Top 100 Kevin Hart Quotes
#1. Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back and look at it, why it happened or how it happened, there's something in there that'll make you laugh.
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#2. I like the fact that now my understanding for entertainment and the entertainment business is completely different from what it was when I first came in. I get the business side of it.
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#3. It all depends on what you're willing to invest time and effort in and put your mind to. That's what separates winners from losers. Winners are the ones who want the most out of their opportunities.
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#4. My drive is other people's success.
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#6. I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing with a dark passion. A lot of these are guys coming from a tumultuous life, including myself. Some people need outlets, a way to express yourself.
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#7. A reputation as a hard worker is a good reputation to have.
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#8. In acting, you have to pull from real-life situations, from people, to help develop a character.
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#9. I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
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#10. This younger generation that's around, that's tweeting, Facebooking and Vine-ing, the fans appreciate that because they feel like they can get to you.
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#11. Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so many viewers were watching the 'Chappelle' reruns. For BET, the 'Real Husbands of Hollywood' has that same potential.
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#12. I'm trying to do what Eddie Murphy did for his generation. You have to show people, 'I'm different. I'm not just a comedian.' I'm trying to become a rock star.
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#13. I'm more of a realist when it comes to life, and I'd much rather my mother be in a spiritual place in Heaven than in a bed, sick, fighting for her life.
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#14. The funny thing is, all my friends are short. I wasn't aware of tall people till I got to high school. I didn't know they existed. I was sheltered.
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#15. My mom was very strict. She didn't let me watch anything rated R or anything with cussing.
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#16. Success isn't supposed to happen, no matter how hard you work. There's no guarantee you're going to succeed. There's nothing set in stone.
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#17. Everybody wants to be famous, but nobody wants to do the work. I live by that. You grind hard so you can play hard. At the end of the day, you put all the work in, and eventually it'll pay off. It could be in a year, it could be in 30 years. Eventually, your hard work will pay off.
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#18. My lady makes me do it. I sang Whitney Houston's "Bodyguard".
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#19. I don't write material. Funny things happen to me in the course of a day, and I just make notes.
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#20. Every poem that I write is, in a sense, trying to find adequate words for this unspeakable word, around which my entire life turns.
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#21. People don't want drama 365 days a year. I'm a sense of relief; it's my job to take your mind off what's bad for that brief second you're in the room with me, regardless of shape, race, colour or anything. It brings people together, and it makes me feel good about what I'm doing.
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#22. What? Okay, back up. How in the hell do you 'turn up missing'?
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#24. I would spend absolutely every last minute with my kids, telling them how much I love them and how much I would do for them.
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#25. I stayed true to my dreams and, eventually, they came true.
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#26. My mum passing away wasn't funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.
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#27. I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's how I stay level-headed. That's what keeps me going.
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#28. There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to being a personality.
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#29. What you find I think in the mystical strain of Catholicism is that you're put in relationship with God, and you have many opportunities not only of talking with God in petitionary prayer, but also of listening to God, being attentive to God, as happens in contemplation.
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#32. You don't have to treat people differently. You may be living a different lifestyle, but the person living that different lifestyle still can relate to anybody and have the same amazing personality of the guy from North Philly.
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#33. An unemployed court jester is nobody's fool.
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#34. I am in control of my career, and that's what so many actors don't take advantage of. You get to these successful points, and you continue to just work for other people. But, when you're your own brand and you're your own boss, the whole line of work changes. That's my biggest turn on.
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#35. It's a well-known fact that tall people are evil.
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#36. I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.
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#37. The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.
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#38. I've done auditions where the casting director is taking the paper out of my hand in the middle of reading.
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#39. I wanna produce, write, and direct my own projects, and eventually fund them. I wanna be a mogul.
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#40. The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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#41. If you look at me close enough, there's a small resemblance to a chicken nugget. I don't know if it's my skin texture or my hair, but the resemblance is definitely there.
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#42. 'Best Man Holiday' was a very successful film.
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#43. When you work hard and you treat people great, regardless of what it is that you're doing, naturally people want to help and do things.
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#44. In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.
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#45. I don't like to hear woman argue ... it makes my balls itch.
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#46. The most important thing for a director is being able to communicate.
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#47. Females will argue with you for 30 minutes then be like , I aint even gonna argue with you!
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#48. All I can do is try to create my own brand and have people appreciate me for that.
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#49. The second time around, I'll understand that, as a husband, my wife doesn't care about my opinions. I just need to tell her the things that will continue to help me stack the brownie points.
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#50. I think the whole stigma of 'black movies' is slowly being lost. When you look at movies like '12 Years A Slave,' to 'The Butler,' to 'The Best Man,' to 'Ride Along,' to even 'Think Like a Man' from last year - these movies are just good movies.
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#51. I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate to use the word 'urban' but - when you think of Judd Apatow, and a person who's launched so many careers, Ice Cube has done that for so many comedians, you know?
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#52. Did I try to embarrass other people? Now if it's about other people, guilty guilty guilty guilty.
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#53. At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle, Bill Cosby and Richard Pryor.
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#54. The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels of those problems vary, but we've all got problems. When you can take things that are painful and make them funny, that's a gift - to you and your audience.
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#55. I read so much stuff that black women say, especially about my relationship. 'Oh, he left his black wife to go be with some exotic chick.' First of all, my girl is black: she's Jamaican.
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#56. I'm happy about working; I'm happy about gracing the stage and coming out and making people laugh. I never treat it like a job or feel that way. It's the best thing ever to me, and I feel like a kid in a candy store.
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#57. My kids are coming up in a different time then me. Interracial couples are of the norm. With me, it's about making sure my kids understand the importance of education and having opportunities that I didn't. My goal as a parent is to make sure they don't take what they have for granted.
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#58. I'm a Buffalo wing magnet, a sandwich fanatic, a cheesesteak guy. But I'll only get a cheesesteak in Philadelphia. No one else does it right.
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#59. Back in my heyday, when I was out on the streets - I'm engaged now, about to get married - but before that I was quite the sex symbol. My line was, "If I was taller, would I have a chance?".
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#60. I can't cook, but I can make a turkey and cheese sandwich like nobody else.
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#61. I never do anything that I don't want to do.
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#62. You can do the same thing with $20 million that you would do with $50 million. So at a certain point in your life and in your career, you realise that it's not about the money.
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#63. Barbra Streisand has accomplished so much, and Dustin Hoffman as well. They are down to earth and approachable. I admire that.
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#64. Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.
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#65. If you want to appeal to everyone, you can't do a world tour and expect black people to show up at every date - when you're in Australia, when you're in Dubai, when you're in Indonesia.
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#66. I love to pop up at the movie theaters. I love to treat the people who are there.
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#67. I like playing basketball and going to the gym. I don't box, but I'll ride my bike and go jogging or running in the park. Sometimes my lady and I go hiking.
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#68. I had one incident where my daughter said that a girl asked if she was a brown person. I said, 'We're black. You have black people, white people, Chinese people, Hispanic people; we're all brought up differently.'
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#69. I think poetry has started to take on a supplementary role of prayer for some people. The churches, I think, including my own, are terrible at teaching people how to pray. It may be that we need to learn from the ground up as religious people, whether Christian or not, how to pray.
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#70. Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.
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#71. There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.
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#72. When you have box-office results, Hollywood treats you different. Hollywood stands up. Once you get to the point where Hollywood sees that you create results, then the demand for you becomes higher.
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#73. My brother tried to explain sex to me when I was 7 - and he did it with a cup.
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#74. The sound of the headboard, that's motivation.
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#75. I was probably tall as a child, but I just stopped growing.
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#76. No man wants to settle down. It happens. Eventually you're going to bump into somebody that makes you go, 'Hmm, I don't mind seeing this person every day.'
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#77. Hollywood has a way of making everything seem like an overnight success.
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#79. I don't need therapy. I'm not going to see a therapist; comedy acts as my therapy. I put my problems out there. I talk about them. I talk about everything before anybody has a chance.
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#80. My fans saw me get engaged, saw me make that woman my wife, me having kids, me divorcing, me talking about divorce before the divorce, me talking about my kids' reaction to that divorce.
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#81. Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.
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#82. My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax in any way, shape or form.
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#84. I think women go crazy for a reason. It's not like it just happens.
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#86. What women need to understand is that men don't communicate. It's not intentional or on purpose. We're just not as emotional. You ladies feel like you have to express yourselves.
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#87. People see me on the street, and they point to me, and they're like, 'Hey! All right, all right, all right!'
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#88. 'Soul Plane' put me in a position to succeed. I'm glad I had the opportunity to be the lead man.
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#89. My baby is weird man ... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.
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#90. I've known Ben Stiller for a minute. One of my first movies was 'Along Came Polly.'
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#91. My daughter has impressions that she does of me.
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#92. At the end of the day, your fans are the people who support you in and out. And their opinions matter.
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#93. If you're my bestfriend I shouldn't have to ask you to lie for me.
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#94. My upbringing was solid because of the people I had around me.
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#95. There's no reason why I can't be a mogul. When I step into a room and I'm there to have a conversation, if it pertains to business, I want to be respected as a guy who knows what he's talking about. And that, to me, holds more weight than anything else.
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#96. I only wanna go up the steps toward a different level of stardom. The BET Awards was one of those steps, the VMAs was another huge step. And the next step, eventually, hopefully, would be the Oscars.
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#97. People don't want to hear about me having leather walls or gold toilets.
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#98. The people around me haven't changed. The people who have been in my life since the beginning are still in my life now. I think that has a lot to do with my staying grounded and humble despite the success I've achieved.
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#99. Going through my divorce has changed who I am in my understanding of what's good and bad in relationships.
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