Top 100 Mokokoma Mokhonoana Quotes
#1. Hanging around people you're smarter than is good for your ego. Hanging around people who are smarter than you is good for your intellect.
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#3. 88% of what we call good songs aren't really good. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.
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#4. A writer's primary goal is to make sense. The bookstore's is to make cents.
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#5. Most people do not really want others to have freedom of speech, they just want others to be given the freedom to say want they want to hear.
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#6. It is better to read one intellectually challenging book every 12 months ... than to read 12 entertaining books every month.
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#8. Ownership breeds slavery: with every single thing that you acquire, comes a new worry of not losing that thing.
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#9. Thanks to his salary, an employee is free to eat whatever, wherever. However, because of his job, he is not free to eat whenever.
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#12. Whilst lovers: to control her man, a woman uses (the man's access to) her vagina. When ex-lovers: she uses (the man's access to) their kids.
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#13. Being yourself is easier than trying to be someone else. The former requires no effort.
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#14. One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
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#15. An educated woman is seen as a human being with a vagina. An uneducated woman is seen as a vagina with a human being.
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#16. Employment is an employee's kissing of an employer's ass. A salary is the employer's pretense to be cleaning his ass.
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#17. Social networking platforms drove man closer to those in neighboring continents, while driving him further apart from those in his neighborhood.
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#18. To know what should be going on in a household: spend a few minutes with the wife, or, the husband. To know what's really going on: spend a few minutes with their kid(s).
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#19. The dumbest thing I ever did? Buying a TV. The smartest thing I ever did? Giving that TV away.
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#21. To flatter a young man, tell him that you thought that he was older than he is. To flatter an old woman, tell her that you thought that she was younger than she is.
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#23. Compared with lesbians, gays seem to be more unapologetic about their sexual orientation. The former must not have balls.
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#24. Education inspires the educated to think for themselves. Schooled programs the schooled to work for others.
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#26. Those who find it hypocritical of others to use, say, a smartphone, to speak ill of capitalism, needs to be reminded that capitalism is an ideology, not a technology.
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#27. Professional' does not necessarily mean that the person so labelled is good or knows what they are doing. In many a case, it merely means that they do whatever that they are a professional at for a living, not as a hobby.
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#28. Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer's dream.
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#29. When reading a book, you are sold what some writer thought. When reading a newspaper, you are sold what someone did, and, what some advertiser made.
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#31. If heaven really exists: then heaven is the job, hell is unemployment, while life is merely an interview.
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#34. In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.
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#36. Shyness is a luxury reserved for those who are above the poverty line. To a beggar, being shy is deadly.
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#37. Old Age homes are civilization's dumpsites for human beings who it cannot exploit further.
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#38. Once employed, the employed's friends are reduced to creatures that he only sees when he has a new problem, or, something new to show off.
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#40. Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves ... and other animals.
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#41. Thou shalt not think that thou be a leader, merely because thee be having more than 0 followers.
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#42. A diploma is a piece of paper that is used to acquire another piece of paper: an employment contract.
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#43. A mentally-unchained physically-chained man is more free than a physically-unchained mentally-chained man.
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#44. Contrary to popular belief: Knowing where you are from will not really tell you where you are going. It will merely tell you why you are where you are.
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#45. Eating healthy is expensive. Not eating healthy is expensive. One dents your pocket. The other dents your health.
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#47. Those who say that money can't buy you love make it sound as if love can buy you money.
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#48. A promotion is an illusionary solution out of an indebted employee's pit of debt.
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#49. Life isn't really short. There are just too many good books to read in one lifetime.
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#52. Wisdom is finding out that a cobra is deadly; without first having to lose one's life.
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#53. Absolute freedom is an illusion. For while an employed man might be free from starvation, he is a slave to his employer's financial aspirations, and, working-hours.
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#55. You cannot sensibly expect a starving 'God-fearing' man to honor the 8th commandment.
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#56. Nothing humbles a rich man better than a poor man that isn't willing to do 'anything' for money.
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#58. A job interview is a competition won by those who are qualified the most, and, those who are willing to be payed the least.
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#59. Sense isn't democratic. An opinion uttered by 99 people does not necessarily make more sense than an opposing opinion that was uttered by one person.
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#60. Most people do not have a problem with being old. They have a problem with looking old.
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#65. Employment is the exploitation of the employer's courage, and, the employed's fear of failure.
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#67. Employment is slavery. Workers merely have a choice over where to serve their daily eight-hour sentence.
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#73. In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.
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#75. Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
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#76. Chances are that whatever that you are worried about - be it a person or a thing - isn't worried about you.
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#77. For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
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#79. Though you can get smart from reading everything that a smart person writes, you cannot get famous from reading about everything that a famous person does or is said to have done.
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#81. People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.
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#82. Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.
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#83. Time is a double-edged sword: while it might heal all wounds; it also kills all the healed.
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#85. Marriage and dating are man-made ideologies; if having a lover was a prerequisite to living, we'd all be born in pairs; as couples.
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#87. You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
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#88. An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.
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#89. In modeling: He with better looks is more in demand than he who has read better books.
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#90. People who get offended by your not saying 'Thank you!' ... after they've paid you a compliment were merely desperate to be thanked.
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#91. 12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o'clock.
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#93. Huge biceps are an unattractive-uneducated-underpaid man's last attempt to be seen as worthy of dating, or, sleeping with.
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#94. Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
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#95. If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.
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#97. Being forever available to the rest of the world is overrated. I mean, what are 'missed calls' invented for?
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#98. Your enemy is most humbled when he finds out that the person that he looks up to ... looks up to you.
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#99. We almost always only greet strangers when we need something from them (time, directions, etc.).
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#100. We preoccupy ourselves with what we had - or what we want to have - at the expense of what we have.
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