Top 55 Whitney Gracia Williams Quotes
#1. Emotional Distress (n.): A negative emotional reaction - which may include fear, anger, anxiety, and suffering
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#2. I got an 'A' in Business Marketing in college!- as if that means a goddamn thing in the real world ...
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#3. I'd overheard her several times on her lunch breaks, talking about how she wanted to be married before she turned twenty five. She also apparently wanted to be a stay-at-home mom with six kids, and live in a house in the suburbs. In other words, she was completely out of her fucking mind.
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#5. I want to be friends with someone who's interested in more than my pussy."
"I'm interested in your mouth too.
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#7. Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with that over my face at night, feel free to let me know.
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#8. Then the two of us stood staring at one another. I had no idea what the fuck just happened, and only a part of me liked it. The other half loved it.
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#10. What are you doing?'
If I texted back too soon, he would think I wasn't doing anything and then he would probably try to come over. I watched another episode before texting him again: 'Watching Kim K. shop for a dress. You?'
He texted back: 'Standing outside your door'.
Shit!
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#11. Did you know that when most people get sentenced to prison, they get care packages, money orders, even a phone call on their first day?" She clenched her jaw. "I got divorce papers." "I told you I'd write.
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#13. You're not going to try to guess my name?" She smiled.
"I just realized that you weren't my janitor today. What do you have?
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#16. I know you love the way I fuck you, Aubrey ... " He looked into my eyes, forcing his cock even deeper into my pussy. "And I know you've touched yourself every night this week, wishing it was my cock inside of you instead of your fingers.
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#17. Are you sure? Is there anything else outside of my comfort zone that you'd like me to do for you tonight?
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#18. Do you know that men like you - relationship avoiders, are the type that typically fall the hardest?" "Did they teach you that at Wal-Mart?
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#19. And the Latin quote across your heart? What does it mean?" "Lie about one thing, lie about it all ...
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#20. Just because someone from your past hurt you doesn't mean that every woman after her will.
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#21. So, the white roses and the "He's just yelling at you because he knows you're the best. Don't let him get to you," note that was on the hood of my car today wasn't from you?" I hung up.
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#22. It would be nice to have some amazing sex before I leave for culinary school."
"Then have some, I can help you with that."
"What? Not with you with you. Are you out of your mind?"
"I'm definitely not talking about sex with me. You wouldn't be able to handle me ... "
"Please!
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#24. Are you going to promote every man that flirts with me?"
"no. I'll fire whoever does it next.
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#25. Things are going to catch up to you one day, asshole!" She yells as I step into the hallway. "Karma is one hell of a bitch!" "I know." I toss back. "I fucked her two weeks ago ...
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#28. Why do you want to be a lawyer, Miss Everhart?" "I enjoy screwing people over," she said. "I figure I might as well get paid for it.
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#29. Thank you for telling me that my dick is in your prayers. I'd prefer if it was in your mouth.
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#31. Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel.
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#32. The only tool your pussy needs is my tongue. It's here whenever you want it, and it works in a "VARIETY" of ways.
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#34. Really, though? Have I ever told you how deep you are?"
"No." He smiled as he got out of the car. "But that's only because you and I have never fucked ...
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#35. I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress is amazing.)
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#36. I've been in love with you for damn-near my entire life, and the only regret I have is that I didn't realize it sooner.
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#37. You've been there for every moment of my life and I've been there for yours, too. I do love you. I am in love with you.
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#39. Do you ... " I shook my head. "Do you honestly think saying shit like that is a turn-on?" "Yes ...
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#40. I don't want you accusing me of treating you like all my other dates."
"Does that mean you won't fuck me at the end?"
"It means I won't leave you at the end.
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#41. I should've seen this coming miles away; should've known that you would never bare your soul to me like I bared mine to you.
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#42. And lastly, the reason I was definitely ending this relationship sooner than later, was her new and weird-ass sex fetish: She liked to crawl around the room on all fours and purr like a kitten before and after sex. She even "meowed" when she came.
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#44. I was planning to end this phase after a few weeks, but after one particular meeting, the lead advisor asked me not to come back. She said she'd noticed that every time I was asked to give a suggestion about an ex-husband to a grieving divorcee, I always said, You should have him murdered.
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#45. Tell me that you don't want to fuck me," he said. "That you don't want me to bury my cock deep inside of you right now.
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#46. Could you help Miss Everhart find her way out of my office? And could you please have the janitor check my floors for fucking superglue? ***
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#47. Casual sex. Nothing more. Nothing Less. That line wasn't there for decoration, and it was in bold print for a reason.
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#48. When I first saw you tonight," he lowered his voice and whispered in my ear, "I wanted to drag you out of here, drive you home, and fuck you in every room of my house for the rest of the weekend.
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#50. I was pretty sure I loved him, and not in the way I loved him before. This was different. This was "I needed to have him every hour of the day," "be around him whenever I could", and "do whatever I could to have him" type of way.
From the way he looked at me, I could tell he felt the same.
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#51. How much longer do you think you'll be able to keep doing this?"
"Keep doing what?"
"Chatting someone up for a week, fucking her, and moving on the the next. How much longer?"
"Until my dick stops working.
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#53. Andrew this is where you take all your dates ... "
"And?"
My heart sank. "Do you not see why bringing me here would hurt my feelings?"
"Would you prefer the Marriott?
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#54. I think you're sexy as fuck, and if you weren't my best friend, and this wasn't a dream, I'd totally fuck you right now ...
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