up? You could have stayed on the block and done that shit.
Junot Diaz
#35. Paulinus, everyone knows. Say the word, and I'll run the bitch over with my chariot
Kate Quinn
#36. How the fuck was I going to survive with this annoying, smoking hot bitch that I simultaneously wanted to fuck and kill?
Shay Savage
#37. Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy.
Aesop Rock
#38. A reformed bitch is going to cost a fortune in stamps.
Caitlin Moran
#39. Claudia! That's not for snacking, you bitch. Livvie spanked the other girl on the ass and both of them giggled.
Girls are so strange. If another man called me a bitch and spanked me, it would not end in giggles.
C.J. Roberts
#40. Oh Man! Maternal love is a bitch. It takes a woman in its grip at the most unexpected moments.
~ Ananya Mehta
Kirtida Gautam
#41. Bad luck doesn't have any chinks in it," he said with deep bitterness. "I was born a son of a bitch and I'm going to die a son of a bitch.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
#42. Come on," Cole said. He looked back over his shoulder at Mr. Brisbane, who was looking at me with a complicated expression as I left. Cole pointed at him and said, "You're a son of a bitch. He belongs here more than you do.
Maggie Stiefvater
#43. One of my weaknesses was a hot bitch wearing glasses.
Scott Hildreth
#44. Sometimes you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive. Sometimes being a bitch is all a woman has to hold onto.
Stephen King
#45. Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word "bitch" is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.
"Hey there, bitches!" I called as I came through the door. "What are my favorite bitches up to today?
Molly Harper
#46. I don't want you on the front line because I don't want you being hurt, you insane bitch!
Suzanne Wright
#47. I know I'm probably still destined to screw things up with Sutton but I've decided, until then, my soul was her bitch.
Anonymous
#48. At least I'm real about who I am, bitch! You're so far in the closet you're having adventures in Narnia!" Who
Alisha Ashton
#49. And there, nestled against Bob's bitch tits I found my release.
Chuck Palahniuk
#50. Feminism is not a dirty word. It does not mean you hate men, it does not mean you hate girls that have nice legs and a tan, and it does not mean you are a bitch or a dyke. It means you believe in equality.
Kate Nash
#51. Proving he's a crazy son of a bitch, Pigpen flashes me that guilty-by-definition-of-insanity grin. "See, was talking so bad? A few weeks with me and you'll be ready for full-on family therapy.
Katie McGarry
#52. Free-will followers should learn more about "somebody's bitch".
Predestination followers should learn more about "sexual fantasy.
Toba Beta
#53. I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
Maya Angelou
#54. I got it, Go said. Go home, fuck her brains out, then smack her with your penis and scream, There's some wood for you bitch!
Gillian Flynn
#56. You know, sort of like Obi-Wan, watching over Luke while he was growing up on Tatooine."
"You're a bold-faced liar like Obi-Wan, too!" I shot back. "That's for sure."
Ray's smile vanished, and his eyes narrowed. "And you're being a whiny little bitch, just like Luke!
Ernest Cline
#57. There is nothing resting about that bitch face.
Dot Hutchison
#58. You are one crazy bitch. You pushed me out of the fucking plane!
Steph Nuss
#59. I don't put up with being messed around, and I don't suffer fools gladly. The short version of that is that I'm a bitch. Trust me, I can provide character references.
Robin McKinley
#60. Sam LeClaire was a good-looking son of a bitch.
Rachel Gibson
#61. As flawed as Southern culture is, mendacity has always been treated in the South as a despicable characteristic. Notice how often Southerners casually address others as "you son of a bitch" with no insult intended. When the same person calls someone a "lying son of a bitch," you know he's serious.
James Lee Burke
#62. Jesus, Krys, maybe you wanna talk to me before you hire some sorry-ass, old, fat, suburban bitch to drag around our goddamned bar?
Kristen Ashley
#63. Liam, get your horny fucking ass out of bed and help me kill a bitch! she yelled.
J.J. McAvoy
#64. Hey! I thought you said you were gay!" the man said accusingly.
Without missing a beat Jason said, "She is. I'm just her bitch.
R.L. Mathewson
#65. He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!
Natalya Vorobyova
#66. By all means be submissive in the bedroom (if you are that way inclined), but don't be submissive to life. Being life's bitch is no fun at all. Life may play up in many ways, but it's up to you to take control, take charge and put life in its place.
Miya Yamanouchi
#67. Harper thought it would be a toss-up, which term for women she hated more: bitch or hen. A hen was something you kept in a cage, and her sole worth was in her eggs. A bitch, at least, had teeth.
Joe Hill
#68. Arisa: "You bastard! Why don't I teach you a lesson!"
Kyo: "I'd like to see you try, bitch!"
Yuki: "I have a winning hand."
Tohru: "I knew you'd be good at this.
Natsuki Takaya
#69. But he just pushed her away and said, 'Pokhoda, cyka!' Walk, bitch. She did. They went off down toward the bus stop. And that was it." "You speak Russian?" "No, but I have a good ear and a computer.
Stephen King
#70. Bitch going to rue the day she decided to unleash Phrixis on the world. (Thorn)
Rue the day? (Fang)
I'm old enough to make you look like an embryo. Sometimes it shows. (Thorn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#71. To be a bitch or not to be a bitch, that is the question.
Shannen Doherty
#72. Divorce is a bitch and marriage is the mother of that bitch.
Nilesh Rathod
#73. What is it with that argument? Why is it that you have to jump through hoops of fire to find out that someone's decent? The fact that someone is a bitch on the surface says heaps about them.
Melina Marchetta
#74. No complete son of a bitch ever wrote a good sentence.
Malcolm Cowley
#75. Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch.
Jim Parsons
#76. It was just the incitement Neanderthug needed. "The bitch in black has a voice after all," he boomed, grabbing her long hair and pressing her up against the wall.
Natasha Ewendt
#77. (Matty) 'I'm going to a corn maze.'
(Elliot) 'Oh, bitch. You've lost your ever-loving mind.
Leta Blake
#78. Nobody wanted to ride bitch to his own testicle festival.
Debra Anastasia
#79. Funny how being decrepit, diseased and sentenced to death gave you so much power. She couldn't go to Morocco nor even drive herself into town. She could hardly move off the couch. But she could say whatever she wanted: she had bitch licence.
Fiona McGregor
#80. That will teach a bitch for buying the same dam shoes as mine and for opening a shop on my block...Charli
Kim Morris
#81. A bitch is more selective about her availability. She's available
sometimes; other times she's not. But she's nice.
Sherry Argov
#82. This man didn't sweeten his words to get to the pot of gold at the end of a rainbow. Instead he rode the colorful rays at his own pace, made the sky his bitch and took everything he wanted when he was good and ready.
Aline Hunter
#84. It's a bitch and life's a rollercoaster ride.
The ups and downs will make you scream sometimes.
It's hard believing that the thrill is gone,
But we gotta go around again, so let's hold on.
- Lie to Me
Jon Bon Jovi
#85. Lately, when I didn't have room to bitch, I didn't. Maturity, at last.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#86. Our best intentions are often thwarted by external forces - forces that we ourselves set in motion long ago. Decisions, especially bad ones, create their own kind of momentum, and momentum can be a bitch to stop, as every athlete knows.
Andre Agassi
#88. I was the classiest bitch I knew. And if I wasn't, I was definitely the Cassiest, and that was close-e-fucking-nough. "How
Max Monroe
#90. I'm feeling fuckin' poetic at the moment, too," Mack said on a laugh.
"Oh yeah?"
"Roses are fuckin' red. Violets are ball-blue. You're my bitch now, 'cause I fuckin' love
you," Mack rasped.
"Fucking poetic genius.
Mia Watts
#91. Free will, huh? Damn. It is a bitch.' And then he smiled-he smiled-at me, a real smile, revealing those deep dimples. 'I lost myself the moment I found you.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#92. Romulus and Remus, twin sons of dark Mars and a human vestal, sucking at the dugs of a wolf bitch.
Jack Williamson
#93. For a moment, I almost felt sorry for her. Then the bitch blasted me with her water magic, and I got over it.
Jennifer Estep
#94. Newton's First was a real bitch, not open to negotiation.
Peter Watts
#96. I am not going to be the person who completes you," he said, glancing at me and turning away. "You are one messed-up bitch.
Kim Harrison
#97. We set our own courses, and we don't get to bitch about them when they turn out to be shitty.
Emily Foster
#98. This thing wants to spread, Henry. It wants to get bad enough - " " - to attract a Prince," I finished grimly. "Some opportunistic son of a bitch out to nail a Princess for the sake of a payoff. I hate Princes. The goddamn things are worse than rats.
Seanan McGuire
#100. What's going on? Not much. My mother's falling to pieces, my sister is a selfish bitch and my father's committing slow suicide for sake of his kingdom. That's all.
Karen Miller
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