Top 18 Michael R. Underwood Quotes
#1. Jane smiled the Making Lemonade smile that adults learn to do when they get used to the world stomping on their heads.
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#2. I am a master of folklore - I should be able to throw folklore fireballs or something.
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#3. Today I acquired a collection of ray guns, posed for a cover spread, and wrote four thousand words of essay, including a reminder for my readers to avoid that terrible gallery show. What have you done?"
"Science," Drake said, annoyance shadowing his face as he crossed to the bar.
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#5. That Hellboy gun of Yours? It's not scientifically possible. It flaunts the laws of physics like a teenager on Rumspringa...
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#6. But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.
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#7. I've got to hit the bottom of this weird-ass rabbit hole anytime now, right?
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#8. But I tell you what - if you come across a farm boy and an old wizard, shiv them, take their horses, and go make your own destiny.
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#10. The trick is learning which what goes where and does what." "That was some Tennant-level vaguebabble.
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#12. The room continued to spin though she was standing still, but her ears were hot. She felt like she'd just slammed three doubles of tequila and needed a fistfight chaser.
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#13. If our cover breaks in here, we're toast. Worse that toast, we're the crappy crumbs of carbon left at the bottom of a toster oven that I haven't cleaned out in three months.
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#14. So Die Hard is a better choice for action-fu than Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever."
Eastwood snarled at the mention of the second film. "I hated that movie so much, I got my ninety-nine minutes back.
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#15. Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers.
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#16. how to think in the right genre?" "We already do it, every day. We tell ourselves what kind of story we're in, and we're often wrong, because life is mostly every genre, sometimes at once.
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#17. So, how bad of an idea is it to go there? On a scale of cooking-whithout-a-shirt to being-an-evil-priest-in-an-Alexandre-Dumas-book?
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#18. Dipsomancy is very real, but it takes more than just getting hammered to do anything useful.
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