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#1. The second orgasm has a biblical connotation. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#2. Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#3. School forces unique individuals to think, act, and, look alike. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#4. In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#5. The rich are poor without the poor's acknowledgment of money. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#6. Fat people are funny ... until obesity pays your loved one a visit. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#7. A model is an actor without a voice. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#8. Life begins with pregnancy. Fuck 40. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#9. To gain height, lose all your tall friends. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#10. Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#11. Dating a wo/man with a kid is the new adoption. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#12. Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#13. Minimalism is the new extra mile. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#14. Chances are that whatever that you are worried about - be it a person or a thing - isn't worried about you. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#15. We are so used to working that not working is the new hard work. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#16. Retirement is the menopause of an employee's mind and hands. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#17. Most people do not have a problem with being old. They have a problem with looking old. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#18. Sense isn't democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#19. A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#20. What 'primitive' men called gossip, 'civilized' men call news. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#21. Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn't willing to do 'anything' for money. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#22. You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#23. Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#24. Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#25. Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly; without first having to lose one's life. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#26. An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#27. We preoccupy ourselves with what we had - or what we want to have - at the expense of what we have. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#28. We almost always only greet strangers when we need something from them (time, directions, etc.). - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#29. Your enemy is most humbled when he finds out that the person that he looks up to ... looks up to you. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#30. Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for? - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#31. You can only be unpredictable once. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#32. If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#33. Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#34. Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#35. If love wasn't conditional, we'd all be polygamists. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#36. 12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#37. People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' ... after they've paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#38. In modeling: He with better looks is more in demand than he who has read better books. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#39. When coming to sex: First served, first come. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#40. You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#41. Chomie' is South African homosexual men's unofficial name. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#42. Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we'd all be born in pairs; as couples. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#43. 12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#44. Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#45. Some people respect some people only because some people respect them. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#46. People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#47. Tax is citizenship's rent. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#48. Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#49. A rumor is usually a lie that the media can legally profit from. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#50. For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#51. Being yourself is easier than trying to be someone else. The former requires no effort. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#52. Some people are color-blind; some are intellectually-deaf. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#53. Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#54. Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#55. A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#56. To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#57. Life demands more thinking than remembering. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#58. The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#59. To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what's really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s). - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#60. Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#61. Employment is an employee's kissing of an employer's ass. A salary is the employer's pretense to be cleaning his ass. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#62. An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#63. One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#64. Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#65. Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#66. Playing Solitaire is a non-smoking employee's smoke break. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#67. Happiness is a temporary recurring human experience. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#68. Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#69. Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#70. A vagina is an uneducated woman's diploma. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#71. It is better to read one intellectually challenging book every 12 months ... than to read 12 entertaining books every month. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#72. Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#73. A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#74. 88% of what we call good songs aren't really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#75. To a fireman, wind is a curse. To a sailor, wind is a blessing. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#76. Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#77. I have the fear of people knowing what I am fearful of. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#78. Life isn't really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#79. A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee's pit of debt. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#80. Those who say that money can't buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#81. We can't all be comedians, some people have to do the laughing. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#82. Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#83. Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#84. A mentally-unchained physically-chained man is more free than a physically-unchained mentally-chained man. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#85. A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#86. Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#87. Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves ... and other animals. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#88. Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#89. Hanging around people you're smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#90. Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#91. Shyness is a luxury reserved for those who are above the poverty line. To a beggar, being shy is deadly. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#92. A gold tooth is to some blacks, what braces are to all whites. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#93. In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#94. Behind every rich employer, there is a not-so rich employee. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#95. A specialist's mind is a slave to his specialization. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#96. If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#97. We are all born agnostics. Atheism and theism is sold to us. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#98. When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#99. Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer's dream. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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#100. Professional' does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at for a living, not as a hobby. - Author: Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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