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#1. Forget what hurt you, but never forget
what it taught you. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#2. If I was really a bitch I'd make your life a living hell. Instead, I'll just stand by and watch you do that yourself. You seem to do a pretty good job at it. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#3. I'm going to bang you so hard we should probably exchange insurance information. She rasped. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#4. Now we're going to go back in ther and get you something to eat. Then you're going to pull you big boy pants up and act like a man. My granddaughter needs her strapping boyfriend to be strong and not act like a pussy - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#5. My granny always says Women are like angels, when someone breaks our wings we continue to fly around on our broomsticks because we're flexible like that - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#6. The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works 24/7, 365 from birth until you fall in love. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#7. We're all ok, until the day we're not. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#8. Why does everyone expect me to sugarcoat stuff? Do I look like a fucking bakery? I just tell it like it is, and she looks like shit. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#9. A girl can dream can't she? My new life plan is to stumble into every office of a CEO until I find a Christian Grey. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#10. Sometimes life throws you limes and you have to make margaritas. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#11. Abracadabra... nope you're still a bitch. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#12. Listen Noah, I've had two helpings of flaming bitch this morning. Satan himself wouldn't fuck with me right now ... - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#13. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#14. Marriage is more than joining the bonds of two people. It's the uniting of two souls already attuned to each other. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#15. And what happens when I finally decide to let him in, and he tells me that he doesn't feel the spark that I feel?"
"Then you Taser him and ask him again when he wakes up." She laughed. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#16. The key to finding lasting love is to find someone who loves you, battlescars and all. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#17. Worse day ever!" I whined to Ellie.
"Oh, worse than the time you got pulled over and the cop said 'papers' and you said 'scissors, I win' and he didn't laugh? - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#18. Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#19. Why do people say to grow a pair of balls? Balls are weak and sensitive. They should say grow a vagina, those things can take a pounding. - Author: Sophie Monroe
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#20. I'll always catch you baby. Always... - Author: Sophie Monroe
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