Top 100 T'eat Quotes
#1. Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.
Oscar Wilde
#2. If you don't eat right and you don't know how to take care of your body, you're not going to have the energy to do anything wonderful.
Louise Hay
#3. Some men don't eat pussy. I think those men are pussies.
C.J. Roberts
#4. Those body bags kept piling up.
Not a day goes by that I don't think about it. I still can't eat fried chicken.
Sarah Lotz
#6. I tend to make my joy a private experience and hoard all the fruit for myself, forgetting that the tree doesn't eat its own fruit but presents it to others.
Hayley DiMarco
#7. My kids can't eat awards.
Pitbull
#8. I suppose without curiosity a man would be a tortoise. Very comfortable life, a tortoise has. Goes to sleep all winter and doesn't eat anything more than grass as far as I know, to live all the summer. Not an interesting life perhaps, but a very peaceful one.
Agatha Christie
#9. I never go to the gym - I can't be doing with it. But I run up and down the stairs, wash my feet in the basin to keep supple, and I don't eat things that have a pulse.
Joanna Lumley
#10. Even the ways we don't eat are based in class. The middle class don't eat in support groups. The poor can't afford not to eat at all. The rich hire someone to not eat with them in private.
Sallie Tisdale
#11. You can't eat [literature], that's the problem," he said. "I've tried, it's very dry, and not at all nutritious.
Kenneth Oppel
#12. I'm pretending to be a vegetarian. Were I not, I believe I probably still wouldn't eat a wallaby.
Kevin Moffett
#13. I don't eat wheat and am into alternative medicines and treatment.
Arizona Muse
#14. Two can live as cheaply as one
if one doesn't eat the other goes naked.
W. A. Criswell
#15. I don't eat fast food any more, not since I got cancer.
Paul Henderson
#16. I like fish and a lot of seaweed, but I don't eat bread or dairy or anything like that. It's kind of like in the macrobiotic world. I'm just a healthy eater who loves to juice.
Brett Dennen
#17. You're supposed to eat the cows. They're great big lumbering stupid things - they'd be everywhere if we didn't eat them.
Dylan Moran
#18. My trees, they said, you can't eat them apples. My stream, you can't fish here. My wood, you're not t' hunt. My earth, my water, my castle, my daughter, keep your hands away or I'll chop 'em off, but maybe if you kneel t' me I'll let you have a sniff.
George R R Martin
#19. The moment I wake up, I have to eat. If I don't eat, I feel like my blood pressure is dropping. I get crabby if I have gone more than half an hour without eating.
Esha Gupta
#20. I'm not a good faster. My friends have visions of God, I have visions of hamburgers. The only time I watch the Food Channel is when I'm fasting. It's pitiful. We did a 40 day fast. I bought 29 cookbooks. I don't cook, but the pictures! I bought a deep-fryer and we don't eat deep-fried food!
Bill Johnson
#22. Your diet has to be number one. If you don't eat the right things, it doesn't matter who you are. Sometimes those foods treat people differently.
Andre Reed
#24. Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.
Matt Groening
#25. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice.
Britney Spears
#27. I love food, man! If it doesn't eat me first, I'll pretty much eat it.
Freddie Prinze Jr.
#28. Ramadan typically brings a spike in violence in Middle East. I get grumpy when I don't eat - but I don't blow things up. Religion of peace?
Katie Hopkins
#29. You can't eat goat," Buck said. "It ain't natural. If God had wanted us to eat goat, he wouldn't've made it taste like shit.
Django Wexler
#30. Dammit, it's just like a man to put a rich, fattening meal in front of a woman and get offended when she won't eat, then you seem shocked in the bedroom when you're looking at her hips and wondering how she put on ten extra pounds.
Jennifer Probst
#31. My husband and I go to Il Fico every Friday, and I get the whole-wheat pizza. I won't eat pizza anywhere else!
Kelly Wearstler
#32. Istas, please don't eat my mice. They're very important to me, and besides, it's rude to eat anything you've been introduced to.
Seanan McGuire
#33. I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
Art Donovan
#34. People looked at me, shocked.
I gave them a nice big smile. That's right, look what big teeth I have. I knew I was a vegetarian, but aside from Jim and a few friends, nobody else did. Besides, just because I didn't eat meat, didn't mean I wouldn't bite.
Ilona Andrews
#35. Once you've spit something out, you can't eat it back up again. People don't forget.
Ainslie Hogarth
#36. Spaghetti ... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.
Mitch Hedberg
#38. Julius said he didn't eat pussy, but we all knew what that meant. Julius just didn't want to eat my pussy. Anytime a person says they don't give head, it means you just ain't the person they want to give head to; you ain't brought that out of them.
Shvonne Latrice
#39. I know I can't eat whatever I want and look the way I want, so you need to work for it. I give credit to Pilates and my parents' good genes.
Genesis Rodriguez
#40. What happens is my mind starts to go in circles, thinking and thinking, and then I can't sleep. And once a couple of days go by, if you haven't slept, you start to get sick. You can't eat. You start to cry. It just feeds on itself.
Mohsin Hamid
#41. I don't have anything to fix! I don't smoke, I don't drink, and I don't eat carbs. My life is just great now. Normal. Vanilla.
Jason Bateman
#42. I'm crazy about ducks and swans and geese, so I don't eat foie gras. I try to eat organic.
Anna Chancellor
#43. Guys wake up at your place and they expect breakfast. They don't eat bagels and M&M's in the morning. They want things like toast. I say, 'I don't have these recipes.'
Elayne Boosler
#44. What good are fans? You can't eat applause for breakfast. You can't sleep with it.
Bob Dylan
#45. When I was a little girl, if I didn't eat my soup, my mother would say, 'You have to think of all the Chinese children who have nothing to eat.' But now, for my children, Chinese people make everything, and for my grandchildren, they buy everything.
Diane Von Furstenberg
#46. Turren blinked and then smiled from ear to ear. "What makes a pure soul extra purer?"
"I don't know," Sebastian said. "I didn't eat anything weird today.
Sam Argent
#47. You can exercise vigorously and eat junk and get by. But you can't eat perfectly and not exercise. Look at many athletes today; they are human garbage cans. They eat anything, but they exercise so hard they burn it up. But why not exercise and put the right fuel in too?
Jack LaLanne
#48. All of the plants that we do not consider food that are safe for the human body to digest, we don't eat because they're sour and bitter. The reason why you don't eat Kentucky bluegrass or crabgrass is because it tastes sour and bitter.
Homaro Cantu
#49. The whole principle (censorship) is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak.
Robert A. Heinlein
#50. Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don't eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
Bob Saget
#51. Excuse me?" I said, palms down on the Formica tabletop. "Coffee? I thought we came here for pie." "I don't eat the kind of pie they serve here." I felt a flash of heat go through my stomach. I knew firsthand the kind of pie Ranger liked.
Janet Evanovich
#52. Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.
Michael Pollan
#53. Dee:I can't believe you ate all the ice cream, Daemon!
Daemon:I didn't eat all of it.
Dee:Oh, so it ate itself? Did the spoon eat it? Oh wait, I know. The carton ate it.
Daemon:Actually, I think the freezer ate it.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#54. It's great hearing stories of my mum growing up in Brooklyn, then moving to Florida, having me and growing up with this eccentric, fun family. Although I don't eat a lot of Italian things, because I'm vegan. I was raised on meat and cheese, so I've had enough for anyone's normal life span.
Ariana Grande
#55. To say that a work of art is good, but incomprehensible to the majority of men, is the same as saying of some kind of food that it is very good but that most people can't eat it.
Leo Tolstoy
#56. I don't eat meat, I am not a carnival.
Melanie
#57. Most people are sheep and sheep don't eat meat
Stephen King
#58. I'm a simple cook, and there's a lot I don't eat. But food is important. It translates so easily into pleasure.
Mona Simpson
#60. Eat whatever you meet along the way.
If you come late don't eat but wack yours with hers.
Christian Thogolith
#61. I can't eat whatever I want, definitely not. I'm always controlled because I do a lot of fitness and triathlons, not just Formula One, so I always make sure I eat the right things.
Jenson Button
#62. You can't eat the orange and throw the peel away - a man is not a piece of fruit.
Arthur Miller
#63. Being champion is all well and good, but you can't eat a crown.
Althea Gibson
#64. There are lots of things I won't eat but would like to, such as croissants or ice cream - if I started, I'd scoff the whole tub.
Marie Helvin
#65. My beauty secret is ... nothing! I don't drink too much water. I don't eat very well. Sometimes I cheat and grab some chocolate. The best thing is to eat what you want, but not very much.
Yoko Ono
#66. You can't eat tomatoes because they're tainted with deadly salmonella.
First there was tainted lettuce. Now, tainted tomatoes. Who would have thought that the healthiest part of a B.L.T. would be the bacon?
David Letterman
#67. How have you managed to survive for so long, Saurfang? Not fallen victim to your own memories?" Saurfang smiled. "I don't eat pork.
Christie Golden
#68. Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food.
Michael Pollan
#69. When Clark Gable died, I cried for 2 days straight. I couldn't eat or sleep.
Marilyn Monroe
#70. As far as I'm concerned, I don't eat meat.
Kim Basinger
#71. I'm a mess right now I can't eat can't sleep
Bills are piling high ain't worked in three weeks
Ain't bathed can't shave cause my heart is so tender like living in a blender
I'm shaken and I'm stirred
Anthony Hamilton
#72. My problem is that my imagination won't turn off. I wake up so excited I can't eat breakfast. I've never run out of energy. It's not like OPEC oil; I don't worry about a premium going on my energy. It's just always been there. I got it from my mom.
Steven Spielberg
#73. There ought t'be some way t'eat celery so it wouldn't sound like you wuz steppin' on a basket.
Kin Hubbard
#74. When I'm training for 'True Blood,' I don't eat any sugar except for some fruit here and there. So it's no sugar, no bread, no real carbs all day.
Joe Manganiello
#75. Now I can look at you in peace; I don't eat you any more.
Franz Kafka
#76. I like girls who want to get up and dance and don't mind singing in front of my family - you know, silly stuff. Some girls won't eat in front of boys or won't go bowling. They just want to go out and look pretty. I don't really get that. I want someone who is up for having a good time.
Olly Murs
#77. I finally figured out the big, elusive secret to weight loss. Don't eat! Who knew?
Richelle E. Goodrich
#79. I don't eat fish because there is no such thing as sustainable fishing in the world right now.
Paul Watson
#80. All my clients eat. Madonna has a very healthy appetite. She doesn't eat processed food, she's very conscious of the quality of the things she eats but she has treats - she loves cupcakes.
Tracy Anderson
#81. Oh, poo, we can't let the heifer-goddess die. Akri will die too if he can't eat from her. C'mon, Xirena, you gots to help the Simi protect the bitch-goddess. (Simi)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#82. Bullets is worth more than food, the girl said, and we can't eat gunstock.
Samuel Snoek-Brown
#83. I break off the stale heel of my bread, crumble it in my palm, and then toss it onto the bench next to my friend. If birds had eyebrows, I'd swear it was raising them at me. Spirits bless you, you arrogant little thing. I suppose I wouldn't eat it if I didn't have to, either. Good day, Sir Bird.
Kiersten White
#84. I love eggs. Scrambled eggs. Fried eggs. Poached on toast, and boiled eggs. I love peeling the shell off of a boiled egg, don't you. I even like egg salad, which my brother won't eat even if someone holds him down ...
Lynda Mullaly Hunt
#85. I go to McDonald's every day. But I don't eat much.
Brandy Norwood
#86. Is he about to kiss me? Did he eat garlic too or was I the only one? 'Cause if Ric didn't eat garlic then my breath's gonna stink and he'll think ... Oh for fuck sake, shut up internal dialogue!
Zathyn Priest
#87. I don't do too much outside of football during football season, because this is my job and I take it seriously. I don't do too much, don't really go out at all that much, don't eat out or anything, try to stay focused and stay to myself.
Robert Griffin III
#88. That's what the Nazis did, isn't it? Treated those "others" they thought subhuman by making them lab subjects and so on. Even the Nazis didn't eat the objects of their derision.
Ingrid Newkirk
#90. Don't eat anything your great-great grandmother wouldn't recognize as food. There are a great many food-like items in the supermarket your ancestors wouldn't recognize as food.. stay away from these
Michael Pollan
#92. When speaking of love, and suffering a broken heart, the student said, 'You can't drown if you vow to never swim again.' To which the master replied, 'You will also never choke if you don't eat.'
Carlos Salinas
#93. Don't eat fried food, it angries up the blood.
Satchel Paige
#94. I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
Marty Feldman
#95. I would say this is not negative this is h, a hard part in gymnastics. You can't eat, whatever you want to eat. And what kind of meal you're supposed to have, you can't.
Olga Korbut
#96. If it grows on a plant, it's healthy. If it's made in a plant, don't eat it.
Rick Warren
#98. Vegan With A Vengeance is on my kitchen shelf. This fun and creative book is delicious for people like me, who don't eat pets.
Joan Jett
#100. Even if you don't eat at a fast food restaurant, you're now eating food that's produced by this system.
Joel Salatin
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