Top 4 Richard Turner Quotes

#1. The security staff boasted that a squirrel could not get onto the grounds without their knowledge. However, they could not explain a family of deer that seemed to come and go as they pleased.

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#2. Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called 'making a good point.

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#3. I'm a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist.

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#4. Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart.

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