Top 100 Quotes About Porn
#2. The dykes versus the fags, but every straight man in the U.S who watched porn wanted to see two women getting off together. Lesbians held a unique place in the intolerant American psyche: it was the men who lay with men who challenged the words of the Holy Bible
Jenna Hilary Sinclair
#3. It was October in Pennsylvania and on the first morning the ground was frosted. As I walked to breakfast, some guy yelled out, 'Thirteen inches in the Poconos.'
'Is that I porn film?' I asked.
George Hodgman
#4. What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table, horizontal, minus your clothes, doing the Big Deed.
Becca Fitzpatrick
#5. After the church ceased to exist, an outfit calling itself the First Amendment Protection Society, Inc. - the largest operator of adult bookstores, topless bars, Internet porn sites, and karaoke cocktail lounges in the United States - intimidated
Dean Koontz
#6. Marihuana is a World Wide Problem.
It is Connected to Sex and Porn Addiction.
It is Weakness, itself.
P. Hermans
September 13, 2016
Petra Hermans
#7. Not looking up at me, his smile widened. "I'm reading your porn."
Smacking his foot as I walked by, I scoffed, "That's not porn ... it's romance.
S.C. Stephens
#8. And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither a porn star or a prostitute.
Kristin Walker
#9. Plum guessed it stood to reason that out of all these billions of books at least one of them had to be dragon porn.
Lev Grossman
#10. Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
#11. He didn't look anything like the blokes on that gay porn channel Rory had clicked on by mistake when he'd been trying to find out how to make a daisy chain for Leo.
J.L. Merrow
#12. I'm done. I'm going to go to bed and read important books about theater."
"It would would be easier if you just said porn," Scarlett said.
"No idea what you're talking about. But knock first if you need me.
Maureen Johnson
#14. Oh, and a huge Federal Building that looked like it was being molested by a giant steel pterodactyl, but evidently that was just the government trying to get away from their standard bomb shelter architecture to something more aesthetically appealing, especially if you liked Godzilla porn.
Christopher Moore
#15. What? You two basically skipped first base and are halfway to second because you've already watched porn together.
Megan Erickson
#16. Let me make sure I have this straight. The cavalry just now rode into town and it's a Czech Gypsy porn-star zombie killer. Have I got that right?
Richard Kadrey
#17. They were looking at videos, and the woman was giggling quietly, as they often do in porn stores, unable to believe what they're seeing, the monuments men have built to vaginas and to the very notion of sex.
Drew Nellins Smith
#18. Yeah, I give you two a day before you end up killing one another," Nicholas remarks with a laugh."Seriously, it;s like watching mild porn, watching you two eye fuck each other every two seconds.
Jessica Sorensen
#19. When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own detriment. When such a child breaks free, don't be surprised to see him/her in porn movies.
Michael Bassey Johnson
#20. Only in porn did people appear to need sex as badly as she needed it right that minute.
Christine Warren
#21. Ryder had her laptop. He had access to all of her saved porn. All of it. And there was a lot. Like, more than there reasonably should be.
Helena Hunting
#22. My sister thought about it for a few moments. "Well, that's boring," she said finally. "Why can't you read porn of something fun that I could borrow?"
I laughed. "Maybe later.
Cate Tiernan
#23. Porn puts people to sleep, conceptually and politically as well as erotically.
Naomi Wolf
#24. Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star.
Sloane Crosley
#25. She turned to him, her cheeks burning red. "What is this? Vampire porn?"
"Yep."
"Oh, and this is a good one. Muffy the Vampire Layer.
Larissa Ione
#26. A sheepish smile forms on his face. "Sorry. Didn't see you there."
Unwrapping my sub, I reply, "No shit, Sherlock. Why so glum? Porn not loading quick enough?
Belle Aurora
#27. Word porn is the best porn when the imagination is well endowed.
Dez Marie
#28. Porn was something, it was a fill with lessons, full of them..., but for now it's empty so far and what I see I have already saw.
Deyth Banger
#30. I ache and I think the only thing that will stop it is you f%#king me into the mattress."
"Okay, no more porn for you." Ray crawled onto the bed between Piper's thighs.
Piper snickered.
Jambrea Jo Jones
#31. Every word out of her mouth was freakin' silk, and Cole would have bet a thousand bucks, right then, that even Ben had a hard on. Forget The Fortune Bottle. This woman could have a career in food porn.
Alessandra Torre
#32. I'm in the basement of a club with a porn star and bazillion vampires, and we're waiting for their queen. You tell me if I'm crazy." ~ Jackie Brighton
Jill Myles
#33. Internet porn makes everything more reasonable
once you've realized there is a massive subculture of upwardly mobile people who think it's erotic to see an Asian woman giving a hand job to a javelina, nothing else in the world seems crazy.
Chuck Klosterman
#34. Like an angel of justice taking them down with his giant sword of righteousness?"
"That sounds like the tagline for a bad porn flick.
Chloe Neill
#35. It's like I have no idea who I am anymore," said Tristan. "Who the hell was that?"
"I don't know, but he's like ... the porn fairy ... and I'm not letting him get away.
Z.A. Maxfield
#36. People say, "What's it like to be a minority of one, or a kick-bag for the Internet?" It washes off me like jizz off a porn star's face.
Christopher Hitchens
#37. I'll go watch a movie with you," I say to Warren. "But it better not be a porn.
Colleen Hoover
#38. The mommy-porn genre currently sweeping the book industry and the Babylonian excess of most television shows probably fall within the historical norm in our culture's sleaze index and are not omens of the imminent collapse of civilization, though if I were not so busy, I might start building an ark.
Dean Koontz
#39. Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?
Christine Zolendz
#40. If you're Microsoft, you can prevent a porn site using microsoft.xxx. Although that would be ironic since micro and soft probably aren't at the forefront of desirable concepts when you're looking for porn.
Gary Corby
#41. You should get those stretchy underpants all the gay porn stars are wearing these days and wear them instead of those blue Lycra-looking ones. They make all their dicks look huge."
"Because all their dicks are huge," I said. "They're called trophy briefs for a reason.
N.R. Walker
#42. You know what I like best about porn cinemas?"
"I couldn't begin to guess."
"Whenever a sex scene starts, you can hear this "Gulp!' sound when everybody swallows all at once," said Midori. "I love that "Gulp!' It's so sweet!
Haruki Murakami
#43. So few people who do porn for so many years make it when matriculating back into the real world. The recidivism rate for porn performers rivals that among career criminals for the same basic reason. It's all they know.
Tyler Knight
#44. Do you know how hard it is to be in a house with a man that looks like Chase, who you know can fuck like a porn star, and not get any?!
Twyla Turner
#45. Logan smiled and raised his eyebrows. "I don't know what porn site you watched this morning, but if this is the result, we need to buy a subscription.
Ella Frank
#46. I want your hand without the skin. Bone to bone without the molds. Mouth to mouth, without the porn.
Coco J. Ginger
#47. It isn't porn. It's erotic romance. There is a huge difference. Amber Rose writes hot love stories. And if you can't handle it, then I don't care. I love her books, and I wish I had known who she was when I met her. Erotic romance helped me figure out what I wanted." Jake
Lexi Blake
#49. We believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone," Jobs declared in an email to a customer. "Folks who want porn can buy an Android.
Walter Isaacson
#50. Don't you even watch gay porn?"
It was Ryan's turn to blush. "Not really. Sometimes. Not very often, though."
"Why not?"
He shrugged awkwardly. "It doesn't really turn me on."
"You need to watch better porn," Henry muttered.
Anna Martin
#51. It's like the Vatican's porn collection," Zeb told her. "Safe in our hands.
Margaret Atwood
#52. What'd you do to your face?" she asks, folding her arms. I touch my chin. "I grew a beard." "Well ungrow it. It looks like a vagina from a 1970s porn film.
Emma Chase
#53. Holy shit, it's like porn with the romance.
Katy Evans
#54. Orange is the New Black is a really boring porn.
Mitty Walters
#55. How'd you become Mr. Expert?" "Porn. Porn and the Hallmark Channel.
Hades
#56. Why fantasize about what you already experience? I go to the written word for places and faces that I don't get at home. Hot people in hot climates. Sex acts I can hardly imagine. Porn is about the unachievable ... and, therefore, the inherently desirable.
Belle De Jour
#58. You know, If you weren't tiny, cute and remarkably innocent looking I'd be running away right now. This feels like the set-up to some torture porn.
Stephanie Perkins
#59. Grace pursues; grace transforms; grace molds porn stars into objects of delight. Grace means that God seeks out repugnant sinners - the Judahs of the world - and uses them to redeem wicked people. And we are Judah.
Preston Sprinkle
#60. The designer had probably been going for Turkish Bath but had hit Czech Porn Shoot instead.
Ben Aaronovitch
#62. I don't care if every porn actress in california is healthier and more well-adjusted, as well as better paid, than all other women in the world combined it's still misogynist propaganda used to discipline women and men who defend the production and use of it are pathetic
E.M. Quangel
#63. I sat with it, the porn still going, the load of hate now trickling down the side of my hip and I wondered if there was a machine in existence that could possibly gauge how much I had regressed in the past five minutes.
Eric Monsky
#64. That guy should be in porn films." Barclay frowned. "Why's that then, Allan?" Ward looked at him. "Tell me, Tam, when did you last see a bigger prick?
Ian Rankin
#65. Are you telling me that sweet little woman who was in my office this afternoon writes porn?" Sean winced. "Dear god, don't call it porn." Grace
Lexi Blake
#66. I've been known to watch porn from time to time."
"Just from time to time?" I ask.
She shrugs naughtily, a little I've-got-a-secret look in her eyes.
"It's okay. Tell the doctor. Masturbation is normal. Don't be ashamed.
Lauren Blakely
#67. I think everybody heard it wrong. When people were saying I was born again, it was actually that I've got back into porn again . . .
Billy Idol
#68. All porn stars on Animal Farm are equal but some porn scenes are more unequal than others.
Brian Spellman
#69. My relationship is so dysfunctional, last night I had revenge sex and make-up porn.
Quentin R. Bufogle
#70. Whatever people say about porn, you should stop thinking about that's shit like nightmares...!
Deyth Banger
#71. There's a reason why porn is a billion dollar industry.
Red Mikhail
#72. There must have been a time, before Internet porn, when there wasn't a script. Nowadays, everybody knows exactly how sex is supposed to go.
Paul Russell
#73. Prostitution is illegal in many places, but porn is not. But what is porn if not sex for money, caught on camera? What the law actually prohibits then is having paid sex in private and not allowing anyone to watch.
Merlyn Gabriel Miller
#74. SF does possess at least two of the classic markers of genrehood, namely intellectual disreputability and moral salaciousness. SF thrives because it is idea porn.
Neal Stephenson
#75. Turn down the porn soundtrack! Trying to concentrate here!-Shane
Rachel Caine
#76. Avoid watching porn, it increases expectations like UK clients
Subhasis Das
#77. I've never seen a man go after a woman like that. Holy sh*t, it's like porn with the romance.
Katy Evans
#78. Soon we were downloading ourselves
into laptops, phones or pads, freer
than we had hoped,
floating centrifugally across the Internet
to swim alongside forgotten
selfies, spam emails and porn
Cyril Wong
#79. Kat! Look at this!" my best friend squealed, turning around, holding a huge glass dildo in her hand. Oh, my God. How did I ever let her drag me to a fucking porn convention?
Mariana Zapata
#80. Men cheat. They lie. They love porn. The don't respect you and don't care if they hurt you. It's the fucking breaks. Women divorce 'em 'cause we can't tame 'em or train 'em or control 'em like we do household pets. End of story.
Terry McMillan
#81. For those of you who skipped their women's studies classes, first-wave feminism got women the vote; second-wave got them employed and divorced; third-wave is busy making them porn stars. More or less.
Kathleen Parker
#82. In the mind of The English, kissing in the rain, as well as other public displays of affection, belongs to the category of soft porn. Sane people don't do soft porn in public. Only animals do. And aliens.
Angela Kiss
#83. Holy shit! I just had amazing sex with Carrick, like porn star sex - only better!
Samantha Towle
#84. She's got no charisma of any kind [but] I can imagine her being mildly useful to a low-rank porn director.
Christopher Hitchens
#85. assertions about men: sleazy, chancing, self-serving, porn-obsessed slackers.
Jojo Moyes
#86. Kingsley looked magnificent, like a Regencyera fever dream. If Jane Austen had set eyes on Kingsley, she would never have written her genteel comedies of manner.
She would have written porn.
Tiffany Reisz
#87. Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own?
Molly Harper
#88. I quickly remember that I had put a condom in my satchel because I figured that pretending to be a ripped, violent warrior might just be walking lady porn.
Karina Halle
#89. My life used to be boring. A damnation here, a curse there, with an occasional blight or two to break routine. Now I have Aisling ... She's better than reality TV, Internet porn sites, and the trashloids all put together.' - Jim
Katie MacAlister
#90. Porn, it turns out, eventually takes the sexiness - that is, the wildness - out of sex.
Naomi Wolf
#91. Me: Turn the porn down. It's so loud even I can hear it.
Colleen Hoover
#92. WHAT THE HELL WAS I DOING?! Oh, right.$1500."
From "Clown Porn" in "Broken Headbone
Ginny McMath
#93. Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.
Charles Stross
#94. You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.
Ron Jeremy
#95. Sex with Lucien was a cross between the most sweeping romantic movie and the filthiest porn flick: he was feather gentle and filthy erotic all at the same time.
Kitty French
#96. 42nd Street with its quarter mile of marquees offering porn of all types, colors, sizes, and flavors.
Rich Zahradnik
#97. Shit," Clutch said after a few minutes. "The high-def has totally ruined porn. Are those ingrown hairs?
Joanna Wylde
#98. his shiny armour splattered with more goo than an amateur porn queen.
Warren Hately
#99. Wow, you know a lot of swear words," Sam commented at one point. "And here I thought I had a dirty mouth."
"What can I say? Apparently candid porn starring my boyfriend brings out the best in me.
Gemma Halliday
#100. I'm a writer."It took a second to click. Then Blake chucked. "Not just any writer. She writes paranormal porn."She turned, and snarled at Blake, "It's not porn. It is erotic romance.
Hazel Gower
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