Jethro Tull Quotes

#1. He is the God of nothing, if that is all you can see. He is the God of everything, he's inside you and me.

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#2. My words are a whisper, your deafness a shout.

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#3. Too many temples where we could worship the beast.

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#4. Hold your head up to the gun of a million cathode ray tubes aired at your tiny skull.

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#5. Join the crazed institution of the stars.

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#6. Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. No sense in sitting there hating everyone.

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#7. How can you laugh when your mother's hungry? How can you smile when the reasons for smiling are wrong?

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#8. I've tried my best to love you all, all you hypocrites and whores with your eyes on each other and locks on your doors.

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#9. She's a nice girl, but her bad girl's better.

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#10. The doer and the thinker, no allowances for the other, as the failing light illuminates the mercenaries creed.

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#11. I'm a tiger when I want love, but I'm a snake if we disagree.

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#12. I don't know about carry out, but you can carry me off to bed.

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#13. And a bearded lady said to me ...

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#14. To tell the truth, I'd scare me too.

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#15. He's watching me watching you watching him watching me watching him watching.

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#16. Her legs went on forever, like staring at infinity through a wisp of cotton panty along a skin of satin sea.

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#17. The legends lie cradled in the seagulls call, and the promise they made are ground beneath the sadist's fall.

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#18. Everyone is from somewhere, even if you've never been there.

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#19. Roll us down the mountain and I'm sure the fatman would win.

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#20. I came across Mother Goose, so I turned her loose, she was screaming.

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#21. The excrement bubbles, the century slime decays, and the brainwashing government lackeys would have us say it's under control.

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#22. Take your place in a wiser world of bigger motor cars.

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#23. Songs from the wood make you feel much better.

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#24. He hears the silence howling catches angels as they fall, and the all time winner has got him by the fun.

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#25. God of ages, Lord of Time, mine is the right to be wrong.

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#26. Ages passed I knew at last my life had never been.

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#27. Be sure to leave your underpants with someone you can trust.

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#28. There was a time when love was the law.
There was a time for the tooth and the claw,
Last rites given, no holds barred.
Heaven express on my credit card.

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#29. All this time it had been quite plain to Hare that the others knew nothing about Spectacles.

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#30. In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.

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#31. Who the hell can he be? He's never had V.D.

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#32. I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.

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#33. We'll have Superman for President, let Robin save the day.

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#34. Who would be a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, if he held a rich man in his hand?

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#35. Give us Direction; the best of goodwill; Put us in touch with fair winds. Sing to us softly, hum the evening's song. Tell us what the blacksmith has done for you.

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#36. Everyone's saved, we're in the grave. See you there for afternoon tea.

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#37. The Christmas spirit is not what you drink.

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#38. In your pomp and all your glory, you're a poorer man than me.

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#39. You were bred for humanity and sold to society. One day you'll wake up in the present day, a million generations removed from the expectations of being who you really want to be.

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#40. The sand-castle virtues are all swept away in the tidal destruction, the moral melee.

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#41. Lend me your ear, while I call you a fool.

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#42. I may make you feel but I can't make you think ... your sperm's in the gutter, your love's in the sink ...

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#43. Actor of the low IQ, let's hear your view.

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#44. Well, maybe he was Jesus but his hair could have used a comb.

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#45. A sweetly scented angel fell, she laid her head upon my disbelief, and battled with me with her ever smile.

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#46. I'll pour a cup to you my darling, raise it up, say Cheerio.

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#47. Snot is running down his nose, greasy fingers, smearing shabby clothes.

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#48. Too many heroes stepping on too many toes, too many yes-men nodding when they really mean no.

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