Top 100 Quotes About Sperm

#1. I didn't know then what a sperm was, and so wouldn't understand his answer for several years. "My boy," he said, "you are descended from a long line of determined, resourceful, microscopic tadpoles
champions every one.

Kurt Vonnegut

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#2. Ah those knock-out body fluids: blood, sperm, tears!

Jean Genet

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#3. Honey increases sperm count."
"Oh, you're so full of it. There's no scientific evidence to support that ridiculous statement."
"It's an auld Scottish belief.

Vonnie Davis

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#4. We waste those eggs like crazy, of course, flushing them out every month in days of bleeding, but then most sperm are wholly useless as well, a thought to be considered elsewhere at greater length.

Siri Hustvedt

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#5. I suddenly had a vision of my sperm swimming around and talking in Bruce Willis's voice like in Look Who's Talking. Come on! Swim faster! This little shit has no idea we escaped from the condom! Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!

Tara Sivec

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#6. The cloning procedure is similar to IVF. The only difference is that the DNA of sperm and egg would be replaced by DNA from an adult cell. What law or principle - secular, humanist, or religious - says that one combination of genetic material in a flask is OK, but another is not?

Nathan Myhrvold

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#7. When sperm and egg unite, something goes from inanimate to animate. It is life.

Mitt Romney

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#8. Stand up! Don't ever give up on this bitchy life.
Feel afraid is okay, but don't avoid competition.
You've done that thing even since you're a sperm.
You accept this and you are the surviving winner.

Toba Beta

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#9. Where're we goin'?" he grumbled. "Across the street to grab a bite to eat. Everyone's waitin' on us." "Everyone?" Curtis frowned. "Yeah, you know, the other six who you donated sperm for." Curtis shook his head in disbelief. Some of the things that came out of his boys' mouths.

Nicole Edwards

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#10. You should always look on human life as short and cheap. Yesterday sperm: tomorrow a mummy or ashes.

Marcus Aurelius

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#11. It's not the heat," came his return mutter. "It's a critical buildup of sperm".

Linda Howard

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#12. Gilgamesh's sperm! That is the true treasure . . . YOU CAN CREATE THE WORLD'S MIGHTIEST ARMY BY USING HIS SPERM!

Kazuo Koike

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#13. You're just the sperm donor, Norm," he says, heading for the door. "That's all you were ever good for. Fucking sperm.

Jonathan Tropper

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#14. Is that how you stay so fresh and young, drinking the sperm of teenage males?

Edmund White

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#15. If you wanted kids, I hope you have some sperm in a bank someplace, because all your little soldiers have two heads now. Miller

James S.A. Corey

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#16. Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars!

Susan Block

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#17. If then, Sir William Jones, who read in thirty languages, could not read the simplest peasant's face in its profounder and more subtle meanings, how may unlettered Ishmael hope to read the awful Chaldee of the Sperm Whale's brow? I but put that brow before you. Read it if you can.

Herman Melville

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#18. See? I harvested your seed; I burnt your sperm. Now you can't help yourself. You're mine.

Jaxy Mono

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#19. I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.

Lemony Snicket

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#20. Releasing sperm into the vagina of a twenty-four-year-old does not a father make,

Colleen Hoover

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#21. An idea has just come to me from nowhere, to wit: Might not the ancient and nearly universal belief that sperm could be metabolized into noble actions have been the inspiration for Einsten's very similar formula: 'E equals MC squared'?

Kurt Vonnegut

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#22. How is it that you're such an expert on home pregnancy kits?"
You're asking that question of an Italian stallion like myself? The women call me 'sperm of thunder'. I don't dare stand too close for fear I may impregnate them with just a whiff of my manhood.

Jill Smolinski

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#23. People forget we come from an embryo and we're part sperm and part ovary. We have both sides in us.

Michelle Rodriguez

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#24. Is it wrong of me to propose a ceasefire agreement between humans and whales and dolphins, I know it is in actuality a one sided massacre, but so was Bosnia and there the ceasefire is holding, so would it be nice to have a declaration backing a ceasefire between us mammals?

Steve Merrick

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#25. He had fallen for Cal like a sperm-whale failing to clear the Grand Canyon on a bicycle.

Jodi Taylor

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#26. But the main point is that he still had swimmers in his sacks."
"Excuse me?"
"You know, luv. Sperm, if you want to be all technical about it. He still had living sperm in his juice."
Cat and Bones

Jeaniene Frost

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#27. my skin listening

still no accompanist:

I can't kiss me!

and the sperm's tempo
always insisting

Andrew Demcak

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#28. Researched Heinrich Fuchs. There were a lot of Fuchs in Splugen. Splugen was full of dumb Fuchs. The Swiss are famous for maintaining neutrality, except, apparently, when it comes to shooting at monstrous bugs with someone else's sperm.

Andrew Smith

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#29. Sperm is a bandit in its pure state.

Emile M. Cioran

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#30. Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

William Golding

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#31. Let all your crew pull strong, come what will. (Spring, my men, spring!) There's hogsheads of sperm ahead, Mr. Stubb, and that's what ye came for. (Pull, my boys!) Sperm, sperm's the play! This at least is duty; duty and profit hand in hand.

Herman Melville

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#32. Frogs. We all want their long tongues and jumping power, but aspiring superheroes rarely consider the benefits of growing up as sperm.

Bauvard

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#33. Fr. Benedict Groeschel says it in his uniquely northern New Jersey way: "Celibacy means that we belong exclusively to the Lord, from our brain cells to our sperm cells.

Dolan, Timothy M., Cardinal

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#34. I think it is always appropriate to end a conversation about sperm with a sweaty handshake.

Andrew Smith

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#35. Why is luge a sport? You dress up like a giant sperm and go sledding really fast. That's hardly athletic. Phallic and sexy, yes. But hardly athletic.

Jessica Park

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#36. Perhaps eggs are like neurons, which also are not replenished in adulthood: they know too much. Eggs must plan the party. Sperm need only to show up- wearing top hat and tails, of course.

Natalie Angier

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#37. An egg would rendezvous with a sperm one not-so-romantic night in a petri-dish, and cellular division would begin under the watchful eye of some goggle-wearing geek.

Emmie White

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#38. Public opinion is to an unconventional idea ... what abortion is to sperm.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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#39. They grab you by the breasts, they pluck your derriere, they stuff you in a pot, they saute you with sperm, they grab you by the beak, they stick you in a house, they fatten you up on conjugal oil, they shut you up in your cage. And now, lay.

Helene Cixous

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#40. Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.

Devon McCormack

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#41. Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.

Sarah Jessica Parker

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#42. And as for the matter of the alleged uncleanliness of our business, ye shall soon be initiated into certain facts hitherto pretty generally unknown, and which, upon the whole, will triumphantly plant the sperm whale-ship at least among the cleanliest things of this tidy earth.

Herman Melville

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#43. Pott's, to whom I handed the work for translation, giving him a box of sperm candles

Herman Melville

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#44. Mysticism was merely virility in a state of liquidation; sperm that had gone bad.

Pitigrilli

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#45. But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?

Daria Snadowsky

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#46. But Ed Brubeck's a guy, like Vinny's a guy, and guys are all sperm-guns.

David Mitchell

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#47. I suspect that I am the result of particularly weak conception on the part of my father. His sperm was probably emitted in a rather offhand manner.

John Kennedy Toole

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#48. So, then why am I your son?" "Because Mom and I made love, and one of my sperm fertilized one of her eggs." "Excuse me while I regurgitate." "Don't act your age.

Jonathan Safran Foer

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#49. Guys are all sperm-guns.

David Mitchell

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#50. Writing is an act of love. If it is not it is only handwriting. It consists in obeying the driving force of plants and trees and in broadcasting sperm far around us.
The richness of the world is in its wastefulness.

Jean Cocteau

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#51. Homo sapiens exhibits traits consistent with a long history of polygyny or monogamy, and a relative absence of sperm competition.

Alan F. Dixson

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#52. Until it only gets weirder when Gus walks in the room and says, The sperm donor returns. How goes it, maestro? How was the journey from bean town?

Kim Holden

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#53. Gabi to Marcus I can't believe out of one hundred thousand sperm, you were the fastest!

Cherise Sinclair

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#54. I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.

Herman Melville

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#55. I was born for a very specific purpose. I wasn't the result of of a cheap bottle of wine or a full moon or the heat of the moonent, I was born because a scientist managed to hook my mother's eggs and my fathers sperm to create a specific combination of precious genetic material

Jodi Picoult

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#56. I challenge you to find a more innocuous sentence containing the words sperm, suction, swallow, and any homophone of seaman. And then call me up on the homophone and read it to me.

Mary Roach

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#57. As for yours truly, I've been sitting with my laptop atop a pillow on my lap to keep those wireless hotspot waveparticles from reaching my genitals and frying my sperm, searching up - with my employer's technology - myself, and Rach.

Joshua Cohen

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#58. Rhett: Here's the problem. I am not the sexual equivalent of an espresso machine.

Rowena Cherry

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#59. The air smelled of salt and frying fish, of hot tar and honey, of incense and oil and sperm.

George R R Martin

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#60. I believed back then that sperm, if not ejaculated, was reprocessed by healthy males into substances which made them athletic, merry, brave and creative.

Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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#61. She hoped the menfolk were having a nice, relaxing road trip in that souped-up man car they were riding in because as soon as they got to the Roberts' house, she was pawning off the woman formerly known as her sister onto the dude whose sperm had apparently turned her into a she-devil.

Julie James

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#62. So many women come to me saying, "I have lost too,
and this one, and this one". So many embryos retreat
to flesh: the live cell of the mother. Don't tell me that it
will happen for me, when the only sure thing is a miracle:
the sperm nuzzling in its nest and the egg that opens, explodes.

Zoe Brigley

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#63. I didn't break up with you because of your sperm.

Cynthia Hand

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#64. He didn't say a word about the fact that her Vespa was nowhere in sight. "You know what this means, right?" he asked. "You're at my mercy." He grinned and she sighed. One hundred thousand sperm and he'd been the fastest.

-Chloe about Todd

Jill Shalvis

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#65. Stupid werewolf ninja sperm.

Molly Harper

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#66. I asked him. " 'I'm telling you that you aren't shooting blanks and haven't been for quite awhile now, ' he said. 'Millions of little wigglies in your sperm sample. Your days of going gaily in bareback with no questions asked have temporarily come to an

Stephen King

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#67. Women of child-bearing age steadily run out of eggs by the continuous process of cell death. While reading a copy of the 'Guardian' carefully from cover to cover, a normal woman will have lost on average two eggs - while, typically, a normal man will have made 70,000 new sperm.

Robert Winston

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#68. And that is close to saying that a woman can have no needs, desires, purpose, or calling so compelling and so important that she should not set it aside in an instant, because of a stray sperm.

Katha Pollitt

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#69. A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm.

Jessica Clare

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#70. It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells ... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.

Dave Barry

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#71. The massive lump of flesh that has created you, me, and maybe, animals, everything that has life will forever live.

Michael Bassey Johnson

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#72. If I were not so highly ranked and mature for two hundred, I would test the genetics and make a point out of telling the male that he had been rejected in favor of my sperm."
"You're having a fantasy about that right now, aren't you?" Liam asked.
"Yes

Lyn Gala

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#73. I swore I'd never become some lord's brainless arm ornament and political host, but I've become far worse. I'm a glorified housekeeper and sperm donor.
-from the journal of Payton Marcus Townsend.

J.L. Langley

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#74. Before you were born, and were still too tiny for the human eye to see, you won the race for life from among 250 million competitors. And yet, how fast you have forgotten your strength, when your very existence is proof of your greatness.

Suzy Kassem

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#75. That's not a father. That's a sperm donor. Forget him. He's a mess. Concentrate on me. I'm terrific. -(Linc Blaise)

Jennifer Crusie

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#76. You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.

Buffy Andrews

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#77. When the moon gets bored, it kills whales. Blue whales and fin whales and humpback, sperm, and orca whales: centrifugal forces don't discriminate.

Marina Keegan

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#78. My sperm came out into the water, unaccustomed to the light, and instantly it became a misty, stringy kind of thing and swirled out like a falling star, and I saw a dead fish come forward and float into my sperm, bending it in the middle.

Richard Brautigan

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#79. The human egg is a Mrs. Bennet, desperate to marry off her daughters ... It is a truth universally acknowledged that a sperm must be in want of a matching strand of DNA.

Daryl Gregory

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#80. But a male tree produces only small, well-behaved flowers - that is, if your definition of well behaved includes spewing plant sperm into the air for weeks on end.

Amy Stewart

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#81. In the center lay the exploded carcass of a lonely sperm whale that hadn't lived long enough to be disappointed with its lot.

Douglas Adams

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#82. America used to live by the motto "Father Knows Best." Now we're lucky if "Father Knows He Has Children." We've become a nation of sperm donors and baby daddies.

Stephen Colbert

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#83. Although each egg cell produced by a woman carries a single X chromosome, the sperm cells produced by a man carry either an X or a Y. This means, in very simple terms, that the sperm cell determines a baby's sex.

Kenneth R. Miller

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#84. I tell you, the sperm whale will stand no nonsense.

Herman Melville

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#85. Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.

Bjork

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#86. Over time, however, doubts about spermism arose. According to Leeuwenhoek, a million human spermatozoa could fit in a grain of sand. That meant that if each sperm held a tiny person, God was horrendously wasteful of creatures made in his own

Ruth Kassinger

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#87. Maybe your sperm is so mighty, you shoot magic bullets."
His intent expression splintered, and he burst out laughing. Almost as quickly, he sobered again and told her with a completely straight face, "Of course I do.

Thea Harrison

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#88. Superfecundation is the term used when twins are conceived from sperm from different men if a woman has had more than one partner during a menstrual cycle. It is not known how often this happens, but if suspected, then paternity can be checked by DNA testing (Terasaki et al 1978).

Diane M. Fraser

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#89. Love dries up, I thought
as I walked back to the
bathroom, even faster
than sperm.

Charles Bukowski

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#90. Did you just seriously ask me if the Northern Lights mutated my sperm?

Eve Langlais

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#91. If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!!

Saurabh Sharma

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#92. When coming to making kids: Size doesn't count, it's sperm count that counts.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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#93. He made a few deposits in a sperm bank.

Suzanne Brockmann

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#94. When we anthropomorphize the egg and sperm, when we turn them into a miniature bride and groom complete with personalities, what effect does this have on abortion legislation?

Emily Martin

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#95. If unconventional ideas = sperm, then public opinion = abortion.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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#96. We used to be Kings now we are beggars. We used to be leaders, now we are dogs We used to be fathers now we are sperm donors. Now we have nothing. No dignity, no honor and no self respect..

Jill Thrussell

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#97. I may make you feel but I can't make you think ... your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink ...

Jethro Tull

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#98. Never sleep with a lady only once, especially in the case of an older lady.
-'Rhett

Rowena Cherry

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#99. By now it's got as much in common with its origins as a humpback whale would have with the sperm cells from a therapsid lizard. Still,

Peter Watts

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#100. That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

Nicki Elson

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