Jase Robertson Quotes & Sayings

#1. You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

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#2. I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

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#3. Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

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#4. I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.

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#5. I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere he's at and stand in line to see him. I told Missy, my wife, 'The only person I'd stand in line for is God Almighty. You made the universe? All right, I'll get in line!'

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#6. Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks.

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#7. I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family, I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do.

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#8. At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.

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#9. Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.

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#10. I was a country kid who went to a public school, and she was more of a middle-class girl who attended a private school. I was into hunting and fishing, and she liked drama and singing in the choir at school and church. Our lives up until that point were totally different.

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#11. When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2

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#12. Going to a bar or pool hall doesn't mean you're a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn't make you a chicken. It's the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn't make you a follower of Christ.

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#13. Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.

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#14. If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy.

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#15. I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous

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#16. When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

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#17. Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!

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#18. The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God.

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#19. My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.

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#20. Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good.

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#21. A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.

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#22. It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

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#23. I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.

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#24. If people want to simulate a godly lifestyle - great. If they don't - good luck with that.

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#25. I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.

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#26. Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

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#27. Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.

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#28. You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

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#29. It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it ... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith.

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#30. The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.

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#31. I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.

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