Quotes About Single And Married

#1. It's important not to lose sight of the fact people of all sorts are still putting themselves at risk. It happens to straight and gay, single and married. I have never been comfortable thinking of AIDS as something that 'other people' get.

Brande Roderick

#2. Our first love is always Jesus, whether we're single, dating, or married.

Lacey Sturm

#3. When you hit 30, it's that time of self-reflection. Some people are a success. Some people feel like they haven't achieved what they wanted to. Some people are married, some have kids, some are still single.

Hayden Schlossberg

#4. If you help yourself to the benefits of being married when you are single, you're likely to help yourself to the benefits of being single when you're married.

Manis Friedman

#5. I enjoy being single, but I loved being married.

Stephanie Mills

#6. True it is that troubles niver come single, they're married an' has children.

Jean Webster

#7. Married or Single? There is no good choice. It's like when your doctor says, 'Ointment?' or 'Suppositories'?

Richard Jeni

#8. [Marriage] happens as with cages: the birds without despair to get in, and those within despair of getting out.

Michel De Montaigne

#9. Everybody thinks theyll never get married at your age. You think you can go on all your life being single, but you suddenly find out that you cant.

Alan Sillitoe

#10. How to find a good spouse?
-the best single way is to deserve a good spouse.

Charles T. Munger

#11. As a believer, the Lord is growing me every single day. I'm married and I'm really grateful for my wife. The Lord has been using her to make me more like Jesus. I have a son and I'm really grateful for that. I'm grateful for what the Lord is doing in my life.

Trip Lee

#12. You look at someone like Beyonce singing 'Single Ladies,' when we all know she's married. Some of it is just for entertainment.

Katy Perry

#13. I'd rather be single, happy, and lonely sometimes than married, lonely, and happy sometimes.

Mark Fiore

#14. I had enough time being single to know I have no regrets about being married!

Jennifer Connelly

#15. If you are married, then accept that. Accept the husband that God has given you. If you are single, accept your singleness and take it as if today was the last day of your life. Don't be looking constantly to the future.

Elisabeth Elliot

#16. The three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives. 3. Men who wear gold chains give gold rings.

Linda Sunshine

#17. Every time somebody on Facebook changes their status to engaged or married, I panic. I'm convinced Facebook was invented to make single people feel bad about their lives.

Meg Jay

#18. I would be married, but I'd have no wife, I would be married to a single life.

Charles Bukowski

#19. What do you want to know from the astrologer, akka?" "Will I get married? Or will I have to stay single all my life?

Sumeetha Manikandan

#20. My standup has always been a direct reflection of my life. When I was single, I talked about single stuff. I talked about dating. When I got married there were only a handful of stories I could move over to where I wasn't going to be disrespectful to my wife. So I developed a new routine.

Henry Cho

#21. Once you are enlightened, you can do whatever you want without fear or sorrow. You can go snowboarding, get married, stay single, be rich and famous, or live unknown in a high Himalayan cave. It is up to you.

Frederick Lenz

#22. I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it.

Shaun Cassidy

#23. A lot of married people certainly have wonderful relationships with their dogs, but when you're single and your dog is the only other living thing in your house, it's a really special relationship which I wanted CATHY to have.

Cathy Guisewite

#24. Compared to children raised in an intact, married family, children raised in single-parent or cohabiting homes are significantly more likely to suffer psychological problems such as depression, to get into trouble with the law, to become pregnant as teenagers, and to drop out of high school.75

W. Bradford Wilcox

#25. She's SINGLE doesnt really mean she's AVAILABLE.
She's IN A RELATIONSHIP doesnt really mean she's NOT INTERESTED.
She's ENGAGED doesnt really mean IT'S OVER.
IT'S JUST COMPLICATED untill she's MARRIED!

Emmanuel Aghado

#26. Women won't let me stay single and I won't let me stay married.

Errol Flynn

#27. I'm happy being single but I definitely want someone in my life. I want to eventually get married and have kids.

Matthew Morrison

#28. Whenever I go out with other married couples, I like to bring along a single crackhead. Just to spice things up.

Chris Rock

#29. I am an unmarried man, as opposed to a single man. A bachelor, according to the dictionary, is a man who has never been married. An unmarried man is not married at the moment. Many of these terms have fallen into disuse.

Raymond Burr

#30. I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

Gilbert Gottfried

#31. between 2005 and 2012 more than one third of couples who got married in the United States met through an online dating site. Online dating was the single biggest way people met their spouses. Bigger than work, friends, and school combined.

Aziz Ansari

#32. Single is a choice, just like Married is.

Mandy Hale

#33. Perhaps the single most robust fact across many surveys is that married people are happier than anyone else.

Martin Seligman

#34. Being single is not easy. But neither is being married. They are just difficult in different ways as God uses everything in our life to make us more like Jesus, who happened to live a perfect life while single.

Mark Driscoll

#35. The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

Chuck Palahniuk

#36. If you want to be free to serve Jesus, there's no question - stay single. Marriage takes a lot of time. But if you want to become more like Jesus, I can't imagine any better thing to do than to get married. Being married forces you to face some character issues you'd never have to face otherwise.

Gary L. Thomas

#37. The desire to get married is a basic and primal instinct in women. It's followed by another basic and primal instinct: the desire to be single again.

Nora Ephron

#38. People ask me what advice I have for a married couple struggling in their relationship. I always answer: pray and forgive. And to young people from violent homes, I say: pray and forgive. And again, even to the single mother with no family support: pray and forgive.

Mother Teresa

#39. Hey, single malt scotch, youre thirty years old. When are you going to settle down and get married to my stomach?

Stephen Colbert

#40. If a woman has been married three years or more, you come to learn that she's usually easier to sleep with than a single woman.

Neil Strauss

#41. I like to see you in a sari, with your long hair dressed in a single plait. Don't forget that I married a girl from India because I like my wife to be conservative and feminine.

K. Kanagalatha

#42. I'd like to look like a wife with two kids who's been married for ten years and been in love every single day of it.
- from Boo

Rene Gutteridge

#43. I came from a single parent household. And I had a bad example of what a husband and father could be and how irresponsible a father could be. So because of that, I didn't want to get married or have kids.

Sarah Shahi

#44. For me, marriage worked differently. As a single person, I never felt totally free. My commitment to my marriage freed me. No lies, no mind games, no judging each other. For me, marriage is pure joyful companionship.

Shon Mehta

#45. God's plan for you, whether you're married, single, or about to be married, unless He gives you the gift of singleness, is to be in a warm, loving marriage relationship, characterized by open communication, a lot of hard work, deep commitment, setting boundaries, and doing it God's way.

Chip Ingram

#46. Fortunately for me, I'm married to an amazing woman - Nancy Lasseter - who is wise enough not to let me buy every car I want. If I was single, I would be living in a very small apartment and renting a warehouse full of cool cars.

John Lasseter

#47. At one point during a focus group with older women, I asked them straight out whether a lot of women their age got married just to get out of the house. Every single woman there nodded.

Aziz Ansari

#48. I wrote my first books when I was single and then I got married and then had a kid and there were different things happening in my life.

Jennifer Weiner

#49. The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.

Ann Landers

#50. I ... would guess maybe about one or two out of five men is suited for marriage and probably four out of five women are better at marriage than being single and would like to be married.

Bill Maher

#51. I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like, "Trust me, you don't want to have to actually interact with these people."

Aisha Tyler

#52. Tip #4
Skinny-dip at will!

(Idea)
When single boast about finding your inner most happy place and hold on to it Odds are once married you can kiss personal space Good-Bye.

Hazel Cartwright

#53. Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

Steven Wright

#54. We can't expect our gay friends to always be single, celibate, and arriving early with the nacho fixin's. And we really need to let these people get married, already.

Tina Fey

#55. Better be a desperate single with options than a desperate married with no options.

Amen Muffler

#56. Somehow, married or single, we'd rather anesthetize ourselves with love substitutes than go for the real thing, because let's face it: The real thing is pretty scary.

Tracy McMillan

#57. All of this presupposes that I have set my sights on a single male.'
Susan's eyes bugged out. 'You certainly cannot set your signs on a married man!'
'I meant a particular man,' Elizabeth retorted, swatting her sister on the shoulder.

Julia Quinn

#58. If you are a single parent, make friends with others in similar situations and develop friendships with married couples. Counsel with your priesthood leaders. Let them know of your needs and wants. Single parenthood is understood by the Lord.

Ezra Taft Benson

#59. For the first time in history, the typical American now spends more years single than married. What

Aziz Ansari

#60. I'd rather be happily single than unhappily married.

Heather Graham

#61. There's nothing wrong with being single and not getting married and being, you know, just an old single lady. Who cares?

Joan Jett

#62. Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.

Johnny Carson

#63. What I think is amazing is not that 85% of people who get married under the age of 25 get divorced, it's that 15% of them stay together. How did they manage to pull that off? You almost can't wait too long. It's the single simplest measure to predict divorce.

Elizabeth Gilbert

#64. I won't say if I'm single or dating or married or divorced. There's boundaries.

Tyra Banks

#65. Beyond the profound federal perks, married people make more money; we're healthier, physically and emotionally; we produce happier, more stable and more successful kids; we have more sex than our supposedly swinging single friends; we even live longer.

Jenna McCarthy

#66. Everyone is lonely sometimes, even married people. But most single women (as well as women with spouses) actually enjoy their solitude.

Sarah Mahoney

#67. Nowadays it is seen as a shame, to marry a girl who is a mother, who has never been married. I want to get rid of that prejudice.

Frederick The Great

#68. I was ever of the opinion, that the honest man who married and brought up a large family, did more service than he who continued single, and only talked of population.

Oliver Goldsmith

#69. When we won the league championship, all the married guys on the club had to thank their wives for putting up with all the stress and strain all season. I had to thank all the single broads in New York.

Joe Namath

#70. You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.

Chris Rock

#71. If you are blessed, you are blessed, whether you are married or single.

Greta Garbo

#72. The key to life is your attitude. Whether you're single or married or have kids or don't have kids, it's how you look at your life, what you make of it. It's about making the best of your life wherever you are in life.

Candace Bushnell

#73. Studies show that the healthiest people in Western society are single women and married men - marriage, it seems, suits men more than women.

Emma Haughton

#74. Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Because there wasn't a single person there.

Various

#75. Independence has nothing to do with whether or not someone chooses to be single or to be married, to have children or to not have children. Independence by definition is about self-governing. About choosing for yourself. About making your own decisions. All

Krista Ritchie

#76. I can see getting married and having a family, because it is the next thing on the agenda. You can only do this for so long. I'm old, and my friends all have kids. And I'm single, still blow drying my hair!

David Spade

#77. The average married man lives two thousand and five days longer than his single counterpart, albeit with less reason.

Michael Feldman

#78. 'Sex and the City' is about outsiders. Single girls as lepers, should have been married by now. It's the reason the whole thing took off.

Michael Patrick King

#79. If you're single, use this time now to make the biggest impact you can for God's Kingdom. Enjoy how God uses you as a single adult to show His love to others because you are in a unique place to minister to others where married adults could not!

Jack Graham

#80. Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

Larry David

#81. Over the course of my entire Wolverine career, I went from being a single guy to getting married and having kids, and I think you can see that progression in the way that I treated Wolverine.

Jason Aaron

#82. Is this better or worse than being married and living in the suburbs? Better or worse? Who can tell?

Candace Bushnell

#83. I had a new persona, not of my choosing. I was Average Dumb Woman Married to Average Shitty Man. He had single-handedly de-amazed Amazing Amy.

Gillian Flynn

#84. Both of us hope and trust that our daughters, whether married or single, will be the pride and comfort of our lives.

Louisa May Alcott

#85. Couples tend to think that being single is always singular. Singles tend to believe that being a couple is always copulatory.

Raheel Farooq

#86. 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married.

James C. Dobson

#87. Whether you're married or single, figure out what fuels your passions and what crushes your soul. Figure out what you're good at and what you're not so good at. Keep it simple. Do more of what you're good at and less of everything else. Because

Maria Goff

#88. Just as one has no choice but to defecate, one has no choice but to get married. If your mind remains single, then there is no problem. However, one has no choice but marry if the mind is already married.

Dada Bhagwan

#89. Even if you meet the perfect person, it ain't gonna be at the perfect time. You're married, they're single. That's right. You're Jewish, they're Palestinian. You're a Mexican, they're a raccoon. You're a black woman, he's a black man.

Chris Rock

#90. I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

Jerry Seinfeld

#91. I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married.

Elizabeth I

#92. It's kind of like when you get married, you kinda go into it wanting to remember everything. And once it's done, you can't remember a single thing.

Stephen Strasburg

#93. When single you are," Roger said, imitating Yoda dispensing advice to Luke, "get laid you can. When married you get, make love you do.

Sean Kennedy

#94. I wound up happily married because I lived in an era in which I could be happily single.

Rebecca Traister

#95. The desire to get married, which - I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women - is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge - which is to be single again.

Nora Ephron

#96. When I'm married I want to be single, and when I'm single I want to be married.

Cary Grant

#97. Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

Mason Cooley

#98. People should get married because they have finally seen the folly of being single: "Oh, this is all just kind of a bad magic trick. I just keep bending over to reach for this wallet on a string. How much longer am I gonna do that?"

Jerry Seinfeld

#99. I think that the status that you have in life should be reflected in official documents. If you are married, fine, if you are living with someone, fine, if you are single, fine. We don't want to tell people how to live their lives.

Iain Duncan Smith

#100. For everyone, whatever his state
single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love.

Josemaria Escriva