Top 2 Jill Smolinski Quotes
#1. How is it that you're such an expert on home pregnancy kits?"
You're asking that question of an Italian stallion like myself? The women call me 'sperm of thunder'. I don't dare stand too close for fear I may impregnate them with just a whiff of my manhood.
#2. People are living too much or too little, and I wondered if anyone out there is living the right amount.