Cyma Rizwaan Khan Quotes

#1. Rodney is fifty four and he has some mental disease where they become all paranoid. Granted he spent his life as a vampire slayer which calls for a bit of paranoia but Rodney does sometimes overdo the whole thing.

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#2. "Faith is what's wrong with the world, Aidan. Or don't you follow the news?"
"That's not faith," he says. "That's the complete lack of it. If any one of those mass-genocidal idiots had faith, they wouldn't have the insane need to prove it to others."

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#3. When you name your child after a grotesque gigantic creature known for slaughtering hundreds of innocents for the sole purpose of entertainment (okay so they were illegal immigrants who entered his realm) you must have a slight idea how that would turn out.

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#4. Go save the princess right now. You can save the world later.

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#5. Humans, because they learn more about their predator and vampires because they wouldn't have to go into lengthy speeches about their kind when they are doing their predator bit.

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#6. Say what you will about 'decency' but I happen to be a fan of skimpy tube tops and really short skirts.

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#7. Your mind is your bitch," he says. "The truth is you can teach it to do anything. You have to program your brain to your commands, not other people's.

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#8. If you think the hangover from tequila shots is bad, wait till you've had junkie blood.

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#9. You don't know what year it is?"
"Kind of a dull question to ask someone if I did, isn't it?

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#10. Fiction is hardly ever fiction.

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#11. Turning into a vampire is like signing a supernatural contract and like any contract, there are clauses.
And there is the fine print.

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#12. I rather like the fact that women are so into vampires though. I suppose if it wasn't for Sparkly the neighborhood vampire that would not have been possible.

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#13. I want you to do your vampire slayer thing and get the girl from the bad guys.

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#14. Are you going to drink my blood?" he wanted to know. I think I had expected him to be a little more afraid of me and his casual tone was a tad bit frustrating to my ego. "Well, I was planning on it, yes.

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#15. Being a vampire is no more fun than being a human I assure you.

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#16. It is when you see sparkling vampires on television, that you realize just how much the world has changed.

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#17. Don't tell me you have OCD about this?"
"OCD, ADHD - pretty sure if they come up with some new acronym tomorrow I'd have it.

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