Top 100 Lobster Quotes

#1. Leo waited while the fish centaur put away his supplies. Aphros's lobster-claw horns kept swimming around in his thick hair, and Leo had to resist the urge to try and rescue them.

Rick Riordan

Lobster Quotes #1376
#2. A feeling erupted in my stomach, like nothing would ever be the same again. Like good karma was catching up with me. Like someone had opened up the lid to my lobster tank and I was finally breathing in the shockingly fresh air.

Francesca Zappia

Lobster Quotes #2155
#3. I'm living on things that excite me, be they pastry, or lobster, or love ...

Jimmy Buffett

Lobster Quotes #3032
#4. I couldn't make ends meet. I tried Red Lobster. I tried Wal-Mart. I tried all these places and I couldn't make it. I couldn't. So, I tried this gentlemen's club, and, you know, I worked there, and it was just awful in those places. It was terrible.

Anna Nicole Smith

Lobster Quotes #5333
#5. He is not a bad fellow, though an absolute imbecile in his profession. He has one positive virtue. He is as brave as a bulldog and as tenacious as a lobster if he gets his claws upon anyone.

Arthur Conan Doyle

Lobster Quotes #26512
#6. Oh Lord, we thank Thee for this thy gift of lobster Newburg. And grant us also, if it be Thy will, control of the Hudson Ohio Railroad.'
'But we ain't wanting control of the Hudson Ohio, Sean softly objected.
'True,' said Gabriel Love, 'but the Almighty doesn't need to know that yet.

Edward Rutherfurd

Lobster Quotes #26559
#7. I prefer sinners and madmen, who can learn, who can change, who can teach-or people like myself, if I may say so, who are not afraid to eat a lobster alone as they take on their shoulders the monumental weight of thirty years

James Baldwin

Lobster Quotes #60579
#8. The convent of the sacred order of the Blessed Ladies of the Lobster had once been a dank and dark medieval castle but was now, after a lick of paint and a few throw pillows, a dank and dark convent.

Jasper Fforde

Lobster Quotes #83592
#9. It's a coffee cup."
She could hear the irritation in her own voice. "I know it's a coffee cup."
"I can't wait till you draw something really complicated, like the Brooklyn Bridge or a lobster. You'll probably send me a singing telegram.

Cassandra Clare

Lobster Quotes #111765
#10. Whoa," Madison whistled, craning her neck to examine the chandelier.
"This is even fancier than Red Lobster," Reagan said in awe.
"Look at this rich people's hockey-stick holder," Madison said as she ran a slightly grubby finger along the edge of the antique umbrella stand. "I want one!

Clifford Riley

Lobster Quotes #124946
#11. Remember that a very good sardine is always preferable to a not that good lobster.

Ferran Adria

Lobster Quotes #124983
#12. In 1951, Aerojet provided an employee cafeteria that featured roast prime rib of beef (seventy-five cents) on Thursdays, New York steaks (eighty-five cents) on Wednesdays and lobster (seventy-five cents) on Friday.

Maryellen Burns

Lobster Quotes #132155
#13. I think in France, for example, we can say whatever we want about the French, but going out and dining is more about the intellectual moment to share with the people you dine with than trying to figure out what the chef did with that little piece of salmon or lobster and all that.

Daniel Boulud

Lobster Quotes #177015
#14. Curse the genetics that turn me into a lobster after one hour in the sun while everyone else gets to look like a sexy peanut.

A.M. Robinson

Lobster Quotes #195884
#15. Bustle about Noddy, or we shant be in time to snabble any of the lobster patties.

Georgette Heyer

Lobster Quotes #220825
#16. I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Lobster Quotes #224350
#17. I'm a menace to society,
But girls in biker shorts are so fly to me.
After the date, I'mma want to do the wild thing ...
You're talkin' lobster? I'm thinkin' Burger King.

Ice Cube

Lobster Quotes #228171
#18. They toasted each other, then after she sipped hers, she ate some of the bisque - creamy, a little buttery, with lots of big chunks of lobster and a hint of garlic. It was so good that she asked him for the recipe. He gave it to her and added," But I'll fix it for you anytime.

Terry Spear

Lobster Quotes #228370
#19. You're his lobster. Or swan, Or penguin. The Spock to his Kirk

Elizabeth Rudnick

Lobster Quotes #336914
#20. I'm at the round table, where your seat at?
Where your plate, where your lobster, where your sea bass?


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#21. Easy in but not easily out, as the lobster said in the lobster pot!

C.S. Lewis

Lobster Quotes #391179
#22. The world is your lobster!

Arthur Daley

Lobster Quotes #446143
#23. Luxurious lobster-nights, farewell, For sober, studious days!

Alexander Pope

Lobster Quotes #478897
#24. The poet Lord Byron famously proclaimed that lobster salad and champagne were the only things a woman should ever be seen eating.

Tilar J. Mazzeo

Lobster Quotes #485230
#25. At the end of the day, the quality of life is all we have, and it's just as important to that lobster, the quality of life that it lives - even if it's not as long - as the quality of your life.

John Mackey

Lobster Quotes #488314
#26. Kind of necessary acceptance will form around her, like a lobster making its new shell, one that will be soft and easily breakable in the beginning but so hard that only lobster crackers can shatter it in the end. She can hardly wait.

Anita Shreve

Lobster Quotes #519187
#27. Raw lobster tail, freeze dried, is amazing.

Nathan Myhrvold

Lobster Quotes #522513
#28. Were you happy?" "If you look at things from a distance," I said as I swallowed some lobster, "most anything looks beautiful.

Haruki Murakami

Lobster Quotes #544363
#29. When I started cooking the meal at home, after I had started cooking in restaurants, I usually would prepare bay scallops or lobster.

Alain Ducasse

Lobster Quotes #551799
#30. The world is my lobster.

Keith O'Neill

Lobster Quotes #555014
#31. The proper place to eat lobster ... is in a lobster shack as close to the sea as possible. There is no menu card because there is nothing else to eat except boiled lobster with melted butter.

Pearl S. Buck

Lobster Quotes #555077
#32. The four most over-rated things in life are champagne, lobster, anal sex, and picnics.

Christopher Hitchens

Lobster Quotes #555956
#33. I'm a big fish eater. Salmon - I love salmon. My sister loves Chinese food and sushi and all that. I'm not as big of a fan, but she likes it so we eat it a lot. So I'm beginning to like it more. I don't like the raw sushi. I liked the cooked crab and lobster and everything.

Elle Fanning

Lobster Quotes #570380
#34. There must be hundreds of unsung heroes and heroines who first tasted strange things growing - and think of the man who first ate a lobster. This staggers the imagination. I salute him every time I take my nutcracker in hand and move the melted-butter pipkin closer.

Gladys Taber

Lobster Quotes #578169
#35. bad lobster in a dark cellar. It

Charles Dickens

Lobster Quotes #605930
#36. The scampi tasted sweet like a lobster fed only on honey and it cut into the deep undertone of flavor deposited on the taste buds by the truffles.

Pat Conroy

Lobster Quotes #615752
#37. Honestly,' she said when they were out of Bruce's earshot, 'he's as bad in the kitchen as you are. What do you people do on the servant's night off, anyway?' Lila looked Jessica straight in the eye. 'Cold lobster and caviar,' she said earnestly.

Francine Pascal

Lobster Quotes #644843
#38. Am I really just a narcissist,
Cause I wake up to a bowl of lobster bisque?

Rick Ross

Lobster Quotes #652924
#39. Maine Haiku
"Winter don't matter
when there's steaming lobster and
girls are steaming hot.

Beryl Dov

Lobster Quotes #668210
#40. The bad is more easily perceived than the good. A fresh lobster does not give such pleasure to the consumer as a stale one will give him pain.

Rebecca West

Lobster Quotes #668472
#41. CRAYFISH, n. A small crustacean very much resembling the lobster, but less indigestible.

Ambrose Bierce

Lobster Quotes #710708
#42. There are a handful of barbecue seafood shacks on the beach at Hat Nai Yang, which is a fabulous place to have dinner. It's very much run for locals and they serve the catch of the day, which might be lobster, white snapper or squid. It's ridiculously reasonable, too.

Tony Parsons

Lobster Quotes #755544
#43. I want steak," he said, stopping to look at her. "And shrimp. And lobster. And pancakes. And a candy bar".
"I'm sorry, you'll have to settle for a couple of sandwiches".
Thomas sighed."Figures".

James Dashner

Lobster Quotes #755795
#44. Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.

Woody Allen

Lobster Quotes #776022
#45. As a boy I was a hermit crab, but I soon came out of my shell. Now I am a pincer crab, and soon I will be at my full power as a deadly nuclear lobster.

Thom Yorke

Lobster Quotes #795343
#46. That would be the gentleman lobster,

C.J. Hauser

Lobster Quotes #811304
#47. Man needs to know but little more than a lobster in order to catch him in his traps.

Henry David Thoreau

Lobster Quotes #811554
#48. Seafood was always my favorite food. I mean, fried lobster? Come on. Once I found out shrimp, scallops and lobster were my allergic triggers, I had to change my diet.

Adrian Peterson

Lobster Quotes #813706
#49. Gavin tried not to stare at the lobster. He decided not to inquire further. Whatever Jack's reasoning, best to accept that crustaceans were necessary to his view of the world.

Gail Carriger

Lobster Quotes #823620
#50. Ocean acidification is often referred to as osteoporosis of the oceans because as acidity rises, shell building creatures such as lobster, oyster, crab, shrimp, and coral are unable to extract the calcium carbonate from the water that they need to build their shells and are thus unable to survive.

Philippe Cousteau Jr.

Lobster Quotes #829671
#51. If a lobster didn't look like a sci-fi monster, people would be less able to drop him alive into boiling water.

George Carlin

Lobster Quotes #851614
#52. Excuse me if I enjoy myself rather obviously! I don't often have the luck to have a dream like this. It is new to me for a nightmare to lead me to a lobster. It is commonly the other way.

G.K. Chesterton

Lobster Quotes #911072
#53. A man was sitting on the float wearing a plaid shirt, jeans, and a worn Sox cap, working on a lobster trap. The place was classic Maine, like you'd see on a postcard. Tori

D.J. MacHale

Lobster Quotes #915059
#54. I loved 'Rock Lobster.' I probably heard 'Rock Lobster' first at a party or dance. Then we would do the Rock Lobster - get down on the floor and do the whole dance. I thought that was really cool and exciting, that there was actually a band that had their own dance at that point.

Corin Tucker

Lobster Quotes #915386
#55. She whipped her tentacles away from his fingers decapitating the dead lobster-dog and its body fell from the ceiling fan.

Athena Villaverde

Lobster Quotes #918035
#56. She resided in Rock Cove, Maine - or the Lobster Tundra, as she'd jokingly dubbed it - had no job, and lived off a meager supplemental income from the government. Every day since the move, she thanked Jesus and her mother for teaching her to hoard her money like an old woman hoarded cats.

Dakota Cassidy

Lobster Quotes #920650
#57. As a kid, I used to be equal parts drawn to and horrified of the circus. They would have these beautiful canvas posters for Lobster Boy, bearded women, and this and that.

Mitch Glazer

Lobster Quotes #931383
#58. I took a bite of lobster meat with rice. It was quite tasty. 'Arguing the morality of slaughter will send you into a tailspin of self-loathing every time.' 'Unless you're a vegan.' 'Uh-huh. But then you're a vegan and you don't count.

Julie Powell

Lobster Quotes #937977
#59. A typical Irish dinner would be: cream flavored with lobster, cream with bits of veal in it, green peas and cream, cream cheese, cream flavored with strawberries.

Nancy Mitford

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#60. Books ... are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.

Dorothy L. Sayers

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#61. Those little fish and the lobster as well are automatic survival mechanisms, like politicians. They

Hovav Heth

Lobster Quotes #1027349
#62. I'm from Manchester, Mass., so it was lobster, lobster and more lobster! Also, lots of fish that we caught in the summers, clam chowder and roast beef sandwiches. But my mom was pretty healthy; we had a lot of chicken and broccoli and rice as well.

Sprague Grayden

Lobster Quotes #1036247
#63. What if I couldn't read? I wouldn't be able to text my friends movie times or even order cheese biscuits from Red Lobster!

Aziz Ansari

Lobster Quotes #1044604
#64. That looks bad. Your ear is as red as a boiled lobster. I guess the Toutain's have diversified their portfolio of geeks to pick on this year. That's wise considering the geekonomic times we're living in now.

Joel T. McGrath

Lobster Quotes #1049099
#65. I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice?

Adam Jay Epstein

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#66. He looks much more like a lobster than most lobsters do.

P.G. Wodehouse

Lobster Quotes #1132971
#67. If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.

Lewis Black

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#68. I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.

Richard Kadrey

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#69. A strangely prolonged lunch involving lobster, that infernally overrated food ...

Claire Messud

Lobster Quotes #1155290
#70. [A]ll the ingenious men, and all the scientific men, and all the fanciful men, in the world, ... could never invent, if all their wits were boiled into one, anything so curious and so ridiculous as a lobster.

Charles Kingsley

Lobster Quotes #1163637
#71. When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth.

Joseph Mitchell

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#72. A lobster bisque ought to be the crowning glory of the potager. And this one was excellent. Silky as a gigolo's compliment and fishy as a chancellor's promise.

A.A. Gill

Lobster Quotes #1206673
#73. Yeah, well, it's not like the old days." I bit into my lobster roll. Maybe the best lobster roll in Boston, which made it, arguably, the best lobster roll in the world. "It's

Dennis Lehane

Lobster Quotes #1234698
#74. I'm really into food; it's one of my favourite things - everything from potato waffles to lobster.

Paloma Faith

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#75. It's simple: Women who pick at their food hate sex. Women who suck the meat off of lobster claws, order (and finish) dessert- these are the women who are going to rip your clothes off and come back for seconds.

Elizabeth Bard

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#76. I have never created anything in my life that did not make me feel, at some point or another, like I was the guy who just walked into a fancy ball wearing a homemade lobster costume.

Elizabeth Gilbert

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#77. A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.

George Gordon Byron

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#78. There is no one of-woman-born who does not like Red Lobster cheddar biscuits. Anyone who claims otherwise is a liar and a Socialist.

Tina Fey

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#79. I do not understand why, when I ask for grilled lobster in a restaurant, I'm never served a cooked telephone.

Salvador Dali

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#80. What good are vitamins? Eat a lobster, eat a pound of caviar - live! If you are in love with a beautiful blonde with an empty face and no brains at all, don't be afraid. Marry her! Live!

Arthur Rubinstein

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#81. I never liked lobster in my life, and mainly because I'd never tried it. On my eightieth birthday I tried it. I can't say I'm greatly excited over lobster still, but I have no doubt as to its taste now, and I don't fear it. I dare say death will be a lobster, too, and I can come to terms with it.

Ray Bradbury

Lobster Quotes #1357427
#82. When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail.

Ziad K. Abdelnour

Lobster Quotes #1391899
#83. I had always felt that mittens were a few steps back on the evolutionary scale
why, I wondered, would we want to make ourselves into a less agile version of lobster.

David Levithan

Lobster Quotes #1426565
#84. People will send me tweets or texts, 'Yo, I'm at Red Lobster now and they're playing Mayer Hawthorne,' more of that kind of stuff, which is hilarious.

Mayer Hawthorne

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#85. I've eaten lion, leopard, crocodile, python. I don't recommend lion. It tastes exactly like when a tomcat comes into your house and sprays. Snake and crocodile are great - a cross between lobster and chicken.

Wilbur Smith

Lobster Quotes #1453209
#86. When you serve lobster, you've taken a being's life away. Therefore if you create a recipe, you have to be very dedicated to elevate the lobster, to make it good and tasty of course, but at the end of the day it's a matter of paying homage.

Eric Ripert

Lobster Quotes #1458196
#87. We're going down to the Margarita Grill to smell the lobster, then we're going to watch the sunrise, and in between we'll probably have hot, unsafe animal sex.

Darynda Jones

Lobster Quotes #1476836
#88. She restored herself with a cocktail and an excellent lobster mayonnaise. Phryne was devoted to lobster mayonnaise, with cucumbers.

Kerry Greenwood

Lobster Quotes #1488067
#89. I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad.

Nancy Carell

Lobster Quotes #1491329
#90. Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer.

Bobby Flay

Lobster Quotes #1529900
#91. I'm Southern. If it isn't fried, griddled, or grilled, it's grilled, griddled, or fried. We might get up to some boilin', but only if it's crawfish, lobster, or shrimp, and I don't have none of that." I

Kristen Ashley

Lobster Quotes #1570381
#92. I look like a lobster, don't I?

Gabrielle Tozer

Lobster Quotes #1580939
#93. Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster.

D.H. Lawrence

Lobster Quotes #1584866
#94. Oh, bring me some lobster mayonnaise.

G.K. Chesterton

Lobster Quotes #1587372
#95. I object to conscription the way a lobster objects to boiling water: it may be his finest hour but it's not his choice.

Robert A. Heinlein

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#96. What is the pattern that connects the crab to the lobster and the primrose to the orchid, and all of them to me, and me to you?

Gregory Bateson

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#97. It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand.

Eli Brown

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#98. to? A vision of Nathan feeding her chunks of lobster from his fingers while they were lying in bed naked danced through her mind.

Nancy Herkness

Lobster Quotes #1673991
#99. When I got home I peered down at the lobster to see how he was doing. The inner plastic bag was sucked tight around him and clouded up. It looked like something out of an eighties made-for-TV movie, with some washed-up actress taking too many pills and trying to off herself with a Macy's bag.

Julie Powell

Lobster Quotes #1675236
#100. I feel like we've already seen the burger truck, we've seen the lobster-roll truck. There's even healthy-food trucks now. But a big-thick-pizza truck? Come on, man. That'd be amazing.

Ike Barinholtz

Lobster Quotes #1689229

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