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#1. Teacher: "Bark, Amy." Amy: "Arf! Arf! Arf! - Author: Various
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#2. Sir 25:16 The fear of God is the beginning of his love: and the beginning of faith is to be fast joined unto it. - Author: Various
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#3. Q: Why did the bride wear white? A: Because the groom wanted his dishwasher to match his fridge and oven. - Author: Various
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#4. Live, Love, Dream - Author: Various
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#5. Every man looks better in a powdered wig. - Author: Various
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#6. Sir 12:8 A friend shall not be known in prosperity, and an enemy shall not be hidden in adversity. - Author: Various
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#7. Q: How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus? A: At the circus the clowns don't talk. - Author: Various
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#8. ASTROLOGY PREDICTIVE FORE GLANCE KNOW-HOW LIGHT FLASH IS NEEDED TO ALL HUMANS IN THIS MODERN CENTURY TO UNVEIL THE SECRETS OF GOD UNIVERSE FUTURE DIVINE DRAFT.SO,RESEARCH IN ASTROLOGY HAS TO BE DEMANDED ON AROUND THE GLOBE TO HAVE GRIP ON SOUL FACING NEXT MICRO SECOND. - Author: Various
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#9. Sir 8:14 Stand not against the face of an injurious person, lest he sit as a spy to entrap thee in thy words. - Author: Various
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#10. Doctor, doctor! I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someone's ear off. Oh, dear, that's a lot of protein! - Author: Various
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#11. French fry walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Hey, could I get a beer please?" The bartender looks at him shaking his head and says, "No, we don't serve food here. - Author: Various
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#12. What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant? "Is it mine? - Author: Various
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#13. DEPRESSION MEANS AN EMOTIONAL SECLUSIVE FRIGIDITY PERSPECTIVE. LACK OF KNOW-HOW ABOUT THE FACTS AND SITUATIONS ACCORDING TO MODERN HI-FI GLOBE LIFE ENACTS ONE INDIVIDUAL FACING 3600/24/7 DUE TO TREMULANT EXCITED AQUIVER WILL-POWER. - Author: Various
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#14. THE DOLLS' CHRISTMAS - Author: Various
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#15. Good morning, bright sunshine, We're glad you are here. You make the world happy, And bring us good cheer." It was something he had heard as a child and, isolated here on Mars, he had remembered it and used it to keep from losing his power of speech. - Author: Various
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#16. My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true! - Author: Various
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#17. Nothing is ever as it seems nor is it otherwise. - Author: Various
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#18. IN SPECIFIC,IF ANY INDIVIDUAL HAVE PERFECT COMMAND ON ANY SCHOOL OF THOUGHT OF ENTIRE GLOBAL PSYCHOLOGY AND PHYLOSOPHIES.THE PERSON CONCERNED ELOCUTIONAL KNOWHOW FLASH WILL SURELY MESMORISE,DOMINATE &ENGAGE &MANAGE ANY SECTION OF MINDS ON ANY PLATFORM ANY TIME BY GRAND SUCCESSFUL SPRIT & ZEAL . - Author: Various
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#19. Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Student: Because it has four eyes and can't see! *** - Author: Various
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#20. Two jumper cables walk into a bar. The bartender says, "You guys better not start anything in here! - Author: Various
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#21. Sir 3:22 Seek not the things that are too high for thee, and search not into things above thy ability: but the things that God hath commanded thee, think on them always, and in many of his works be not curious. - Author: Various
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#22. SUCCESS is getting what you want, but HAPPINESS is wanting what you get. - Author: Various
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#23. Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? - Author: Various
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#24. Q: Why doesn't the law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because the law says - Author: Various
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#26. NATURALLY CREATIVE ROMANTIC MOODS WEIGHS AND SOUNDS LOT OF SOUL QUAKE WAVES. - Author: Various
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#27. to get something done: - Author: Various
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#28. years," said one guy. "What happened?" asked the other guy. - Author: Various
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#29. Whether you think your right or wrong your right. - Author: Various
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#30. One hundred facets of Mr. Diamonds "The new saga that will make you forget Fifty Shades of Grey! - Author: Various
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#31. Sir 40:26 Riches and strength lift up the heart: but above these is the fear of the Lord. Sir 40:27 There is no want in the fear of the Lord, and it needeth not to seek for help. Sir 40:28 The fear of the Lord is like a paradise of blessing, and they have covered it above all glory. - Author: Various
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#32. Hypocrisy is a sort of homage that vice pays to virtue. - Author: Various
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#33. He who can no longer listen to his brother will soon no longer be listening to God, either. - DIETRICH BONHOEFFER - Author: Various
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#34. Johnny: "Mom I can't eat eggs." Mom: "Why not?" Johnny: "Because chickens don't wipe their butts after they lay eggs!" *** - Author: Various
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#35. women is the most powerful weapon in the world - Author: Various
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#36. that Elijah Martin--alias Skeesicks--lounging shyly into the bar-room, joined in it weakly. - Author: Various
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#37. quite as heavily upon his noble steed. His friends and the above-mentioned fraternity chuckled and winked behind his back, but although Mr. P. heard them chuckle and knew that they were winking, his belief - Author: Various
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#38. have been released since Fifty - Author: Various
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#39. Did you hear about what happened at the Laundromat last night? Three clothes-pins held - Author: Various
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#40. Teacher: Where is your homework? Billy: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school. - Author: Various
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#41. Here and there robins sang - Author: Various
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#42. Hope is not a strategy - Traditional SRE saying - Author: Various
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#43. Teacher: Suppose you have a box which contains a ten-foot snake. Student: But Mr. Malone, snakes don't have feet! *** - Author: Various
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#44. He's such an extraordinarily brilliant person that it would be terrible if he let himself do nothing in the end. - Author: Various
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#45. How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? It doesn't matter as you won't find any one-handed giraffes! *** - Author: Various
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#46. Paradise; some place it on Mount Ararat, others between the rivers Tigris and Euphrates; it - Author: Various
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#47. have notissed, a short time since, a venerable lookin' ex-Statesman, dressed - Author: Various
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#48. TO MANAGE,MESMERIZE AND MAINTAIN OTHERS .ONE SHOULD HAVE COMMANDING KNOWLEDGE OF SOUL PSYCHOLOGY DIAGNOSIS ART. - Author: Various
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#49. One evening, a wife drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to," replied the husband, "But I don't know her well enough. - Author: Various
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#50. Dad: Did you like the Kinder Egg I gave you yesterday? Son: The chocolate was very good, but the shell was a bit hard. *** - Author: Various
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#51. Bavarian beer to destroy the sympathy of the United States with the French Republic. METZ, October 12. - While examining - Author: Various
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#52. would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code. - Author: Various
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#53. Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said 'From 2 to 4 years.' *** - Author: Various
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#54. By acting like a man in love, he became a man in love again. - Author: Various
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#55. Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. - Author: Various
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#56. Sir 9:22 Let just men be thy guests, and let thy glory be in the fear of God. - Author: Various
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#57. Know thyself and thou shall know all the mysteries of the gods and the universe. - Author: Various
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#58. Ws 14:12 For the beginning of fornication is the devising of idols: and the invention of them is the corruption of life. - Author: Various
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#59. Sir 12:9 In the prosperity of a man, his enemies are grieved: and a friend is known in his adversity. - Author: Various
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#60. As long as you turn out smarter then me, kid, then I know I can die happy. - Author: Various
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#61. What's something every teen should know?
MEANING OF LIFE ENACT,PERSONAL EXPERIENCE TO FACE LIFE EVENTS STORED IN FOR SELF,DO ASSIST OTHERS,RESPECT AND GUARD PARENTS AT OLD AGE AND TAKE THEIR BLESSINGS DAILY FOR FUTURE LIFE GREAT EXPECTATIONS. - Author: Various
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#62. Q: How did the blonde dog get hurt? A: From chasing parked cars. - Author: Various
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#63. God only shall be justified, - Author: Various
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#64. My wife complained the other day that our kitchen clock almost killed her mother. It fell seconds after where she had been sitting. That damn clock always was slow. - Author: Various
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#65. Act as if every day were the last of your life, and each action the last you perform. - ST. ALPHONSUS. - Author: Various
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#66. God. Love. People use words all the time. Doesn't mean they agree on their meaning. It doesn't mean they've thought through what they mean when they use them. - Author: Various
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#67. I forgot that I was the son of kings, and served their king - Author: Various
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#68. What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar? The bartender said, "Sorry sir, we don't serve spirits here." *** - Author: Various
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#69. in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. - Author: Various
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#70. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. - Author: Various
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#71. Three: You don't know what it's like
Seven: To do a cartwheel followed by a somersault followed by wishing so hard you could fold your hands into a pistol and no longer exist. - Author: Various
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#72. Ws 1:4 For wisdom will not enter into a malicious soul, nor dwell in a body subject to sins. - Author: Various
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#73. Highland Regiment in favour of Government, - Author: Various
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#74. Great is repentance, because for the sake of one that truly repenteth the whole world is pardoned; as it is written (Hosea xiv. 4), 'I will heal their backsliding, I will love them freely, for mine anger is turned away from him.'" It is not said, "from them," but "from him. - Author: Various
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#75. hung on the rack, besides numerous other small portable articles of vertu that - Author: Various
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#76. A bear walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, I'd like a gin . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and tonic." And the bartender says, "Sure, but what's with the big pause? - Author: Various
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#77. Implicit trust in God's provision should be a natural result if a person has trusted in Christ for salvation. But sadly it isn't always. - Author: Various
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#78. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. - Author: Various
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#79. Sir 10:2 As the judge of the people is himself, so also are his ministers: and what manner of man the ruler of a city is, such also are they that dwell therein. - Author: Various
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#80. What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, "Spit out that gum!" and a train says, "Choo choo choo! - Author: Various
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#81. Q: Why does a divorce cost so much? A: Because it's worth it. - Author: Various
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#82. He just turned his back on the field, saying that he couldn't take another second of the girl's screams.
"Her hair's on fire."
"That's no excuse", he replied. - Author: Various
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#83. Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! - Author: Various
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#84. For justice is perpetual and immortal. - Author: Various
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#85. IN GENERAL CANFAB ,TERRORISM IS BREWED AND COUNSELED BY WORLD MATURED MASTER BRAINS. RESULTING ENTIRE GLOBAL CITIZENS BROOKING THE CREAM OF CROP. OBVIOUSLY, POWER FIRE ON LINE LIVE HAS TO BE ENGULFED RIGHT NOW TO CATECHIZE IRON PRESS ON EX-CON WRONG DOER TOUR DE FORCE STUNT FEATS. - Author: Various
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#86. I'm busy now. Can I ignore you - Author: Various
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#87. Sir 40:18 The life of a laborer that is content with what he hath, shall be sweet, and in it thou shalt find a treasure. - Author: Various
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#88. Tennis lessons westlake village provide a good coaching for youngest.Because that are very experiance men in tennis.His students on the importance of strength and agility training as well as mental and psychological strength and the roles they play within the game of tennis. - Author: Various
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#89. {252}By robbing Peter he paid Paul,... and hoped to catch larks if ever the heavens should fall. - Author: Various
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#90. Wealth protects and animates art and literature, as the dew enlivens the fields." Nonsense! Wealth animates art and literature, as the whistle of the master animates the dog and makes him wag his tail. - Author: Various
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#91. Do you have a weed eater?" "No." "Then you're gay. - Author: Various
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#92. Sir 51:38 Work your work before the time, and he will give you your reward in his time. - Author: Various
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#93. interfere with others of less importance, and therefore Mr. P. will not deny that, after having exhibited to his friends and the sporting fraternity in general, his little investment in fancy horseflesh, he made - Author: Various
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#94. Father God, fill my heart with Your love so that I may pass it on to friends and strangers. Amen. - MARION BOND WEST - Author: Various
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#95. God, today let me be grateful for, not grumpy about, the concern of those who love me. They are extensions of Your love. - LINDA NEUKRUG - Author: Various
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#96. GOD GRACE BY BIRTH FEMALE PNEUMA RHADAMANTHINE DRACONIAN HEBETIC PUBERAL THAN MEN. OBVIOUSY, MODERN ERUDITED WOMEN WILL PLY PILOT EITHER INTRAMURAL AND ALFRSCO HAP DEXTEROUSLY .NO DOUBT AT ALL. - Author: Various
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#97. wherever a man is against his will, that to him is a prison. - Author: Various
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#98. GREAT LEADER'S DIRECTION FLASHES WILL SHOWER EVERY GOAL POME ON OBEISANCE LOINISATION.ANY CHAGRIN POTHER?? - Author: Various
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#99. other a Chihuahua. Passing a bar, the lab walker says, "Let's get a beer. - Author: Various
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#100. Chuse thy Cloaths by thine own Eyes, not another's. The more plain and simple they are, the better. Neither unshapely, nor fantastical; and for Use and Decency, and not for Pride. 75. If thou art clean and warm, it is sufficient; for more doth but rob the Poor, and please the Wanton. - Author: Various
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