Mimi Strong Quotes & Sayings

#1. Be yourself, because everyone else is taken. Fat or thin, be your wild, wonderful, unique self.

#2. I didn't know what it felt like until now"
"To be someone's inspiration??"
"To be seen.

#3. Let's roll out, Batman."
"I'm Batman and you're Robin?"
"Don't make me laugh. I'm Spider-Man."
"Then we live in different universes. I'm DC and you're Marvel."
Duncan rolled his eyes. "Can't we all get along? And since when are there different universes?

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#4. I thought he was a mutant cannibal sasquatch, and he took me down like a bag of chips at a stoner party.

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#5. Join me in the darkness, walk through my dreams, and hold my hand in the morning light.

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#6. When you're dating someone, you need to have intercourse at least ten times before you start talking about The Future.

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#7. Of course. If you're not afraid of kissing someone, they're not worth kissing.

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#8. You take off that pretend ring and get yourself a real man. You tell him to put his head between your legs and don't come up 'til you're howling his name load enough to get all the dogs in the neighbourhood barking.

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#9. You're the only girl I want. Even though you burst into my room and beat me up. I'm sorry I didn't give you the answers you wanted, but you looked like you were going to murder someone and I thought it might be me.

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#10. I don't think of myself as being a very fun or outgoing person, but my mouth thinks it's fun. My mouth says a lot of things, not necessarily endorsed by me or my brain.

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#11. That was my first impression of you, Aubrey. A wick drowning in melted wax, your flame in danger. Just one more gust of wind and you'd be lost. You'd become that lost girl, sad through and through.

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#12. In order to be happy, every person must have:
1. Something meaningful to do.
2. Someone to love. (Friends and family and pets all count.)
3. Something to look forward to.
It's really that simple.

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#13. Heaven is a place on earth, and it's a bookstore.

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#14. Playing tricks on me, using a pair of

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#15. I should take my shoe off my sweaty foot and shake it around to impress this guy.

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#16. Want to make God laugh? Tell him you have a plan.

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#17. And then, to cap things off, I got wicked cramps and my period started ... I guess my body decided that since I already felt crappy, why not throw some nice uterus-agony on top of everything?

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