Top 100 Make You Laugh Sayings
#1. What you're about to read is based on true events. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. And it will break your heart. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Melissa M. Futrell
#2. What is Gornite? Why can't you heat it? Will it make you laugh? - I hope so
Lucas Riddle
#3. There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.
Roger Ebert
#4. Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.
Kevin Hart
#5. When I was a teen, I was never really into the captain of the football team or the student body president. The guys I liked were quirky and different: They listened to music I'd never heard of, never had lunch or gas money, and could always make you laugh.
Sarah Dessen
#6. I'm not here to affect you politically or socially. I'm here to make you laugh. I use the news as the palette for my jokes.
Stephen Colbert
#7. He took a deep breath. I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. I don't know if I'm supposed to distract you. If I'm supposed to make you laugh, or if I'm supposed to be reassuring you. I have no idea what to do, so all I'm doing is just being here.
Tijan
#8. Love is a beautiful thing, love can make you laugh, make you cry, make you do right or make you do wrong.
G. Legacy
#9. Humor in a relationship is so important. Many women will say that. Some say, 'If they can make you laugh, it's the sexiest thing on earth.'
Helen Mirren
#10. It's lovely to work with a group of actors who make you laugh and smile.
Kelly Reilly
#11. That is the power of a good story. It can encourage you, it can make you laugh, it can bring you joy. It will make you think, it will tap innto your hidden emotions, and it can make you cry. The power of a story can also bring about healing, give you peace, and change your life! (p.15)
Jeff Dixon
#12. My wife - an ex journalist and current TV producer - has a rule that she taught me at the start of B3ta. Does the item make you laugh, or does it make you go, 'Oh my God?' If you score on either count, then you have something that is worth sharing.
Rob Manuel
#13. On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.
Rob Delaney
#14. You know you've reached a very sad place when the only person who can make you laugh is yourself.
Rick Yancey
#15. Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.
Hank Azaria
#16. Each cast member brings their own vibe and antics to the set. You're constantly surrounded by fun loving people who can make you laugh in their own way.
John Krasinski
#17. 'Understanding' art is like having a sense of humour - if you don't have one, no amount of explanation is going to make you laugh.
Michael Craig-Martin
#18. Beauty is subjective. You know how sometimes what makes a person attractive is the way they make you laugh or how it seems like they can read your mind?
Kiera Cass
#19. You will know you are in love when it doesn't matter if you sit in heaven or hell with that special someone just as long as they can make you laugh, while you put out the fires.
Shannon L. Alder
#20. I'm a sorcerer because I start with nothing, and then, eventually, there is something. And I touch you, I move you, I make you laugh or cry, and you believe in what's happening on the screen, although I always show it's invented.
Michel Ocelot
#21. My music is basically all about witty punchlines and lyric progression that is aimed to make you laugh or say "Woah."
Mike Stud
#22. One of the biggest misconceptions about me is that I'm a comedian, which I'm not. A comedian is someone who can stand up in front of an audience and make you laugh. I've never done stand-up and I never will. I'm a comic actor. My comedy comes through my characters.
Eugene Levy
#23. Any nonsense come out they mouth. Some got the gift to make you laugh out loud, and others preach strong and spread the word of God.
Lalita Tademy
#24. Steve Howey is probably the funniest man in Hollywood. For real. He is just that person that can make you laugh at all times.
Shanola Hampton
#25. Donald [Trump] is a charming person. He can be fun. He can make you laugh.But he can turn on you.And get nasty and personal and vicious.
Ted Cruz
#26. A book can give you most things a relationship can. It can make you laugh, it can make you cry, it can transport you to different worlds and teach you things. You can even take it out to dinner. And if it bores you, you can move on.
Sarah Morgan
#27. So my free advice is to always find something to love and to make you laugh - something that will keep you in the here and now. Hounds are good at it, and they work for me. They may or may not work for you.
Kevin Hearne
#28. I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.
Rita Rudner
#29. I think [director] Malcolm Lee is a real master at being able to make you laugh while bringing serious subject-matter, so the movie doesn't hinge on silliness, but on real life.
Ice Cube
#30. People who can make you laugh can make you cry.
Niecy Nash
#31. I do love comedy, but I'm not brave enough to tackle a script whose goal is to make you laugh. That's tough. The ones that can do it, I tip my hat off to them, but I don't have that kind of humor or mind.
William H. Macy
#32. The wrong boy will bore you or annoy you," Mom said. "But the right one? He'll make you laugh, make you feel special.
Jenny B. Jones
#34. I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way.
Kiefer Sutherland
#35. As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.
Jay Pharoah
#36. Don't marry a man unless he can make you laugh. Life just presents so many things where the only option is to laugh or cry. Laughing is the better option.
Belle Blackburn
#37. And I have the Internet. That sounds weird, but Twitter is a lot like having a large, invisible gang of equally messed-up people who will hide with you in bathrooms and make you laugh under the pillow fort you've built in a lonely hotel room.
Jenny Lawson
#38. Maybe I didn't spend decades with you like Lucien did, but I bet I can make you laugh faster than he could.
Holly Black
#39. We have to laugh. Life is hard and the news is often grim - you should be able to turn on NPR's Weekend Edition every week and know that we are going to make you think, make you question - and make you laugh, preferably out loud.
Rachel Martin
#40. The power of daydreaming is similar to the power of well-made movies that can make you cry or make you laugh.
Scott Adams
#41. Only think about the people you enjoy. Only read the books you enjoy, that make you happy to be human. Only go to the events that actually make you laugh or fall in love. Only deal with the people who love you back, who are winners and want you to win too.
James Altucher
#42. What do I want?" His fingers brushed over loose strands of hair near my temple. "I want to call you every five minutes. I want to text you good night every night. I want to make you laugh. And I want you to look at me like you did that first night on the bus.
Jenn Bennett
#43. The Devil danced all over the place in his beautiful eyes. You never knew what kind of surprise he had for you, just to make you laugh.
Dorothea Benton Frank
#44. You can't choose the person who really sees you - the person who knows what you're feeling without you saying a word, the person who can make you laugh and cry and everything in between just by looking at you. The one you can't imagine being lucky enough to have, or unlucky enough to lose.
Kami Garcia
#45. Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
Caitlin Hale
#46. My favorite kinds of comedies are ones that hopefully make you laugh a lot, but ultimately make you care about something in the end, even if it's just a little bit.
Jason H. Moore
#47. I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.
Richard Pryor
#48. Best cure for depression? Watch Indian movies. They will make you laugh, cry, keep you wondering how silly humans can be while being captivated by the wild range of colors used in fabrics and on buildings.
Kambiz Mostofizadeh
#49. Looking for a cricket quote for inspiration? Or, maybe a cricket quote to make you laugh? Check out this collection of the best cricket quotations.
John Arlott
#50. Not everything is funny or will make you laugh...but what a worthy goal to have.
Bobby Darnell
#51. If laughter is the best medicine, I promise to continue to make you laugh as my wife and I work together with the National Kidney Foundation to save lives.
George Lopez
#52. Some people make you laugh a little louder, your smile a little brighter, and your life a little better.
Anonymous
#53. I've always said music should make you laugh, make you cry or make you think.
Kenny Rogers
#54. Surround yourself with people who make you laugh. Laughter is to the soul what sunshine is to a flower.
Peggy Toney Horton
#55. Start Laugh, because this which you will heard will make you laugh. One student from my school today 3.25.2016 - said this
"How many much costs this Headphones?" This sentences it really sucks!
Deyth Banger
#56. It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.
Ben Stiller
#57. My only goal is to make you laugh, not tell you the truth.
Ron White
#58. Anything with the power to make you laugh over thirty years later isn't a waste of time. I think something like that is very close to immortality.
Stephen King
#59. A good book should make you laugh, cry or pee your pants. The best do all three!
G. Ernest Smith
#60. Sometimes laughing isn't the best judge of what's funny, 'cause I think there's a lot of things that are really funny that don't make you laugh, that don't make you physically, audibly make a noise, but is something that is much more powerful than that.
Tim Heidecker
#61. All stories are true. The truth is the journey you take from it - did it make you laugh, cry, or seek and want justice? Then it's true.
Patricia Polacco
#62. Movies serve many purposes, and I've visited many of those genres, from the most light, frivolous comedy that is just trying to make you laugh, to movies that explore the most complicated side of the human soul. As an actor, I play all of those things, and I still like it.
Antonio Banderas
#63. The public will only stand genius in infintesimal doses,sprinkled with mannerisms and fashionable literature ... A fashionable genius!Doesn't that make you laugh?..what a waste of power!
Romain Rolland
#64. Y'know what? This is what I go by: It doesn't matter how good-looking a guy is, it just depends on his personality. If a guy can make you laugh and make fun of you, then that's what would win me over. So, yeah.
Rachel Bilson
#65. My job is to express who I am and what I hate about the country and what I love about it and what I hate about myself and what I love about myself and to make you laugh while I'm doing it.
Jim Norton
#66. I say, 'I write romance, women's fiction, chick lit.' I think it all fits very comfortably under the same umbrella. Basically, I write books for women - books about relationships: books that make you laugh and sometimes make you cry a little.
Susan Elizabeth Phillips
#67. Just having someone make you laugh so hard that it hurts is so healing to me.
Mariska Hargitay
#69. I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don't say it.
Miranda Hart
#71. When you found someone who could make you laugh when your heart wanted to cry - hold onto them. They will be the ones who will change your life for the better. I'd
Brittainy C. Cherry
#72. Because if I tell the story, I control the version. Because if I tell the story, I can make you laugh, and I would rather have you laugh at
Nora Ephron
#73. That was another thing about partners, she decided. They knew what would make you laugh, often before you did.
J.D. Robb
#74. Stay with me. I'll show you things that'll make you laugh in delight, scream in passion, cry for the sheer joy of it.
Nalini Singh
#75. When you say a friend has a sense of humor do you mean that he makes you laugh, or that he can make you laugh?
Max Frisch
#76. A good story should make you laugh, and a moment later break your heart.
Chuck Palahniuk
#77. Why should I waste my good time making a straight dramatic film? The people who can't make you laugh can do that.
Mel Brooks
#78. True, he doesn't make you cry. Question is, does he make you laugh?
Holly Chamberlin
#79. If my stories can touch you, make you laugh, forget unhappy things, or even give you that 'good job' feeling, then I'll be super, super happy!
Kyousuke Motomi
#80. You fell in love with someone because of the tilt of his smile, or because he could make you laugh, or in this case, because he made you believe that you were the only one who could save him.
Jodi Picoult
#81. My whole thing as a performer is to affect people, whether I make you cry or I make you laugh. I would love to make you think.
Bresha Webb
#82. There are so many beautiful girls around that after a while you start looking for someone who can make you laugh
Candace Bushnell
#83. Serious work gets done ... in congenial surroundings, which tend to make you laugh.
Ian McDiarmid
#84. I like people who can make you laugh without using vulgarity, or bad words.
Michael Jackson
#85. I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh.
Jimmy Carr
#86. I want to make you laugh like that." "Like what?" "Like you're free.
Codi Gary
#87. Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition. When you're in a difficult or dangerous situation, or when you're depressed about the chances of success, someone who can make you laugh eases the tension.
Edmund Hillary
#88. I hoped to make you laugh," he said softly. "I've not seen much in the way of happiness in your eyes since we've crossed paths.
Karen Marie Moning
#89. I don't like stand-up comedy that requires a lot of props. I really respect people who can walk out onstage alone and with no other tool but their own minds and can make you laugh and maybe even think a little.
David Letterman
#90. A grave aspect to a grave character is of much more consequence than the world is generally aware of; a barber may make you laugh, but a surgeon ought rather to make you cry.
Henry Fielding
#91. From the moment you say 'action,' this is the fun part - things should happen that surprise you, excite you, scare you, turn you on, make you laugh. If things aren't surprising you, when you say 'cut,' whisper things to the actors that will make them do things that do surprise you.
Jill Soloway
#92. We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.
Joan Rivers
#93. There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh.
Hayden Schlossberg
#94. Money doesn't make you happy," Mom insists, whipping carrots and lettuce out of the cart. "Money doesn't make you laugh when you're lonely, or make you full of contentment on Christmas morning.
Roxanne St. Claire
#95. What I tell a girl is, your six-pack hot boyfriend right now, in six years, will be balding and maybe have a paunch. But I make you laugh every five minutes today, and I'll make you laugh 20 years from now; that's not going to go away.
Vir Das
#96. Good impro can make you laugh, we love it, but soon the content is forgotten. Good scenes from The Life Game stay with you always. They haunt you.
Keith Johnstone
#97. There are these important things in some people's lives that can make you laugh even when you're going through a tough time or a stressful week.
Gillian Jacobs
#98. The arts are what makes life worth living. You've got food, you've got shelter, yeah. But the things that make you laugh, make you cry, make you connect - make you love are communicated through the arts. They aren't extras.
Barack Obama
#99. Stories. Character. Dialouge. Entire worlds created on the page. Worlds that could sweep you away or frighten you, make you laugh or cry. Worlds that allowed you to escape to another country or time. Worlds built piece by piece of ink and punctuation.
Jamie Michaels
#100. The real good comedians, like Chaplin, would make you laugh and a second later, cry.
Martin Landau
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