Nicki Elson Quotes

#1. Given his personality, I'd say exorcism makes perfect sense as a favored pastime.

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#2. You might not believe in the devil, but do you believe evil lurks in this world?

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#3. You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me.

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#4. The Old Testament is actually pretty raunchy. You might enjoy it.

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#5. Yet in this big world, even the smallest sliver of a human had purpose.

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#6. I'm glad she's so smitten with her new huntsman boyfriend and all, but venison-wurst? Gag me with a harpsichord.

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#7. What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won't quit? Think about the primary function of an ass - I'd think that's the sort of thing you might want to quit.

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#8. It's complicated. He's not ... ' Human? 'He's playing hard to get.

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#9. Chapter 1:
I suggest you icksnay on the artalecsmay.

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#10. Well, a lot's happened since I last showered.

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#11. Son of a Merryweather, he's a lot stronger than he looks.

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#12. I know every guy here, and they're all pretty much jerks.

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#13. Was she on some sort of Candid Camera version of This is Your Sucky Love Life?

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#14. Me? I go wherever the wind blows ... and wherever the whiskey shots are half price.

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#15. One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus

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#16. She didn't dare expose her heart the way she'd exposed her body.

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#17. Nobody knew exactly how the zombification process worked, and there were as many different strains as theories.

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#18. C'mon good girl, be bad.

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#19. She'd treasured every minute, but being with him was beginning to inspire more conflict within her than serenity.

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#20. He met each newly exposed piece of flesh with a tender kiss, remembering how he'd dreamed of doing exactly this on the very first night he'd seen her.

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#21. I was hoping to find a way out of here and instead found you.

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#22. Where did you think playing with angels was going to get you?

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#23. He's so outta my league, we're not even playing the same sport ... He's professional soccer in Europe and I'm intramural badminton in the States.

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#24. How do you possibly manage to turn talk of an angel into something perverted?

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#25. He'd only ever seen her twice, only talked to her once, but as he now gazed upon her, he realized that he'd missed her all day long.

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#26. Does getting nailed by a werewolf count as bestiality?

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#27. Some of us feel the need to experience life before bending to the will of an arcane society.

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#28. She'd never before seen moobs quite so active and bouncy.

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#29. My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

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#30. Oh. It was one those ohs that came packed with layers of meaning - none of which merely meant oh.

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#31. In you, she saw hope.""You mean she saw his next meal.

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#32. I asked my interior designer to give me something appropriate for defiling virgins.

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#33. I'm not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car.

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#34. No amount of wavy blond hair nor evenings spent with her plump lips applying just the right amount of pressure to his various pleasure points could make up for the rotting carcass of a soul that resided beneath all that beauty.

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#35. You should seriously get a job planning dates for The Bachelor.

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#36. In what way did your parents screw up to make you the woman you are today?

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#37. In truth, Liesel was a prisoner too, just held by different kinds of bonds.

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#38. She stared stupidly into his eyes, thinking about how very much she'd like to make that noise again ... with him.

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#39. In the history of risk taking, had there ever been a better reason to take a chance than genuine, heart-pounding, scary-ass love?

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#40. What Hans had intended to end at a simple kiss quickly escalated into something neither one of them seemed able to stop.

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#41. She was starting to think that it might be fun to be in control of the universe.

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#42. Free drinks have no carbs.

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#43. Never mess with a girl wearing spiked heels.

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#44. The candle's flame washed her in a sensual bath of pulsating light, and Hans became entranced by the soft glow upon her skin.

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#45. That's all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

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#46. It's like a meatloaf.

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#47. Vibrizzio? You named it! Okay, this isn't even close to healthy.

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#48. It was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.

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#49. Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he and I can't be just friends." "And just because you don't have to insert batteries into him doesn't mean you can't be more.

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#50. If you're going to be a dickhead, at least have the courtesy of doing it while I have a drink in my hand so I can throw it in your face!

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#51. I bring the girl to a museum, try to show her a little culture, and she turns a Chihuly into a giant phallus.

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