The Betches Quotes

#1. So hold your head up high, reserve your smiles for those who really deserve them, and let the world know it's your bitch.

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#2. Limit yourself to wines with names you can't pronounce that are made from grapes harvested during or before Full House season one.

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#3. While Nice is just a place in France, happiness will always be a foreign state of mind. But fuck it. Let's rage.

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#4. And even if you don't have material possessions, pretending like you have your shit together is the best way to have your shit together until you actually do.

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#5. In a world where we're constantly being reassured that it's what's on the inside that counts, it's essential to understand that's bullshit.

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#6. Tears are like lies. The more you use them, the less they're worth. The moral of the story is: STOP FUCKING CRYING.

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#7. If you find yourself caring about something, just remind yourself that you don't need to give a fuck. Caring is for nicegirls.

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#8. The point is that people need to stop bitching about how things should be and learn to live with how they are.

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