Sperm Wars Quotes

#1. Make Sperm Wars, Not Real Wars!

Susan Block

#2. Life does throw some hard stuff at you as you get older, much harder. But you are more able to deal with things.

Andrea Corr

#3. You know what the problem with high school is? There is way too much of it.

Jay McLean

#4. I've learned how to respect myself and how to say no. I've learned who I can really trust. I have 200 or 300 friends, but I probably trust four.

Miley Cyrus

#5. Attention, shoppers! Discount specials on Harry Dresden's life. Slightly used, no refunds, limit one per customer. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart.

Jim Butcher

#6. Take people's advice and guidance in the beginning, but always follow your instincts first

Alexander Wang

#7. Zappa was very technical and impressed by things that were musically challenging - weird time signatures, strange keys, awkward chord sequences. Zappa was important to me as an example of everything I didn't want to do. I'm very grateful to him, actually.

Brian Eno

#8. Truth is the easiest thing to sell.

Daymond John

#9. I was lucky enough to be given books that weren't top sellers; books that were kind of under the radar.

Bill Sienkiewicz

#10. Short stories amount for the most part to parlour tricks, party favours with built-in snappers, gadgets for including recognition and reversals

Howard Nemerov

#11. Darling, if you danced like an elderly elephant with arthritis, I would dance the sun and moon into the sea with you. I have waited a thousand years to see you dance in that frock.

Dorothy L. Sayers

#12. When I worked on the polio vaccine, I had a theory. I guided each [experiment] by imagining myself in the phenomenon in which I was interested. The intuitive realm ... the realm of the imagination guides my thinking.

Jonas Salk

#13. I'd appreciate it if you could at least be creepy in a way I could understand.

Clayton Cowles