Quotes About Pussy

#1. Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh?
I put the pussy in a sarcophagus

Kanye West

#2. If you hating, you just need some pussy.

Lil' Wayne

#3. All bands eventually break up because of one or more of the four P's: power, property, prestiege, pussy.

Dave Mustaine

#4. But then again, those who argue against squatting and deadlifting on the same day may just be pussies.

Mark Rippetoe

#5. You are the Worst Kind of Animal. A Butcher by Day and a Pussy Cat by Night.

Monroe Ariel

#6. Look at you. Grinding that little pussy on me.

Anonymous

#7. Do you taste that?" I ask, pressing the pads of my fingertips onto her tongue. "That's the taste of the pussy I'm about to fuck.

Sierra Simone

#8. It's a hundred dollars for ten minutes." "Fuck, that's a lot! She doesn't have a golden pussy!" I hear the Bogeyman laugh that nasty laugh of his. It's slow and deep, making me even more scared. "Her pussy is golden, you'll be the first. So pay up or get your filthy ass out of my trailer!

Michelle Horst

#9. I'm your fucking mate. This?" I cupped her pussy as I slid my fingers out of her, making her moan and shiver from the pressure of my palm against her swollen and sensitive clit. "This is mine now.

Ellis Leigh

#10. I just got really desperate to pay rent. It was weird, man. I had to wrestle a fake pussy off a crack head once.

Gold Panda

#11. Got that super soaker pussy pop like cola coka. Plus it's tighter than a choker, got em smilin like the joker.

Nicki Minaj

#12. Make that dirty pussy come on my cock, Mia. Come all over it.

Nina G. Jones

#13. I'm yours. My pleasure is yours. My wet pussy is yours. You own me, Jonathan. You are the master of my fuck.

C.D. Reiss

#14. Actually, I wouldn't mind a Malibu and coke."
"You're having a fucking pint."
"Is my choice of drink too gay for you?"
"Malibu and coke is a pussy drink. Last I heard you were strictly anti-pussy.

L.A. Gilbert

#15. The Guild focuses on the ones paying attention to pussy," Ristan remarked crudely. "If we were all dead-set on bedding your women, would you not take offense?

Amelia Hutchins

#16. Maybe my pussy wasn't good enough for him. You know what? Fuck you, you slutty, obnoxious, turd. My pussy is prime pussy.

K.M. Golland

#17. Rendall's first law of jealousy: jealousy does the cock harder and pussy wetter.

Erica Jong

#18. This grown man who now phones his father to say, Motherfucker, I ain't seen pussy so long, I'd throw stones at it.

David Sedaris

#19. It's as if every soft curve of her fantastic figure was made solely for my pleasure and punishment; her pussy made strictly for my cock to fuck. Every inch of her was made for me and only me and I'm not letting this one go. She's mine.

Ella Dominguez

#20. Pussy, however, refused to get down.

L.M. Montgomery

#21. Claws." She pointed to her pussy. "Delicate bits." She shook her finger at him. "So not chocolate and peanut butter.

Dana Marie Bell

#22. Who got the baddest pussy on the planet? D boys love me, they don't understand it.

Nicki Minaj

#23. I want to be friends with someone who's interested in more than my pussy."
"I'm interested in your mouth too.

Whitney Gracia Williams

#24. I can pick your lock anytime I want a taste of your pussy.

Ainsley Booth

#25. Add now you're mine. Do you understand that? You don't give this pussy to anyone else while we're playing. You're mine.

Jaci Burton

#26. If you put pussy willows in water, they'll blossom and then die. Just put them in the vase alone, and they'll stay beautiful forever.

Lois Lowry

#27. Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?!

Redd Foxx

#28. Addison:"Well,she's not your type."
Vincent:"Sweetness,if a girl's got tits and a warm pussy,she's my type.

Laura Wright

#29. If my father is walking around going, 'Mmm, pussy,' he's thinking about eating the cat.

Greg Behrendt

#30. Gently he probed her mouth, his tongue stroking hers in an erotic rhythm that had her nipples tightening and her pussy dampening.

Savannah Stuart

#31. My pussy game cold, when he hit it he say burrrr

Nicki Minaj

#32. Despite my funny feeling about her, I regretfully obliged to his interest in pursuing a sexual relationship with her. I knew James only wanted the pussy, but I could see in Raven's eyes that she wanted more.

Jessica N. Watkins

#33. This is the problem with pussy: When you want it you can't get it, and when you don't want it, you get it and then you can't get it out of your fucking head.

K. Bromberg

#34. Don't be a pussy. don't shy away from a situation just because it's tough. if you need to protect the one you love or things are tough at work ... pin those ears back and remember who the fuck you are.

Duff McKagan

#35. Going comando.
Shaved my pussy just in case.
I should trip and fall.

Asa Akira

#36. I'm more interested in humanity in general than pussy in the exact.

Charles Bukowski

#37. leaving Will to stand by and watch, wearing that stupid grin he never seemed to shake anymore. I missed his ironic scowl. I missed his insistence that we were a bunch of pussies. God, he was the biggest fucking pussy now.

Christina Lauren

#38. Contrary to your unfounded and silly assumptions, I do not have a panty fetish and I do not sleep with them over my face at night. I do, however, have a new fetish for your pussy, and if you're interested in letting me sleep with that over my face at night, feel free to let me know.

Whitney Gracia Williams

#39. Life is hard, kid. you gotta be harder. you gotta take it on and fight for it and be a fucking man about how you live it. if you're too much of a pussy to do that, then maybe you should leave, 'cause you're dead already

James Frey

#40. Prime Minister Dmitry Medvedev can no longer attend concerts by his favorite group Deep Purple without having to fear that the musicians will wear T-shirts with Pussy Riot written on them.

Alexei Navalny

#41. You like pink?" Cole touched her again though the damp material. "Yes, Rachel, especially your sweet pink pussy.

Ella Frank

#42. I'm gonna tie you up and kiss that sweet pussy for a while. I want to hear you say my name when you come on my lips.

Christina Lauren

#43. He was inside her, not just her soaked pussy, but in all the complex turbulent and dark mazes that were Marguerite. He wanted to be there forever, wanted to keep her safe and unafraid, give her pleasure and happiness.

Joey W. Hill

#44. Well you've got a job and I've heard it before, and you're in the same line as Pussy Galore.

Steve Miller

#45. It doesn't get much more forbidden than hot, tight step-daughter pussy.

Vincent Drake

#46. I bet you she's a pussy cat underneath all that attitude. "A pussy cat?" His friend almost choked. "More like a deadly cougar with sharp claws." "Lucky for her I've got a broad back for scratching and super healing powers. I wonder what it takes to get her to purr,

Eve Langlais

#47. It's completely juvenile but it doesn't stop me from reaching out as if to catch her kiss and bring it to my lips. I look like a pussy, but what can I say? Love makes you do silly things and catching an air kiss would definitely fall under that category.

Georgia Cates

#48. Our Nora has a magic pussy. It's the opposite of the Bermuda Triangle. Lost men sail into it and then find themselves.

Tiffany Reisz

#49. I like the rough feel of denim against my pussy. Even more after rough sex.

Willow Madison

#50. He said to tell you that he has me and Sophie. He's going to kill us if you don't do what he says. He's also a giant fucking pussy, and I think when you catch him, you should let me cut out his balls with a dull spoon before shooting him in the head.

Joanna Wylde

#51. Do you have my pussy? Oh God, cat!
Do you have my cat?

M.A. Stacie

#52. I took my AlDS test. You start reflecting ... You start thinking about every nasty, skank-ass ... It's like the movie Scrooge, and the Ghost of Pussy Past comes.

Chris Rock

#53. Mazda paid little attention to Sartre.

"What's the matter? Afraid that you'll lose to a man? A mere mortal?"

This caught Mazda's attention.

"If you don't come and get me, I'll tell everyone that I beat a god. A giant pussy of a god.

Dylan Callens

#54. I don't do anything half-ass. And if I was gonna fuck you, believe me, you'd feel the effect of my cock in your pussy for a week and the only thing on your mind would be when I'd come back and do it again.

C.D. Reiss

#55. Don't scuff your Choo's by tripping over my statement, because at thirty-four you are smoking hot and I would fuck you if I found pussy the least bit tempting.

A.R. Senault

#56. His voice was hot-wired to my pussy. I

Kresley Cole

#57. The whole neighborhood knew about her and her friendly pussy. _

Markita Hall

#58. Pussy punch: when a twat tap just isn't enough

Tara Sivec

#59. You lucky bitch. He's packing and eats pussy like it's his job. What's that website again?

Kathryn Perez

#60. His fingers fucked her slowly as he lowered his head and purred."Oh,so beautiful.So pink.Every inch of you cries for me.Eating your sweet pussy makes my cock cry too."
He covered her clit with his mouth and drew the bud into his wet heat,suckling it as he'd suckled her swollen tit.

Laura Wright

#61. Florida was like a pathetic, flaccid cock unable to
work it up. Meanwhile, Cuba sat waiting like a big, wet
pussy, not even a hundred miles out.

Arthur Graham

#62. She could feel her pussy lips starting to swell like she had overdosed on lip plumper. Like she had fucked a gang of angry bees.

Debra Anastasia

#63. Give 'em a pussy invite.

Lil' Kim

#64. I would. I'm just too, I'm kind of, a pussy, I guess. That's the problem. But, no, I'd love to. I think everybody should do open mics. I think it's very healthy for your soul. So yeah, I'd love to do it again, but I don't know. It's like I'm cutting a record if I do open mic now, so, I don't know.

Robert Pattinson

#65. There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.

Richard Pryor

#66. In high school, I dressed up as every James Bond girl. I was a teenage Pussy Galore.

Winona Ryder

#67. Jane Austen vs. My Penis [20w]
"It is a truth universally that a single man
in possession of a penis must be in want of pussy.

Beryl Dov

#68. I'm not really saddened that [Pussy Riot] ended up in jail, though there is nothing good in that. What saddens me is that they took things to such a level, here, from my point of view, that they degraded the dignity of women.

Vladimir Putin

#69. Princess, you need to let go of my head so I can finish eating this sweet pussy.

Harper Sloan

#70. Pain today, pussy tomorrow.

Bobby Adair

#71. Roamin' here, roamin' there, roamin' in my underwear, I got a sweetie covered in hair, She's all pussy everywhere

Margaret Atwood

#72. He always held that panic was the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people faced with hungry saber-toothed tigers could be divided very simply into those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent brute!" and "Here, pussy.

Terry Pratchett

#73. A lot of times females are in charge because they kind of have the pussy power. If they say, "I'm you're prostitute," then they mean, "I'm the power."

Lykke Li

#74. So are you saying it wasn't my cock that filled your pussy with come? It wasn't my
seed that grew inside you? It wasn't me you saw each time you looked in her eyes?

B.B. Reid

#75. positioned the head of the larger cock against her pussy

Alexis Adaire

#76. Do you think I'd even touch you now? You know what I used to call you? Pussy-on-the-Premises. You were convenient when I needed to blow a load, Fallon.

Anonymous

#77. Locking the door behind Preacher, Knuckles turned to Debbie, a strained smile on his face. "You ain't got no gun, right Debbie darling?" He pointed to the words on his T-shirt - PEACE, LOVE, AND PUSSY. "'Cause, I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Madeline Sheehan

#78. I only inched the tip in, but dammit to fucking hell if you milking the head of my cock doesn't have me wanting to blow my load. Do not fucking move your tight pussy one tenth of a centimeter until I can stop myself. Fuck!

Charisse Spiers

#79. Jan was an excellent fuck ... she had a tight pussy and she took it like it was a knife that was killing her.

Charles Bukowski

#80. No. I think you've imprinted on this girl's pussy.

Elle Kennedy

#81. It's chick flick disguised as a sword-and-sorcery picture. The only genre film with less balls is probably ... freakin' Legend. Anyone who actually enjoys Ladyhawke is a bona fide USDA-choice pussy!

Ernest Cline

#82. He's hot as fuck and eats pussy like it the Last Supper,

Anonymous

#83. It's ... it's such a weird thing. After Garden State, so many companies wanted to make my movies, and after The Last Kiss, I realized people would make anything I was in. As long as I keep this up I'll be swimming in chubby indie girl pussy.

Zach Braff

#84. If you sell the Vatican and you take that money and you use it to feed every single human being on the planet, you will get cah-azy pussy. All the pussy. I don't mean literally. That might not be your cup of tea. I don't know what your version of 'all the pussy' is. But you'll get all the pussy.

Sarah Silverman

#85. That was some powerful shit. Like mind and pussy-numbing, fuckilepsy inducing, reproductive organ-exploding powerful. You really are some kind of flogger wielding sex God.

Ella Dominguez

#86. Never had he felt a pussy this amazing - so hot, wet, suctioning, and oh-so-tight around him.

Suzanne Wright

#87. When he tears his mouth from mine, he moves his lips near my ear and whispers, You're mine. Every inch of you belongs to me. From your sweet mouth to your even sweeter pussy and when I want it, you better give it to me.

Aurora Rose Reynolds

#88. Dress the pussy for her nighty and follow her piggytails up their way to Winkyland.

James Joyce

#89. Everything that anyone would ever look for is usually where they find it.

Margaret Wise Brown

#90. Well kids, I am heading out. I have a hot date with brand new pussy tonight," Josh announced without a care in the world.

Rachel Brookes

#91. Shh." His breath at her ear sent a delicious shiver down her spine. "Be very quiet and very still or everyone will know I'm fingering your pussy under this blanket. It needs to be our little secret, doesn't it, baby girl?

Tessa Bailey

#92. You're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.

Dave Matthes

#93. I touch her again, another teasing press of my fingers to her pussy. She's so soft and wet. I want to put my mouth on her. Suck her. Bite her. Lick her. Fuck her with my tongue. Fuck her with my fingers.

Monica Murphy

#94. And you didn't think things would be different after I'd gone down on you?After I'd tasted your sweet pussy?

Savannah Stuart

#95. Why hasn't Marie shot you yet?" "Because I'm not in denial about what my cock wants," Horse replied. "I piss her off, I get no pussy. Watch and learn.

Joanna Wylde

#96. Mitch stood. "How is this my fault? I'm not the one with the pussy that drains the life from a man!"
"And i'm not the one hung like an overendowed donkey

Shelly Laurenston

#97. You can't be a pussy all your life Todd. Someday you're just gonna have to say fuck it.

Donald Ray Pollock

#98. You want me?" he breathed. "You want my mouth on your pussy, sucking it until you scream, or my cock back inside it? Tell me how you need it, and I'll give it to you.

Cherrie Lynn

#99. He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day and looks like a pussy today.

Tank Abbott

#100. face-to-pussy resuscitation

Helena Hunting