Top 100 Quotes About Tequila
#1. They were back. The demons in all their glory. And they had a plan. I made plans sometimes, too, but they rarely involved world domination. Hot dogs on a grill, maybe. Tequila.
Darynda Jones
#2. How'd you get through yesterday, though?"
"Running away, you, sarcasm, violence, and last but not least, tequila.
Kylie Scott
#3. It would not be until darkness had taken indisputable control over the land, until the flames of the bonfire created an unreal world of shadows, until tequila and mescal untied men from their somber selves.
Warren Eyster
#4. Tequila makes me dream up things like dance battles.
Rachel Hollis
#5. I saw Tequila Sunrise as a romantic picture with complex, bigger than life characters.
Conrad Hall
#6. This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.
Jessica Simpson
#7. Vodka eyeballing sounds great, but it's a
slippery slope. Next, you'll be scotch nostriling, tequila nippling and,
before you know it, Jager tainting.
Stephen Colbert
#8. Deal with your wins and losses alike. With tequila, lemon and a pinch of salt.
Saleem Sharma
#9. We should all believe in something, and I believe it's time for another shot of tequila.
Justin Timberlake
#10. We're your friends. Your shit became our shit when you drank my tequila and stripped down to your bra.
Boss, Shocking Heaven
D.H. Sidebottom
#11. You don't want to be in a relationship with someone who's scared of you.
Tila Tequila
#12. Other than tequila and wine, other forms of alcohol are not Paleo. Stick to red wine and agave tequila.
Anil Jaya
#13. When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live.
Teodora Kostova
#14. Glancing at the bottle of tequila in Tate's hand, Logan questioned much more calmly than he felt, "How full was that?"
Tate lifted the quarter-empty bottle and shrugged. "Unopened. Why?
Ella Frank
#15. Um, tequila please?" I asked questioningly, enunciating each word as best as my drunken mouth would allow. So really, it came out as "Uff, shakira pea?
Tara Sivec
#16. That's the last time I put you in charge of the tequila when we're making margaritas
JoAnne Kenrick
#17. I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night.
Sammy Hagar
#18. It wasn't the tequila and oxy. You really are that fucking gorgeous.
Adrian Phoenix
#19. There aren't that many songs that pay homage to the DJ. They are the ones getting artists' music out there. They are the ones getting the club popping. But no one's giving them any love.
Tila Tequila
#20. Three hours later the two men were calling each other Harry and Allan, which goes to show what a couple of bottles of tequila can do for international relations.
Jonas Jonasson
#21. On a daily basis, jeans and t-shirt is still sexy, but it doesn't look like you're trying too hard.
Tila Tequila
#22. I usually have a drink before a carpet because I find them really nerve-racking. Usually a tequila. An upper!
Bella Heathcote
#23. Drink [the shot of tequila], Mia." He repeated, quietly, using my name this time. He leaned in close to me so that I could feel the heat of his body. "Believe me," His eyes locked on mine and in a hoarse voice he whispered, "you're going to want to be drunk for what I'm going to do to you tonight.
Donya Petrock
#24. I think nerdy stuff is sexy. I like to watch the History Channel and learn about the universe, quantum physics and stuff like that.
Tila Tequila
#25. Music is just a really fun hobby that I do, because I'm actually really good about writing songs and producing. People don't realize this, but I am an excellent writer for artists.
Tila Tequila
#26. But my humble opinion is, I'm not quite sure where I stand on the legalization of drugs - though, if tequila is legal, pot should probably be legal.
Ted Demme
#27. Have you been drinking, Ms. Brycin?" "Does a bottle of tequila laced with heroin count? I also had some battery fluid ... was that not a good thing?
Stacey Marie Brown
#28. I knew out of high school I didn't want to go to college. I knew what whatever I did wouldn't have anything to do with college.
Tila Tequila
#29. My husband and I went to Bald Head Island for our four-year anniversary. We spent the night in bed with champagne, tequila and Krispy Kreme doughnuts and watched a boxing match on Showtime.
Teri Polo
#31. When life gives you lemons, you can make lemonade.I'd like to add Salt and Tequila!
Reg Dixon
#32. Lust tastes like tequila and love tastes like whiskey. Love burns for longer and warms you up on the inside and sometimes it makes you do stupid things. Tequila makes you wasted. You can get wasted on lust and warmed by love.
Jackson Rathbone
#33. I'm gonna need a strap-on, a dildo, some lube, condoms, and more of that tequila.
Kendall Grey
#34. Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.
P.C. Cast
#35. There was something about Mikie that made me want to trust him. It might have been the Centanario Anejo.
Nadja Baer
#36. Tequila? It's not even a drink. It's a way for having the cops around without using a phone.
Dylan Moran
#37. I believe - to the best of my recollection, anyway - that I soon made the classic error of moving from margaritas to actual shots of straight tequila. It does make it easier to meet new people.
Anthony Bourdain
#38. I've found my calling with Twitter. It's all about the amount of interaction you do, and the traffic you move, and I'm really good at that. I keep going and going and going, and no one can believe that I can keep it up.
Tila Tequila
#39. That would work in a court of law. But we're not in a court of law. We're in the court of tequila. And in the court of tequila, you and I both know you were lying.
Melanie Shawn
#40. Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.
Kim Harrison
#41. I knew I hated straight shots of anything except tequila. I was definitely a tequila girl.
Wendy Higgins
#42. Take life with a pinch of salt
A shot of tequila and a wedge of lime
Do nothing at all
But take your time
John Walter Bratton
#43. I studied enough to make A's and B's (mostly B's) but it was really all about beer, the occasional bottle of tequila and rock 'n' roll. Dad said I was lucky I was a smart girl or I'd be fucked. Mom warned if I didn't get smarter, I'd end up fucked.
Kristen Ashley
#45. Twenty candles on a cake. Twenty Camels in a pack. Twenty months in the federal pen. Twenty shots of tequila down a young girl's gullet. Twenty centuries since Our Lord's last pratfall, and after all that time we still don't know where passion goes when it goes.
Tom Robbins
#46. Tequila often gave people the desire to tackle the impossible. It did not, however, make impossible possible
Darynda Jones
#47. In 1897, a Scientific American reporter wrote that mezcal is described as tasting like a mixture of gasoline, gin and electricity. Tequila is even worse, and is said to incite murder, riot and revolution.
Amy Stewart
#48. If you want to keep your dignity intact, stay away from tequila.
Alida Nugent
#49. At least the tequila's not blue. Right Lucy?
Joan Rylen
#50. Taylor Swift is great for a night out as it involves a lot of tequila. With her it's all about good friends and celebrating friendship, it's such a positive environment to be a part of. She's great.
Nick Jonas
#51. When life gives you lemons, find a friend whose life has given them tequila and have a party.
Nefertiti Faraj
#52. My fans and people who know of my character want to see me become more successful.
Tila Tequila
#53. Must. Be. Stronger. Than. Tequila. Oh, honey, how many times have those words been said?
Carrie Ann Ryan
#54. You can't have a conversation with someone who's intimidated by you all the time.
Tila Tequila
#55. I just sit around at home, and I have nothing to do, so I am on the Internet all the time.
Tila Tequila
#56. Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.
Bobby Bare
#57. Tequila was never a good choice. It had a way of making you feel like its best friend and suddenly, without any warning, it stabs you in the back and mocks you.
Brittainy C. Cherry
#58. I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well ... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!
Bill Engvall
#59. Tack didn't grin. He tugged on my arm and dragged me down the hall to his bedroom. Dinner was chips and dip, beer and tequila and good company. Dessert was Cool Whip and Tack. In other words, dessert was the bomb!
Kristen Ashley
#60. Tequila doesn't ask you to talk about your problems. Tequila and I have always gotten along.
Kimberly Lauren
#61. When life gives you a lemon, it's time for a Cowgirl's Prayer." This was one of her favorite alcoholic concoctions of tequila, lime juice and lemonade.
Brenda Bevan Remmes
#62. If I have a near-beer, I'm near beer. And if I'm near beer, I'm close to tequila. And if I'm close to tequila, I'm adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
#63. If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood.
Cyma Rizwaan Khan
#64. I had no intention of drinking tequila with Quinn.
Quinn plus tequila equaled Quinquelia and that sounded like something that happens in Mexican jails.
Penny Reid
#65. I look forward to sleeping each night. The air is cool and it often starts to rain around 2:00 A.M., breaking the heat and singing me to sleep. And I drink my tequila as if I'd be letting you down if I didn't.
Bill Callahan
#67. Blood is pounding in my ears. Lingering smoke and tequila fill my nostrils as adrenaline courses through my veins. My lips curl into a smile. The only thing that would make this night more perfect is if I had killed some zombies.
Annie Walls
#69. Dennis Hutch had stepped up into the top seat when its founder had died of a lethal overdose of brick wall, taken while under the influence of a Ferrari and a bottle of tequila.
Douglas Adams
#70. Love is like tequila shots, not the quantity but strength matters.
Saru Singhal
#71. The waitress returns, cutting into possibly the most bizarre
way a pregnancy can be announced. At a Mexican restaurant. With a tequila shot
standoff. In French
Krista Ritchie
#72. Meaningless sex is like eating the worm at the bottom of a tequila bottle: fun in the moment, but not something you'd want to repeat over and over. - MELANTHE OF THE DEIE SORCERI, QUEEN OF PERSUASION
Kresley Cole
#73. At least you don't need a prescription for tequila.
Rachel Vincent
#74. These girls probably use double negatives and watch "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila" with their babies instead of reading Eric Carle.
Natalie Taylor
#75. No, tequila makes me throw up. Vodka makes my clothes fall off." I grin and sip my water. "You might want to take notes.
Kristen Proby
#77. Exposed like butt cheeks at a strip club; chicken breasts, fleshy and sallow in the butcher's case; tequila bottle soldiers lined up across the bar's back wall.
Dennis Vickers
#78. I'm one of the girls that you would love to have in your group of friends.
Tila Tequila
#79. When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party.
Ron White
#80. More money than the crooks at Enron and less taste than a drunk after a bottle of tequila
Maria Lima
#82. It is because of me - I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement. Before it came out, everyone was still a little apprehensive about [same sex relationships]. Then they realized, 'Wow, everyone is really into this stuff, and it is fine.' The next thing you know, [gay marriage] is legal.
Tila Tequila
#83. I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.
Kurt Vile
#84. There is a great independence, and a confident immunity to risk, in all drinks made out of cactus.
Alan LeMay
#86. This is so cliche, but my beauty icon would have to be Angelina Jolie. She looks like she wears natural makeup, but she's still beautiful.
Tila Tequila
#87. Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.
Lee Marvin
#88. I joined MySpace in September 2003. At that time no one was on there at all. I felt like a loser while all the cool kids were at some other school. So I mass e-mailed between 30,000 and 50,000 people and told them to come over. Everybody joined overnight.
Tila Tequila
#89. When somebody says something bad about you, they feel bad about themselves in some way.
Tila Tequila
#90. The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.
Michael R. Underwood
#91. I have found that the tools for my trade- writing, are very basic: paper, a pen, time, food and perhaps a little tequila...
Jose N. Harris
#93. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
George Carlin
#94. I used to drink beer and smoke pot before I played. Now I drink tequila and smoke pot. So it's a little different
Tre Cool
#95. Like something Disney might have envisioned if he'd taken a dose of LSD, backed up with a serving of psilocybin mushrooms, and a quart of tequila.
Faith Hunter
#96. When I started on MySpace, people wanted to support me, but once I rose to fame with the MTV show, they felt like I had abandoned them for some reason, that I was too famous to talk to them anymore.
Tila Tequila
#97. I think every person has their own identity and beauty. Everyone being different is what is really beautiful. If we were all the same, it would be boring.
Tila Tequila
#98. We each cope differently with the specter of our deaths. Some people deny it. Some pray. Some numb themselves with tequila. I was tempted to do a little of each of those things. But I think we are supposed to try to face it straightforwardly, armed with nothing but courage.
Lance Armstrong
#99. You smell like tequila and sexual repression, Caroline.
Alice Clayton
#100. I grabbed my shot of tequila. Then I tossed it back. When I put my empty down to the bar and after I took in a deep breath, I informed her, I like you. I need a new best friend. I've added you to the top of a list that has one name. Yours.
Kristen Ashley
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