Top 100 Tanya Masse Quotes
#1. My daughter asked me what it's like to have children ... So I followed her to the washroom every time she went and asked her questions through the door until she lost her S#!T ...
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#2. I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!
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#3. OVERREACTING" sounds like "OVARYACTING" Coincidence? I think NOT!!
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#5. If you let it bother you, it will bother you.
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#6. Sometimes life gives you a little punch in the stomach ... You just gotta catch your breath and keep going.
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#7. If you are surprised by the things I say and do, then you really haven't paid attention to who I am.
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#8. They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!
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#9. If you can HELP someone, DO IT! The world NEEDS more of THAT!
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#10. Sometimes LIFE is rough and tough. That's still NO excuse for you to be.
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#11. Asking me to do ANYTHING before I've had my first cup of coffee should be an episode on 1000 Ways to DIE.
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#12. Don't compare yourself to other MOMS ... We are all just winging it, just some hide it better than others.
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#13. No REGRETS. Just LESSONS learned, BLESSINGS recognized and HUMOR found.
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#14. Love and laughter are stronger than cancer.
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#15. Love and laughter are two of the most important universal cancer treatments on the planet. Overdose on them.
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#16. Sometimes being a MOM is like a good
ol' country song! You lose your sleep, you lose your hair, you lose your patience, you lose your energy, you lose your memory AND you lose your SANITY! But you DO IT all for LOVE!
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#17. I'm not your average anything and I love myself that way.
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#19. Behind every successful woman are people who bring out the best in her, encourage her and cheer her on!
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#20. People cannot live forever, but memories can. Never pass up an opportunity to create awesome memories with your special ones.
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#21. HUMOR... I sprinkle that s#!t on EVERYTHING!
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#22. I don't need a personal trainer ... I need someone to stalk me and threaten to kick my ass when I eat and drink stuff I'm not supposed to!
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#23. Raising a child is a time of RAPID CHANGE! From the ages of 0 to 19, a PARENT can age over 30 years!
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#24. LIFE is what YOU make it. Make sure it's AWESOME.
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#25. My bed is the magical place where I love to overthink like a PSYCHO.
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#26. Just because someone has cancer, it doesn't mean you stop laughing at them or making fun of them.
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#27. Water IS the most important element on the face of the earth, because without water, there would be no WINE and without WINE I would be living in a PADDED CELL!
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#28. Growing up is the dumbest thing I ever wanted to rush into.
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#29. Sweetie, you don't need to drive me to the brink of insanity ... I'm close enough to walk!
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#30. Do unto others as you'd have KARMA do unto you! Stop thinking in terms of "What's in it for me?" and more in terms of "What's in it for the greater good?"!
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#31. Motherhood is a constant battle of wanting to go to bed early so you can catch up on sleep and wanting to stay awake so you can enjoy some peace and sanity!
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#32. Eliminate all unnecessary negativity from your life and watch it change for the better.
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#33. MOMBIE - noun - Suffers from forgetfulness, fatigue, exhaustion, moodiness, sleeplessness, confusion and moments of insanity!
Has difficulty eating or drinking anything while it's still hot and peeing alone.
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#34. Your opinion should be based on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears & feel with your own heart.
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#35. We don't lose our loved ones when they die. We gain guardian angels. - Tanya Masse aka Comic Strip Mama
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#36. When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously ... Awesomeness happens!
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#37. Stay positive, stay strong, stay together and just keep going!
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#38. Do things that count, but don't count the things you do.
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#39. If one door closes and another door opens, chances are your house is haunted.
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#40. You can't NOT cross the street because you might get hit by a car.
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#42. The things you should value most in this life are NOT things.
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#43. You can't take anything in life WAY too seriously ... Even the serious stuff!
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#44. AWESOME TEACHERS recognize different abilities, take time to listen, go beyond the textbooks, and inspire from the heart!
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#45. If you judge a person that you don't even know by the tattoos they have, the piercings they have, the way they dress or by how they look to you in general, YOU are the one with the issue, not them. Stop the hate. Live and let live.
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#46. Two things define you in this life. Your attitude when you are at your highest and your attitude when you are at your lowest. Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom in order to recognize and define what truly matters.
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#47. We all have our things that we would rather live without. It's how we live with them when we have no choice that makes us or breaks us.
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#48. If your words, actions and intentions are not genuine, I have no use for you or room for you in my life.
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#49. If you change your way of thinking and being, you will change your way of seeing.
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#50. You NEED to look back to remember the awesome memories, to remember the positive lessons you have learned, to help someone else learn from what you have lived and to see how far you have come.
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#51. If THINKING about exercising, eating healthy and losing weight burned calories, I'd be a SUPERMODEL!
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#52. Do not, for one second, allow people with closed minds and no ambition to make a difference in this life silence you or stop you from going above and beyond.
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#53. Acknowledge and voice the positives LOUDER than the negatives.
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#54. I'd like to THANK whoever saw a
bunch of cherries and thought ...
HEY!! If I dry out a bunch of those berry seeds, call them "BEANS", smash them and add hot water, it will be AWESOME!
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#55. Common sense is a tool that isn't in everyone's shed.
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#56. If you change your way of thinking about failure, you can transform your weaknesses into strengths & realize opportunities for growth.
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#57. We are often so worried about what is going to happen that we can't enjoy what is happening NOW.
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#58. It's certainly TOUGH being AWESOME all
the time, but I do it so the kids have someone to look up to!
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#59. If you're a MOM who has no idea what you're doing, but you do the best you can with whatever gets thrown your way every single day ... YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT!
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#60. If you can't handle my CRAZY ... You don't deserve my AWESOME!
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#61. WINE! Because these problems aren't going to forget THEMSELVES!
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#62. I love yous are exhanged excessively under our roof. Cancer teaches you how important and critical that is.
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#63. Focus on the POSITIVE
Recognize the BLESSINGS
Find the HUMOR
Hope for the BEST
&
Brace yourself for the worst.
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#64. The happiest people are the ones who can build a firm foundation of awesomeness out of the stones people have thrown at them.
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#65. Two things define you, your attitude when you are at your worst and your attitude when you are at your best.
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#66. Your opinion should always be based on what you have seen with your own eyes, what you have heard with your own ears and what you have felt with your own heart.
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#67. AWESOMENESS is the closest you're gonna get to heaven while you're here on earth.
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#68. Life isn't about knowing your purpose, it's about creating it.
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#69. A wise man once said NOTHING ... He just let her vent, nodded his head and live happily ever after!
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#70. Don't waste any of your precious time or energy on negativity. There's no time for that nonsense.
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#71. Marry the person who gives you the same feeling you get when you take the very first sip of COFFEE in the morning!
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#72. Hope for the best,brace yourself for the worst and no matter what you're faced with, make a plan to KEEP GOING!
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#73. Acknowledging awesomeness is powerful, contagious, important and necessary!
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#74. Do not, for one more minute, spend your precious time and energy on or surround yourself with people who are less than you deserve.
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#75. COFFEE! Because this body is NOT going to wake itself up!
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#76. Sometimes my age is inappropriate for my behavior.
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#77. Too many of us spend too much time worrying about how long we are going to live rather than focusing on how we live. People cannot live forever, but memories can. Remember that with every breath and your life will change.
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#78. I'm quite certain that if I lost my sense of humor, it would most definitely need to be replaced by a padded cell.
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#79. Life isn't always easy. I struggle day to day. But I choose to live life to the fullest and keep reminding myself that I am stronger than ANYTHING that stands in my way.
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#80. You know that you have officially HIT at total midlife crisis when you get acne on your wrinkles.
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#81. The only true disability is the inability to accept and respect differences.
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#82. LIFE never really ends ... It just changes. You never lose your loved ones,
you gain guardian angels.
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#83. You should base everything on what you see with your own eyes, hear with your own ears and feel with your own heart. Period. Always believe what you KNOW about a person, not what you HEAR.
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#84. You can make the best of it or you can let it get the best of you. Those are your
two choices.
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#85. You know you've officially hit a midlife crisis when you finally start feeling like you have your life together and your body starts falling apart!
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#86. INTEGRITY ... Choosing your thoughts, words and actions based on what's right rather than what's in it for you.
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#87. Stay HIGH on AWESOMENESS so reality cannot destroy you!
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#88. These days, "getting lucky" means drinking an entire cup of COFFEE while it's still HOT!
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#89. Gratitude makes you a better, stronger, wiser person. Ingratitude makes you a negative, angry, miserable person. Which person do you choose to be?
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#90. What doesn't KILL me makes me stronger ... Except for the extinction of COFFEE ... that might kill me.
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#91. I'd rather be surround by people who make mistakes and have no problem admitting to them and learning from them than be surrounded by people who think they make none.
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#92. Sometimes the best plan is to simply expect that things might not go according to plan.
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#93. I'm pretty sure that my Restless Leg Syndrome is simply caused my body just fighting the urge to RUN AWAY!
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#94. MIDLIFE is that pivotal moment when you can FINALLY say that you basically have all your shit together and then your body starts falling apart!
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#95. You have two choices ... You can make the BEST of IT or you can let IT get the BEST of you!
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#96. My bed is the magical place I love to overthink like a PSYCHO.
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#97. We are not entitled to ALL of anything, not even ourselves ... and rightfully so.
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#98. Where there is evil, brutality and hatred, there is overwhelming courage,
strength and kindness.
Focus on the good.
Stay positive.
Stay together.
Stay peaceful.
Stay strong.
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#99. You know it's the 21st Century when someone TEXTS you from the washroom to ask you to bring them a roll of toilet paper.
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#100. When the power of LOVE is more important than the love of money, religion and power, and people realize that the most important things in this life are NOT things,the world will finally know peace.
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