Jaye Wells Quotes

#1. He curled his claw into a fist. "I'd like to shove a stake up that bastard's ass."
Adam's lip curled. "Remind me not to piss you off."
The demon raised his brow. "Trust that shit, mancy.

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#2. Fuck fate and David's fatalism. I was going to make destiny my bitch.

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#3. You're only as sick as your secrets. - Recovery program saying

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#4. Is that all you bought?" His eyes shot to the left. "Um." I clenched my teeth. "What else?" "A Super Mega Juicer," he said quickly. "But, Sabina, seriously that juicer is a miracle machine." "I'm a vampire, Giguhl. The only liquids I drink are blood and alcohol. I don't do juice.

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#5. We passed by a few workers, who did double takes as we ran past. I supposed that the image of a hairless cat in a sweater being followed by a stressed-looking chick in stiletto boots could have been funny. I was too anxious to get the hell out of there to see any humor in it.

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#6. I only believed in three things: my right fist, my left fist, and my gut.

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#7. I laughed uneasily. "Jeez, you guys make it sound like I was on the brink of death or something. I just fainted." (Sabina)

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#8. I cringed at her entirely accurate summary of the kiss. "Look, it's not a big deal. I think it was curiosity more than anything."
"Curiosity? Like you were wondering what his tonsils tasted like?

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#9. Wow," I said, brilliant as always.
He chuckled. "Understatement of the millennium."(Sabina/Adam)

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#10. Must not kill the demon cat. Must not kill the demon cat.

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#11. Spare me the self-righteous indignation. I highly doubt your motives are selfless.

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#12. You want me to assassinate him."
"No, my dear, we want you to infiltrate his organisation, find out his plans, root out his spies, and then kill him.

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#13. The point isn't knowing what will happen, it's being aware that everything we do affects the whole. All of us - mages, vampires, humans, and the rest - affect the balance of life."
"If you start singing 'Kum Ba Yah' I'm out of here.

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#14. Bookstores are temples and stories are my prayers.

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#15. I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker."
"Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".

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#16. Why did everyone send casseroles in times of crisis? Why didn't anyone ever send brownies and Jack Daniel's?

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#17. The last thing I needed was a nymph with sunshine coming out of her ass tagging along with me.

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#18. My eyes shifted to the charred, smoking remains of the Caste vampire who'd taken the right bullet. And fate whispered in my ear, Who's the bitch now?

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#19. But fate-that fickle bitch-made a liar out of me. Again.

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#20. Believe it or not, there are plenty of ways to satisfy your need for blood without harming anyone."
I raised an eyebrow. "Yeah, but where's the fun in that?

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#21. Hey, controlling a zombie horde is hard work. I'd punch a nun for a cheeseburger right about now.

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#22. Of course cher . A proper southern woman never allows a simple misunderstanding get in the way of hospitality.

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#23. Hough I have to say nothing beats Type O mixed with a little cannabis." A muscle worked in David's jaw. "You're stoned?"
"Not Really," I said. "Though I do have a strange craving for pizza. Extra garlic.

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#24. What up, peeps?"
I looked at my hairless cat for a moment. "What up, peeps? You've been watching MTV again, haven't you?"
"Word.

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#25. Sabina." Vinca said interrupting my maudlin thoughts.
"Hmmm ... "
She rolled her eyes. "I said, don't you think Adam looks nice tonight."
I shook myself. "I guess so," I said with a shrug.
"Oh, stop," he said. "You're going to make me blush.

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#26. Got it. Look for a room with a sign with a big arrow that says, 'Kidnapped Mancies Here,' " he said.

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#27. Ewan played it cool, looking back at Sebastian. "Are their names on the list?"
Sebastian didn't miss a beat. "No sir."
"But he isn't holding a list," the girl whined.
( ... ) "Is my name of the list?" I teased Sebastian.
"What list?" he said, deadpan. "Go on back?

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#28. I frowned. This from a man who just watched a midget riding a gimp?

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#29. Don't go getting all Oprah on me now, demon.

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#30. And if i had to listen to one more minute of my demon's increasingly pathetic and creepy attempts to get a piece of rebound faery ass, i was going to cut a bitch.

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#31. We need more than that. They're got security all over the place."
"I can probably get some faeries involved," Vinca offered.
Frank snorted. "What are you going to do, blow pollen on them?

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#32. That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.

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#33. His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someone
he knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like death. Someone he loved?

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#34. By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.

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#35. Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.

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#36. My eyes bulged out of my head as I saw what rested between his hips. "Good Lord!" I said without thinking. A forked penis will do that to a girl. He glanced down at the appendage and smiled knowingly. "Once you go demon you never go back.

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#37. When the world stilled again, ominous silence reigned. Scratch that, not silence exactly. The van's radiator hissed, and someone was groaning. Oh, right. That was me.

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#38. Why is it forked?

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#39. If wishes solved problems, the world would be a very different place.

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#40. I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like a tilt-o-whirl.

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#41. He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out.
What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us?

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#42. I walked to the door where Clovis waited. When I looked up, he was staring at Adam. A quick glance backward confirmed Adam was returning his stare. Freaking males, I thought, they couldn't be more obvious about their territorial dispute if they'd both peed on me.

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#43. What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.

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#44. I guess you don't get to watch much TV in Irkalla."
He propped his head on one scaly bicep and turned to look at me. "Nah. We stayed busy torturing the souls of the damned and playing hide the hot poker. You know, the usual.

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