Suzanne Wrightt Quotes

#1. Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head.

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#2. She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.

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#3. Wanna go to bed and play doctors?"
Chuckling, she punched his arm. "No, I don't."
"Sorry, that was immature. How about playing gynecologists?"
Again, she chuckled.
"I would, but lunch is calling my name loud and clear."
"Baby, I'll call your name as loud and clear as you want.

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#4. You don't think that perhaps you have anger management issues?"
"Punching people is managing my anger.

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#5. As Tayna would say if I wanted to hear from an ass i would have fart.

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#6. No need to take it out on me that you're so wrinkled you have to screw your hat on.

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#7. She had long ago concluded that it was impossible to find guys who were considerate and sensitive as well as hot. Well, impossible to find some that didn't already have boyfriends of their own anyway.

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#8. There's nothing depraved about sex. Of course with a little creativity, some toys and a whole lot of dirty talk, you can change that.

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#9. Greta: At one point, you practically stalked poor Dante.
Jamie: Stalked? No, I just watched him. At night. From behind a bush. Using night-vision googles.

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#10. I've met guys like you before. They talk the talk but, well ... talking doesn't exactly get people to orgasm, does it?

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#11. Dante: Want me to get your name inked on me? How about on my arm?
Jamie: No. That's boring.
Dante: How about over my heart then?
Jamie: No. That's corny.
Dante: Is not.
Jamie: Is too.
Dante: We'll discuss it later.

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#12. What does it feel like to be latent?
I don't know. What does it feel like to be so old that your birth certificate is in Roman numerals?

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#13. Oh come on, you talk so much shit I can smell it on your breath.

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#14. I'm not tired. I'm just checking my eyelids for holes. It could take a while

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#15. In your day a guy named Noah was building an Ark.

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#16. Right now I don't have patience to deal with people who IQ lands on the right side of the decimal point.

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#17. In a perfect
world I would be taller, you would be alive,
and chickens could cross the road without
being the subject of a joke.

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#18. A crap upbringing doesn't make someone weak, it makes them strong or how else could they get through it.

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