Asa Akira Quotes

#1. Still in bed at noon.
Everyday is Saturday,
when you are a whore.

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#2. Bruised knees cramp my style.
They scream cheap whore,
when I am an expensive one.

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#3. Going comando.
Shaved my pussy just in case.
I should trip and fall.

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#4. Yes. Corey Feldman Lookalike was coming toward me. Corey Feldman Lookalike arrives in front of Asa. COREY FELDMAN LOOKALIKE Hi, I'm Corey Feldman.

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#5. Ancient whore secret:
to give enjoyable head,
enjoy giving head.

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#6. HAIKU Dropped a blueberry Under the oven it rolls Goodbye, forever

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#7. It just goes to show you - for every woman you jerk off to, there's a tired husband/boyfriend/significant other jerking off to some other bitch. October

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#8. But life is too short to masturbate silently,

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#9. Zero cavities.
Two abortions. One divorce.
Thirty years on Earth.

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#10. Home at six AM.
Is it still a walk of shame?
I was shooting porn.

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#11. Serial killing
definition: must hit three,
just like a gangbang.

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#12. If a girl has baby wipes in her house, but no baby - I'd say she will most likely be down to let you put it in her ass. "I

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#13. I wondered if there would ever come a time in my life where I wouldn't measure distance by the amount of time it would take for a person to physically come on to me.

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#14. I think I'll go to yoga to clear this negative energy before today's orgy scene. I wanna go in with a positive attitude. November

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#15. We're all just the product of a vaginal creampie

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#16. I feel like...if you're in the shower with a boy, and he doesn't pee on you, he's not that into you. May

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#17. One day I'll be a grandma who's been gangbanged.

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