Top 80 Quotes About Duct Tape
#1. Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING!
Tanya Masse
#2. You always kiss on the first date?"
"Not usually until after the duct-tape.
Leslea Tash
#3. Part of any serious QA is removing Perl code the same way you go over a dilapidated building you inherit to remove chewing gum and duct tape and fix whatever was kept together for real.
Erik Naggum
#4. Some instruments seemed like they were held together with duct tape and prayers. Everything looked out of date.
Eoin Colfer
#5. Also, I have duct tape. Ordinary duct tape, like you buy at a hardware store. Turns out even NASA can't improve on duct tape.
Andy Weir
#6. The Sweets rarely set foot on the avenues. They'd always lived on the street-side of town, where duct tape held everything together and WD-40 stopped the squeaks.
Avery Flynn
#7. I seriously needed an extra-strength magic pillow, because my ba refused to stay put. [And no, Sadie, I don't think wrapping my head in duct tape would've worked either.]
Rick Riordan
#8. Also, I need some duct tape, a shovel, and Brandon's phone number...
Shane Miller
#9. Why would we ever want to go back when your world is so accommodating with your telephones and your guns and what's that sticky stuff called ... duct tape.
Cornelia Funke
#10. I had no red tape. I didn't even have any clear tape or duct tape or electrical tape.
Nope. I lived a tape-free life and liked it. Unless, you know, I needed to tape something.
Darynda Jones
#11. Okay, our next stop is the hardware store." Marin's lips curved into a hint of a smile. "Yippee. Axes, duct tape, lamp oil, and a shovel, here we come." "It's disturbing how quickly you came up with that shopping list." And that made her grin outright. ~*~
Kate Baray
#12. Once you duct-tape a Ziploc bag to a man's chest, there's no going back.
Orson Scott Card
#13. I have a full grown, semi-nude man bound with duct tape in my truck and I was trying to get out to the desert to bury him. How do I get to 5 South?
Johnny Knoxville
#14. duct tape, he wondered if he'd ever get then off. With
Kevin Tinto
#15. They told us to buy duct tape and portable radios so that if the world does end, we can all listen to Rush Limbaugh blame it on Clinton.
Bill Maher
#16. If only he would keep his mouth shut, he'd be perfect. A piece of duct tape would do the trick. I had some in my desk that I'd occasionally pull out and fondle, hoping someday I could put it to good use.
Christina Lauren
#17. Today Homeland Security Chief Tom Ridge lowered the terror alert from orange to yellow. Does anybody need 16 miles of duct tape?
Craig Kilborn
#18. She held out her right hand, palm up. "Duct tape." She did the same with her other hand. "M&M's. If I can't fix whatever's wrong with those two things, I'm going home and getting back into bed.
Sofie Kelly
#20. In his other hand is a spear made from duct tape, a smashed Nokia phone from 1998 and a selfie stick. Welcome to the future.
Warren Ellis
#23. Billings pulled a roll from a compartment in his cargo pants leg. We gawked at him in disbelief. He shrugged. What? You never know when you're going to need duct tape.
Shelly Crane
#24. Someone knocked on the door. "Come in!" Barabas called. The door swung open and Derek stuck his head in. "Hey, do you have any duct tape?" He saw me, stepped back, and closed the door without a word. Well. "Coward," Barabas said, loud enough for Derek to hear.
Ilona Andrews
#25. And-he was ashamed to admit
he had been known to carry off the occasional roll of duct tape. That stuff could be used for everything.
Sharon Ashwood
#26. He slung off his backpack. He'd managed to grab a lot of supplies at the Napa Bargain Mart: a portable GPS, duct tape, lighter, superglue, water bottle, camping roll, a Comfy Panda Pillow Pet (as seen on TV), and a Swiss army knife - pretty much every tool a modern demigod could want.
Rick Riordan
#27. What else could have happened? Car wouldn't start? House caught on fire? Escaped convict climbed through his bedroom window and tied him with duct tape? Poison eggnog? Or maybe I just didn't matter to him.
Natalie Standiford
#28. We might even purposely create time for boredom on a summer day, so they have to go to the garage and see what interesting fun they can have with a pulley, some rope, and a roll of duct tape.
Daniel J. Siegel
#29. Duct tape can't fix stupid," Bas growled. "Maybe not," Red replied, "but it can hold it down and muffled the screams.
T. Hammond
#30. Back there or maybe even taken an actual shit, and then tried to cover it up with a bunch of coconut air freshener that smelled like suntan lotion. The seats were greasy, and patched with duct tape, and the shocks were nearly gone. Whenever we struck a
Donna Tartt
#31. They've taken their own precautions against Al Qaeda. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a three-day supply of mistresses in the house.
Argus Hamilton
#34. You okay?" I asked Rosie and Rosie gave me an "are you nuts, that lunatic just tied me up with duct tape" look.
Kristen Ashley
#35. When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on them when driving 3,000 miles across country?
Sherman Austin
#36. We were all the same, it seemed to me, all of us dented and scratched and damaged, held together with pins and duct tape, the walking wounded making one last stand in the dark before giving in to the inevitable".
Greg Gifune
#37. Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
Jase Robertson
#38. Brotha needed to buy a vowel and rent a verb, then get a roll of duct tape slapped on that broken English.
Eric Jerome Dickey
#39. One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. G. Weilacher
Ian Molyneaux
#40. So I Lyfted to Home Depot, where I bought random stuff, rope and duct tape, plastic bags, cable ties, and plastic gloves. The girl at the register winked and said she's also a big fan of Fifty Shades and this is what has become of our society. Fucking and killing are the same damn thing. Now
Caroline Kepnes
#41. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.
Oprah Winfrey
#43. He hands me his shopping list and I lead him through the store in search of the items. Duct tape? Plastic wrap? A hacksaw? Who is this guy, Dexter?
Andrew Shaffer
#44. Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was not invented so you could make trashy little wallets and hideous handbags out of it. I
C.M. Stunich
#45. Duct tape is not a perfect solution to anything. But with a little creativity, in a pinch, it's an adequate solution to just about everything.
Jamie Hyneman
#46. His voice was chipper. Cinnamon hated chipper. She wrapped Chipper up in duct tape, pounded nails into it and used it to beat the crap out of Perky.
Barbra Annino
#47. The bastards who dommed you before needed rope, and duct tape. All I need is a firm grip in your hair, my lips this close to your throat, and the sting of my palm across your ass. That's the difference, Precious.
Sai Marie Johnson
#48. You are an idiot," Tom informed him.
Prophet stared at the duct tape around his wrists. "I have no argument against that at the moment.
S.E. Jakes
#49. God never uses duct tape to fix things - He will take your flesh and blood if you offer it to Him and use it like Play-Doh: "Behold, I will do a new thing, now it shall spring forth; shall you not know it?" (Isa. 43:19 NKJV). I did know it, in the calm after my storm.
Rick Lawrence
#50. Look at her, the poor woman," Milo said compassionately, as he sealed her mouth with duct tape. "We need to deprogram her.
Chuck Palahniuk
#51. Duct tape works anywhere. Duct tape is magic and should be worshiped.
Andy Weir
#52. New Rule: From now on, duct tape must be called what it really is
murder tape. A search of the suspected Craigslist Killer's home yielded a firearm, restraints, and duct tape, or, as we call that here in Hollywood, Phil Spector's earthquake kit.
Bill Maher
#53. When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
#54. Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.
Jacqueline Patricks
#55. How, he wondered, did humanity ever get along without duct tape?
Scott Hawkins
#56. Duct tape is man's answer to electrons and protons. It's how we keep matter together.
Penny Reid
#57. After the 9/11 attacks, I dutifully stocked up on rolls of duct tape and N-95 masks, as the government recommended.
Dana Milbank
#58. Anal is pretty much the sexual duct tape of the world- it fixes everything.
I should put that on a t-shirt.
Tara Sivec
#59. On the other hand, looking careless could just be privileged give-a-shit Ivy League attitude, like wearing duct tape on loafers and jeans with holes in them, knowing all along that they were headed straight to Wall Street or Washington and three-piece suits.
Karl Marlantes
#60. Just Leo's luck. A super-hot immortal girl was waiting for him on Ogygia, but he couldn't figure out how to wire a stupid chunk of rock into the three-thousand-year-old navigation device. Some problems even duct tape couldn't solve.
Rick Riordan
#61. We are in a code orange. Homeland Security said earlier today that everyone should have a roll of duct tape and plastic sheeting to protect your house in event of terrorist attacks. Who came up with this idea? MacGyver?
Jay Leno
#62. Public service announcement: In case of a terrorist attack, bottled water and duct tape are not going to do a damn thing. So do what Homeland Security Dir. Tom Ridge does: Get really drunk, and pick up a hooker.
David Letterman
#63. Then he threw me another essential tool of demigod heroes - duct tape.
Rick Riordan
#64. I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those plans with my bare hands.
Jarod Kintz
#67. Maybe if we wrap some of those around you, then even if the blanket slips, you won't burn. We can duct-tape it together. As long as you don't mind looking ridiculous."
The vampire smiled a closemouthed smile.
Holly Black
#68. Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.
Dave Barry
#69. What's that sticky stuff called?
Basta: Duct tape.
Yes, duct tape. I love duct tape.
Cornelia Funke
#70. I'll say this about the war protesters: At least most of them are only putting duct tape across their mouths so I can still tell the rest of them to blow it out their ass.
Dennis Miller
#71. ...duct tape is magic and should be worshipped.
Andy Weir
#72. Parents are supposed to give the child back to herself with love. If they've got duct tape over their eyes because of narcissism, it doesn't happen.
Jane Fonda
#73. A smile and a laugh are the duct tape of life; they can fix anything.
Mike Wallace
#74. She stuffed the goodies into her hidden running belt, jogged out of the park, and went shopping for duct tape, a razor blade, paper clips, and another disposable phone.
Janet Evanovich
#75. Lone women shouldn't stop in the middle of nowhere for giant unkempt strangers with duct tape on their faces.
Lee Child
#76. Little girl, you could wrap my cock in duct tape, and I'll still make you see God.
Lilly Black
#77. If you had duct tape, you were prepared for anything.
Annie Barrows
#78. Guns make you stupidbetter to fight your wars with duct tape. Duct tape makes you smart.
Jeffrey Donovan
#79. When's the last time you used duct tape on a duct?
Larry Wall
#80. If you pull a rope and some duct tape out of those saddlebags, I'm going to freak.
Jeana E. Mann. Intoxicated (Kindle Locations 746-747).
Jeana E. Mann
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