Top 100 Quotes About Pussy
#1. I often wonder, in a catfight, when one doesn't want to fight, if the other cat calls it a pussy.
Anthony Liccione
#2. Stevie: "Oh, Adam, don't let her hurt my pussy. You love that pussy as much as I do."
Adam: "Marley, if you so much as hurt a hair on my future wife's pussy, I'll kill you.
M.K. Schiller
#3. How much time do you have? On Earth, I mean.'
'I honestly don't know.'
His entire body went statue still. 'I don't want to lose you. I know that makes me sound like a pussy, but I don't.
Larissa Ione
#4. Bad Kitty. That's what Charlie said. I bite my lip hard enouth to draw blood and savor the metallic taste in my mouth.
If Charlie wants to think of me as just another pussy, he's dead wrong. Because I'm going to be the one cat that has more than nine lives.
Laurie Elizabeth Flynn
#5. You're beautiful, Anne's pussy. Just beautiful. And I'm not mean like her. I'm on your side and I love you very much because you feel fucking amazing wrapped around my dick.
Kylie Scott
#6. Are you saying you don't want me, nymph? Because your pussy is calling you a liar.
Setta Jay
#7. It is said that Indians were sometimes named for the first thing they saw when they were born. Makes you wonder why there aren't more Indians named Hairy Pussy, doesn't it?
George Carlin
#8. Tell me that I got the fattest pussy in the whole world & if I let him eat it I can be his old girl
Nicki Minaj
#9. The limit is the sky, and I live on cloud. And I recognize my nemesis gon try, to put a finish in my shine. But pussy we'll hurt you, life in the power circle.
Kendrick Lamar
#10. Just because I'm a queer doesn't mean I'm a pussy. They didn't ask, I didn't tell. Semper Fi," DeShaun said bailing into the backseat with the handgun cocked and loaded.
Stephen Woodfin
#11. Everyone in Seattle is a total pussy when it comes to snow. The whole city shut down, the place looked like an apocalyptic movie.
Hamilton Leithauser
#13. I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and get pussy.
John Barnes
#14. Axel Reid, you wake up right now!" I yell. "Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search for my pussy, he found it asshole, now back off.
Harper Sloan
#15. Hard, you know what I'm thinking, took the panties off and the pussy wasn't stinking.
Eazy-E
#16. I thank Pussy Riot for standing firmly in their belief for Freedom of Expression, and making all women of the world proud to be women.
Yoko Ono
#17. I attempted to hold onto some part of reality as my pussy wept for him.
Lori Jenessa Nelson
#18. A woman eats to feed her pussy. Meaning: Anything we do to excess is in compensation for not getting a minimum amount of sexual gratification.
Chuck Palahniuk
#19. It was a bright, defrosted, pussy-willow day at the onset of spring, and the newlyweds were driving cross-country in a large roast turkey.
Tom Robbins
#20. Her head rests against my chest as my finger glides around her viscid pussy.
Aven Jayce
#21. Always remember, darling girl, men love the pussy and their dicks are always fiending for attention. If you're not around to give it to them, they'll get it somewhere else and the novelty of new lips and a new cunt might shock them so much they'll think they're in love.
Katie Ayres
#23. I CAN MAKE YOUR PUSSY WHISTLE LIKE THE ANDY GRIFFITH THEME SONG.
Drake
#24. Some men don't eat pussy. I think those men are pussies.
C.J. Roberts
#26. A lot of people would say "well that's not a bad reputation. you sound like a pussy" and I would say yea. but I am passionate about music and being taken seriously about my music, so if you're going to mess with that, we have a problem.
Joan Jett
#27. Lassiter hit pause and clamped a hard hand on his shoulder."Sit the fuck back. Watch and learn."
"What? How much I hate rom-coms? How 'bout we just stipulate that and let me go."
"You're going to need this."
" For my second career as a pussy?
J.R. Ward
#28. I don't think about that day the crazy lady tried to shoot Abby but got you instead. It was an awful day. When it does cross my mind, I turn it around and think about something nice, like Abby's pussy. I just take a deep breath and picture it in my mind. It's my happy place.
Sophie Oak
#29. I don't have a type. I don't discriminate when it comes to pussy.- Hugo, Besieged.
L.P. Lovell
#30. Are you hungry?" Livvie asked. I could barely hear her as I set the bags in the living room. Livvie had made her way toward the bedroom. "Yes," I called out, "but I don't think you have anything in your cupboards worth - " "Then get in here and eat my pussy!" Livvie interrupted.
C.J. Roberts
#31. I'm just saying, when you're a disobedient little subordinate, you get that tight pussy worked so hard that it hurts just to sit down!" He said.
Clara Bryan
#32. It's one thing to be a good guy because that's who you are. It's something else to be a good guy because you're too much a fucking pussy to break the rules.
Matthew Woodring Stover
#34. Fame is like a tree. It helps you get pussy.
Jon Lajoie
#35. If I had a kid, I'd give him a name that would make everyone would want to say his name. I'd call him, Pizza-Pussy-Santa. I would! Cause everybody likes one of those things.
Dave Attell
#37. I can't keep my nose clean if it's buried in pussy, Uncle Bill.
Anonymous
#38. A true heterosexual never has a problem with gay people, gay people sense he is into pussy and only into pussy. That's why I can't abide homophobes, deep down they fear their little secret will one day be exposed, picked up by a very reliable gaydar, as sure as wifi is picked up by a computer.
Robert Black
#39. Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to geting pussy.
Tupac Shakur
#40. Julius said he didn't eat pussy, but we all knew what that meant. Julius just didn't want to eat my pussy. Anytime a person says they don't give head, it means you just ain't the person they want to give head to; you ain't brought that out of them.
Shvonne Latrice
#41. Now, when you boys get home, you're gonna see a lot of war protestors. But don't be bitter. Go up to one, shake his hand, and smile. Then wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy.
Tommy Franks
#42. I'm not calling you a pussy, I'm just saying your vagina is bigger than mine.
Katie Graykowski
#43. I remembered once thinking how much it said about a man whether he liked to fuck a woman in the pussy or in the ass.
Skye Warren
#44. There were two doors that opened off the hallway. The doors were labeled PUSSY and MOTHERFUCKERS.
"I'm taking the Motherfuckers door," I said to Ranger.
"No way. That's my door."
"Well, I'm sure as hell not taking the Pussy door.
Janet Evanovich
#45. That could have happened, really, it could have, if he hadn't shoved his muzzle into her crotch. Her breath swooshed out of her as she stood there in shock. He. Was. Sniffing. Her. Pussy. And she didn't know what to do.
Milly Taiden
#46. To devote yourself to someone else's pussy can be a means of devoting yourself to your own.
Maggie Nelson
#47. I don't waste time putting money down, I just go straight to who got it and buy it in cash. Pussy so good that you gotta come see me on tour and you gotta fly in first class.
Drake
#48. Ye Gods and Little Fishes," said Sir Henry, "can it be? George, it's my own particular, one and only four starred Pussy. The super Pussy of all old Pussies...
Agatha Christie
#49. I get to represent somebody I don't think is getting represented right now. The regular dude: the guy who believes in God but still likes pussy.
Kanye West
#50. Motherfucker, you haven't got the fucking balls God gave a goddamned church mouse. You crawled out of your mama's tattered old pussy, grabbed hold of her milk stained titties, and you ain't never looked back, motherfucker.
David Sedaris
#51. Jerek shook his head, the moonlight casting a shine on his bald scalp. "You're turning into a right old pussy and that's a fact." Kayne sighed. "Age will do that to you.
Luke Scull
#52. There is no problem. And I'd like to keep it that way."
"Fine, ya big pussy."
"You have to know that's not an insult to me, right?
Shelly Laurenston
#53. Well, what's the point of being a rock star if I can't bang the groupies?"
Rolling my eyes, I found myself muttering, "I thought it was supposed to be about the music?"
Griffin, unfortunately, heard y sullen comment and chose to respond to it. "No, no, I'm pretty sure it's the pussy.
S.C. Stephens
#55. W:"At least I'm not pussy-whipped!"
T:"Nice. Fucking. Suit."
Wrath to Tohr
J.R. Ward
#56. It used to bother me when people called me a pussy. But the joke's on them - after all, you are what you eat!
Jon Schmidt
#57. If your pussy was so good, you would drive a better car.
Katt Williams
#58. Pussy pothel pussy pothel wer had u been
i have been inside the pussy to see the depth ... pussy pothel pussy pothel wat did u do there ... i have been in and out in and out to show my length ... lolzzzzzzzzzzzz,,
Alfaz .rayyan.sheikh
#59. You are ass and I like class. I like diamonds, you are a glass. You brown mouse, I like black cats. You boy pussy but i like tom cats. Just because you got the dance, don't think you stand a fucking chance.
Salman Rushdie
#60. This doesn't have fuck-all to do with independence. You're scared because you know if you start something with me, it'll go to a place you and Dane never went. He won't stand by you
he's already proved it. He went pussy on you. And now he gets laid for that?
Jack Travis
Lisa Kleypas
#61. The power of pussy, that's why niggaz get their hair cut.
R. Kelly
#62. A pink razor is like a mouse, where ever it is the pussy will follow.
Helen Ellis
#63. Zo, I'm not a damn pussy!'
Erik, looking very tall and full-grown, kick-your-butt vampyre-like, snorted sarcastically and then said, 'No, you're a damn human. Wait, that does make you a pussy!
P.C. Cast
#64. Your choice. Cunt or pussy, but so help me God, if you say some lame ass word like flower or lady garden you'll pay for it later, because I don't fuck gardens or flowers any more than I have a love sword attached to my groin.
Elizabeth Finn
#65. Baby, if we have to eat before we fuck, I hope that curry thing's almost ready. Because what I really want to fill my mouth with is your pretty pussy.
Susan Fanetti
#66. Once I came out of my pussy coma, I started making love to her like it's been months instead of days.
Myiesha
#67. Tonight, you're mine. In fact, Songbird this is only the beginning. This body, pussy, your voice, all of it belongs to me.
Sienna Mynx
#68. We probably won't live long enough to run out of food, or electricity, or anything important." "Oh, you'll live," Murphy said. "I have no doubt." "Really?" Jerome asked, real curiosity in his voice. "What makes you think I'll last?" "Because you're a pussy!
Bobby Adair
#69. I bet a chef could get more pussy than a guitar player right now.
Roy Choi
#70. In high school I was a jazz nerd, listened to a lot of Bud Powell and Thelonious Monk and stuff like that. Maybe in Harry Pussy I was listening to more horn players.
Bill Orcutt
#71. It's the moment when you know that you can have what you want if you're only brave enough to say so. It's a split second when everything can change, but you pussy out because you're too afraid to risk the rejection.
Penelope Douglas
#72. Yes, sir. I will get fucking lost somewhere. If you can't find me in a few days, you can bet that I'm balls deep in some pussy." I smile and leave the room.
Rose Dewallvin
#73. Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, "Whoa, this is amazing!" At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
Tucker Max
#74. I bet I hit .400 with your pussy on my lips.
C.D. Reiss
#75. If I were there, Carrie, I would need to feel how soft the skin on the inside of your thighs is, first, how hot it is at that place where your thigh curves into your pussy. I love that place. I would kiss it first, but then lick it, inhale you.
Mary Ann Rivers
#76. but he had seen lots of women behave this way around Willem. They all had. Their friend Lionel used to say that Willem must have been a fisherman in a past life, because he couldn't help but attract pussy.
Hanya Yanagihara
#77. You're pussy whipped."
I claim, "I can't be pussy whipped. I haven't even had the pussy to be whipped!"
Take that, Ghost! Oh wait ...
He chuckles, "That's even worse, bro."
Fuck me, it totally is.
Belle Aurora
#78. These guys get mean waiting on furloughs, beat the machines up good, insurance replaces three batches a month, but destroying machines aint booze and pussy if you know what I mean.
Philip Schultz
#79. Since Pussy never had thought, nor would she think, that women shouldn't have abortions, she had to come to terms with the realization that to be human, and woman, includes the possibility and even the act of murder.
Kathy Acker
#80. What I know now is that gallant young men rarely get pussy. Put it on a sampler and hang it in your kitchen.
Stephen King
#81. Look, I know everything is shitty right now, but if you don't stop acting like such a bitch, someones gonna fuck that pussy on your face.
Tucker Max
#82. Tate snorted. "Do I look like a pussy to you?"
"No," Bones replied with a ghost of a smile. "You look like the same stubborn, reckless, devoted sod I've almost killed a hundred times over, which is why you're perfect for the job.
Jeaniene Frost
#84. Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?
Andrew Dice Clay
#85. I'm not wild ... pussy," I said, stumbling over the last word and feeling my face heat. Desperately, I tried searching for a word that adequately described exactly what I was and came up empty. "I'm ... dusty pussy," I finished with a sigh, feeling ridiculous.
Madeline Sheehan
#87. If you know me at all, then you'll know this isn't an empty threat from a pussy who likes to knock women around. This is coming from a man. A man who'll laugh all the way to the gas chamber as your mother cries all thew ay to your fucking grave. Do you understand me?
Gail McHugh
#88. Thank you for my surprise. Now, I won't be able to eat a caramel without thinking about being balls deep inside your sweet, warm pussy.
Ella Frank
#89. I want you like this forever," he whispers. "Spread open on my lap, your skin in my hands, your pussy hot and tight around my fingers. You are so fucking beautiful.
Anonymous
#90. Honestly, it's the most you can ask of men sometimes. They're so wound up, so buried beneath layers of "boys don't cry," and "pussy," and "man up," that they don't even know how to feel about anything. I should know.
Lisa Unger
#91. Andi was forbidden fruit, and even if she wasn't, there was no way a pure country bumpkin like her could handle a self-confessed pussy pounding warrior like me.
Kirsty Dallas
#92. I want to play with your pussy while I drive. I'm going to keep you talking the whole way, so I can hear your voice break as I get you hotter and hotter.
Joey W. Hill
#93. She must have a voodoo pussy or something.
K. Bromberg
#94. You long legged little fucker. I've always got to get your little pussy down here where I can get to it,
Scott Hildreth
#95. Ah, sweetheart, I don't fuck around with virgins." His head dipped, teeth closing around her ear and tugging. "But I'll get down on my knees and eat that untouched pussy like a motherfucker.
Tessa Bailey
#96. His sister. Oh, shit. I'd eaten my best friend's sister's pussy. And I liked it. I was going to hell.
Belle Aurora
#97. You are not in charge, Cannon Blackwell. You do not eat my pussy or pay my bills, so you don't get a say.
S.E. Hall
#98. The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.
Whitney Gracia Williams
#99. Wow," she said. "That's one sweet pussy tattoo. Only you could make that look manly.
Jenni Moen
#100. His nostrils flared then,and he lifted his head."Oh,God,Princess.Your scent.As much as I would love to see you work your cunt again,up close and personal this time,I must have you,taste you.Fuck,I want to drown in you,bury my face in your pussy and lap up every drop."
~Lucian Roman
Laura Wright
