Top 100 Tiffany Reisz Quotes
#1. He's bald," she said.
"He shaved the top of his head because he felt his hair acted as a barrier between him and God."
"Wow. Really?"
"No.
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#3. A love story is not the same as a romance novel. A romance novel is the story of two people falling in love against their will. This is a story of two people who leave each other against their will. It starts to end the minute they meet.
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#4. I'd always thought there was something wrong with me," he confessed. "I thought I was wrong to want this."
And she knew he wasn't weeping because of the sadness or shock, but because all babies cry when they're born.
Nora & Michael
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#5. Why?"
"Because I said so," and I never once said you were freed from your vow to obey me. So obey me."
"Can you please order me to punch your face? I'll obey that order."
"Later, perhaps. I have nothing but respect for your sadistic side.
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#6. It's easy to believe in God when you wake up every morning knowing you are completely and unconditionally loved.
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#7. The one-drop rule had never made any sense to him. If one drop of black blood made you black, why didn't one drop of white blood make you white? And hadn't anyone noticed yet that everybody's blood was red?
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#10. Because there is nothing I wouldn't do to protect you, Eleanor. Nothing I wouldn't do to help you. And nothing I wouldn't do to save you. Nothing.
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#11. She'll be in a better mood once we're done with her.
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#12. Yeah, equal pay for equal work and our bodies ourselves and Gloria Steinem and all that jazz ... but in that dusty dark little corner of every woman's heart where we keep our maps of Tierra del Fuego lives the hunger to fetch a powerful man his slippers on her hands and knees.
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#14. He's a bastard, that blond monster." "You know you love him." "Entirely against my will," Kingsley said, "and with all my heart.
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#15. I'll give you a hint," the woman said with a smile that held no friendliness at all. "You've slept with my husband."
"That doesn't winnow the field down as much as you think it would.
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#16. You know I'm a writer. I can't tell you everything in the beginning. Then there's no point to the story.
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#17. You were in love, not stupid. They're two very different diseases with identical symptoms.
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#18. Her hotline rang.
"Mistress Nora's House of Ill Repute. How may I direct your cock?"
"You aren't cute," Kingsley said.
"I beg to differ. I'm fucking precious.
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#20. There's a lady in Midtown who does amazing therapeutic massage."
"I don't need a massage."
"I can see if she gives happy endings."
"I might need a massage.
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#21. Keeping me a virgin waiting for him for so long proved he owned me even more than fucking me would have.
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#22. If Satan gave you instructions for writing the book report from Hell, it would closely resemble those of a Ph.D. dissertation.
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#23. One less reason for men to be in the world if women could zip their dresses up all alone. "You
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#24. Fucking you all night is part of the Boyfriend Experience. If you want me to fuck you only once and then fall asleep five seconds after, that's the Husband Experience.
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#25. She picked a sorrel mare with four white socks named Scarlett. Levi wasn't about to ride his favorite stallion, Rhett - Tamara would read too much into that - so he saddled Ashley, the one gelding in the stables, instead. You
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#26. Women tend to fall in love with me when I take my clothes off.
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#28. K-dar," Nora said and tapped the side of her nose. "Kinksters can smell it on each other.
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#29. French Vanilla," Kingsley said. "What's that?" "Vanilla with a strong libido and a taste for anal." "I can see that.
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#30. You laugh as hard as you cry. And you give pain as beautifully as you take it. And when you love, you love harder than anyone I have ever known so it's no surprise you hurt this much.
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#31. He'd taken a wrong turn somewhere and found himself wandering the back alleys of hell.
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#32. Your mind must be the most marvelous playground." "I think my mental swing sets are rusty.
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#33. You are so in love with your own profligate freedom that you refuse to even be grateful to another person lest you be weighed down by the smallest shred of guilt or obligation.
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#34. The church can proscribe anything and everything it wants to, but the church is still made up entirely of human beings. Heaping rule upon rule on our congregations isn't going to make anyone holier. It'll serve only to add to the guilt that is endemic in our churches.
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#35. But I wasn't done," she pouted, no longer hungry for anything but him.
"Yes, you were."
"Yes, sir."
"Lay down on your back."
"Very yes, sir.
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#36. Find a way to make pumpkin spice bourbon, and you'll be a billionaire.
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#37. We made a deal. I can top, but not bottom."
"Are you secretly a gay man?" Zachary eyed her curiously.
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#38. Mon Dieu, the entire vanilla world has taken over my house. Fine. Both of you stay. Have tea. Turn everyone in my house boring.
-Kingsley
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#39. I'm on the world's best birth control." "Okay," he sighed. More than okay. Her body burned like fire around him and he groaned as her heat enveloped him. She moved and he moved with her, into her. "If you're sure, ma'am." "Very sure," she said, moving against him. "Learned that the hard way.
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#40. He turned to Kingsley. "You and what army?"
"I don't need an army."
"What? Are you the French James Bond or something?"
"Of course not. James Bond is vanilla.
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#41. If you come back to me," he said, making a rare concession, "will you run or crawl?"
Nora had pressed her whole body into him at that moment. Resting her head on his strong shoulder, she watched as a tear forged a river down his long and muscled back.
"I'll fly.
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#43. I wish I'd never married you. For your sake. Not mine." She
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#44. You're not a normal priest, are you?'
He gave her a smile that hit her like a slap to the face and a kiss on the mouth all at once.
'My God, I hope not.
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#45. Hurt but do not harm?" Zach asked. "What's the difference?"
"Hurt is a bruise on the outside." Nora sipped her mineral water delicately. "Harm is a bruise on the inside. If you're a masochist, pain feels like love to you. Not being hurt is what hurts.
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#46. God, I know You're probably still pissed about Soren, and I don't really blame You. But please don't take Your wrath out on Wesley. Flog me all You want. He doesn't deserve it.
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#47. I love the scent of winter. I love the scent of winter enough to suffer the cold for it.
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#48. I'm keeping it," he said.
"Okay. But you have to give me something in return."
"What would you like? And please keep your requests above the neck.
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#49. I'm inside you. I am officially the luckiest man on the planet.
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#50. How are you going to get revenge against dead people? Dig 'em up and stake 'em through the heart?"
"I asked myself that same question, and I think I know the answer. You destroy what they loved, and you love what they destroyed.
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#51. Welcome to the world of being owned. You'll like it. Until you hate it. Nora
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#52. It's good to live in the past. It's sexier here
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#53. I think his accent got me pregnant," Maxine said. "I think I passed out. I need mouth to mouth. Kingsley's mouth," Katie said. "I think I need a trip to Manhattan," Jessika said. "And birth control. Lots of birth control." "I think you all need to go jump in the pond," Nora said.
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#54. The dead can't love the living but the living can love the dead, and that was the greatest tragedy of her life. "You
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#55. My Jewel, I can't give you my whole heart. But the part of it I can give you is the part that isn't scarred and isn't broken. I'll give you the best of me and protect you from the worst for the rest of my life.
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#56. Everyone who knows anything knows the things that can harm you are always the things closest to you. Hello?
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#57. Then I'll say that I once cut the living, beating heart out of my own chest," she said, her voice devoid of its usual flippancy. "I survived that amputation. I'll survive this one.
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#58. What had brought them together was the very thing that kept them apart.
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#59. I keep forgetting who I'm dealing with. The Queen of Kink."
"I'm a trained submissive. More like King's Consort. I'm not worthy to hold actual rank," she said with a wink.
"Well, I'm honored to consort with you."
Eleanor gave him her best wicked grin. "Then consort with me already.
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#60. If you saw the crowd I used to run with ... let's just say we put the original in original sin.
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#61. He has to play hard to get hard, I know that. I'm okay with that. More than okay.
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#62. The things she could do with her mouth would blow any man off course.
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#63. You call the police if your car gets stolen. You don't call them for anything that matters.
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#64. We had a priest like you when I was a girl," she said. "We called him Father What-A-Waste.
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#65. What did you pray for?" Griffin asked.
"Nothing," she said.
"Nothing?"
"I tried," she said. "But I kept having sex flashbacks from last night. Don't worry. God's used to this from me.
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#66. When one is a monster, one does well to beware knights in shining armor.
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#67. I want you inside me," he said simply ... "I will beg you for it if you order me to. And I'll beg you for it even if you don't.
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#68. Kiss me, I'm horny."
"Best four words ever spoken.
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#69. Almost anyone can lie on their back, close their eyes and think of France."
"It's England."
"Why would anyone think of England during sex?
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#70. Eleanor?"
"Yeah?"
He gave her a smile, this one showing his kindness and concern.
"I will take care of you. Forever.
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#71. So you think we can be friends?" Elle asked. "No jealousy? No awkwardness?"
"Jealousy is a sign of insecurity. He adores me," Juliette said.
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#72. Kingsley, before you say anything that could land you or me in jail, you should know you're on speaker phone with your fan club," Nora said. "Did you know you had a fan club?"
"Non," he said. "But I'm not surprised.
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#73. S&M is as psychological as it is physical and sexual, Zach. Imagine being as deep inside a woman's mind as you are inside her body.
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#74. My God, did you just say 'fuck'? You're a good, clean Methodist. You don't swear.
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#75. He was so handsome she wanted to demand an apology from him.
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#76. Hell is fine. Surely God wants nothing to do with us, anyway.
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#77. A man in love with a woman in love with another man is the second most desperate creature on the earth."
"What's the first?"
"A man in love with a man in love with another woman."
Eleanor laughed. Kingsley didn't.
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#78. Life is a symphony composed by God, played by us with preludes, themes, movements, passages ... and wrong notes, so many wrong notes. Heaven is where we get to hear the music played perfectly for the first time.
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#79. I gave him my death as a gift. And now I'm taking it back.
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#80. Don't make me laugh. You begged for it. Night after night, you begged for it."
"Of course I did. Pain is the only way you know how to show love."
"It's not the only way I know how to show love. It's the only way I chose to with you.
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#81. Bourbon." "You're putting bourbon in iced tea?" "Putting bourbon in sweet tea, man. That's my Truth Serum. You gonna love it." "Sweet tea and bourbon? Damn, I think I love it already," Levi said. Bowen
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#82. It's been a long time since I felt something like hope. Don't ask me to give it up for Netflix and a Prius.
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#83. I want to own you," Griffin whispered into Michael's ear. Michael smiled and for the first time in his life knew exactly what to say and how to say it. "You already do.
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#84. Feel free to ruin my reputation. I wasn't using it anyway." "Count
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#85. Let go with me. Let me comfort you with my body ... there's no shame in forgetting for a night even if you know you'll remember in the morning.
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#86. He'd learned a long time ago that when the woman in his life was behaving strangely, his best bet was to take his clothes off.
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#87. Sometimes I think I'm kinky because I fantasize about slapping you. And then I realize I really just want to slap you.
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#88. It is here that love is to be found - not hidden away in corners but in the midst of occasions of sin.
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#89. Good," Kingsley said. "Now let's build a kingdom.
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#90. Good boy. You are dismissed for the moment. But stay close."
Griffin rose to his feet and leaned over.
"I'll stay so close you'll think I'm inside you.
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#91. I hope our children look like you. They would be beautiful then. I don't want ugly children. I'm very shallow.
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#92. Eleanor wrapped her arms around aniel's neck as he lowered her feet to the cold floor. She leaned into him and inhaled his scent - warm and clean with the slightest hing of fireplace smoke - and committed it to memory.
"Don't worry," she said, finally letting him go. "I miss you already.
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#93. It's medieval," Marcus said. "You might as well walk down the street in a suit of armor.
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#94. A cello on a winter night in the midst of a frozen city - that was what his voice sounded like.
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#95. Beatriz loved him?
"I have to love her back for the rest of my life," he said to himself. "It's the only gentlemanly thing to do.
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#96. It smelled like heaven, like love, like home and family and Sunday mornings at her grandparents' house. It smelled like...Bacon.
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#97. If it's an abomination, Dad, you're just doing it wrong. Bear down hard, then release. It'll fit better.
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#98. My story. I inherited it."
"I think I'd rather inherit money than a story."
"I have that, too, not entirely by my choice."
"You don't want to be rich?"
"God favors the poor. But don't tell rich people that. It'll hurt their little feelings.
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#99. Five minutes." He set the alarm. "Ready?"
"Yes, sir."
"You're trying to get me to fuck you by calling me 'sir,' aren't you? It will work. But not yet.
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#100. God, you're tight," Ben groaned.
"That was a good groan?" Beatriz asked.
"The best groan. I could live and die inside you.
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