Top 59 Daria Snadowsky Quotes

#1. Amy is so correct that a good personality can make a guy better-looking.

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#2. I can't be happy going out if it's not ... going anywhere.

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#3. In some ways therapists have it harder than surgeons, who can often correct the
issue with one operation. There's no quick fix for emotional trauma.

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#4. Ultimately, I have no power over what he or any boy thinks of me.

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#5. Some scientists hypothesize that having children is the only reason romantic love came about. It kept couples together long enough to mate and see a baby through infancy.

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#6. Does he try to have intercourse with you?"
"Grandma!" I gasp. "Not that it's any of your business, but no!"
"Good. Remember, no ring, no ring-a-ding-ding. Because once you spread your legs for him, do you know where he'll race once he's done? He'll race to another woman, that's where.

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#7. Why do people even take photographs, anyway? They're just reminders of what once was and what you'll never get back. It's so masochistic.-Dom

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#8. When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn't accept a blow job from someone if you were thinking about breaking up with her.

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#9. Pain was my tie to a past that a part of me wanted to hold on to. The more I hurt, the more I knew I loved, and that felt like a good thing.

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#10. Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting.

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#11. Cuteness and kindness are often inversely proportional in people.

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#12. As juvenile as we sound, sometimes the most fun thing in the world is laughing with girls about boys.

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#13. If breakups are like deaths, then ex sightings are like seeing a ghost: you feel goose bumps, near loss of bladder control, and the sensation of your heart bursting in your throat. The distinction is that the ex is alive.

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#14. When presented with a member of the opposite sex, some of us get numbers and some of us throw up.

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#15. Did things get a lot hotter between you two? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?-Amy

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#16. But when I gave bl0w jobs to my ex, I secretly hated it. What's pleasant about sucking on a stiff, veiny appendage that spurts pee and sperm?

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#17. I've been so caught up with mapping out a picture-perfect "forever" that I'm completely neglecting my present, which I have far more control over anyway.

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#18. I think how breakups can bring out the worst in the best people, and part of being upset is mouthing off crap you don't mean.

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#19. Whatever age you are when you're first burned is old enough to lose hope that you'll ever get excited about anybody else.

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#20. Undressing him reminds me of trying to change a sleepy, uncooperative four-year-old into his pajamas.-Dom

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#21. That I don't feel upset by us really being over almost trivializes how special and intense our relationship once was.

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#22. I just wouldn't want to hook up with a guy unless I really, really like him, and in my
experience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless they're both.
Maybe it's a blessing, because the last thing I need is relationship drama to sidetrack me from my grades.

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#23. It's sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next.

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#24. For me, at least, feeling something, even something bad, is better than feeling nothing.

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#25. There's something about the sight of a gorgeous guy in an open convertible heading in your direction that makes all bad feelings evaporate into thin air.

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#26. Nothing bonds people more than going through sh_t together, right?

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#27. How is it that two people can be in the same relationship and still have completely different ideas of what's going on?

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#28. Why did I have to love him so much if we're not going to end up together?

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#29. But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things against him that before I readily accepted as the price of love.

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#30. There's nothing like feeling like sh_t to kill your libido.

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#31. High school sweetheart is such an
innocuous-sounding term for something that can tear out your guts.

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#32. That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy.

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#33. So it's all right for him to rule out a serious relationship, but it's wrong if I'm not ready to settle for less?

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#34. In neuroscience, our textbook showed how the brain scans of people newly in love look a lot like the brain scans of patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder. In each case, your dopamine is suppressing your serotonin.

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#35. How is it that human anatomy evolved so
that something as stupid-looking as a repetitive back-and-forth movement can generate the peak of physical ecstasy?

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#36. How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love?

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#37. In my experience all boys can be classified as either assholes or bores, unless they're both.

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#38. All I mean is that, hypothetically, why would we need to see anyone else? And as long as we're going out and happy, wouldn't marriage be the goal, even if it's a decade away? 'Cause if it's not, all this is pointless.

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#39. Meanwhile, every corner of this city is laced with memories of us together.

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#40. I wonder how many more penises I'll have inside me in my lifetime.

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#41. I wasn't expecting him to light candles or scatter rose petals. But I just made myself infertile for him, so the
least he could've done was make the bed.

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#42. I do. I still love him so much. And I feel so worthless because he doesn't love me anymore.

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#43. In the beginning, I wanted his heart. Then I shifted focus to his body. I was never interested in only friendship.

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#44. I didn't realize it was possible to obsess over a girl as much as you can over a boy.

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#45. Just because the sexes are equal doesn't mean that sex is.

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#46. I can barely feel my arms now, and my shoulders are sore, but I take deep breaths and keep going. Every few seconds I alternate hands and lick them. "Hand job" is such a misnomer for this full-body routine. It's like I'm a one-man band.

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#47. A boy sees a girl topless for the first
time only once, and the anticipation of the big reveal is really exciting. I feel like I'm a present being unwrapped.

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#48. I go back to my desk, flip open my cell, and stare at the keypad. I want to hear his voice so badly, to be connected to him, to ask him why and how and what I can do to make it better. But you can't force someone to love you.

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#49. You are all at once the subject, object, predicate, preposition, and period of my thoughts.

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#50. It's so evident to me now that just because someone is a great guy doesn't guarantee we'll make a great couple, no matter how much I work at it and want it.

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#51. The more I hurt, the more I knew I loved, and that felt like a good thing. So that I'm letting go of the pain means I'm also letting go of the love.

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#52. I can live without a boy. So why does it feel like I'm going to die?

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#53. Nothing makes you get down on yourself and worry that you're undesirable like rejection, so having someone desirable desire you is the ultimate antidote.

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#54. After a breakup there's a momentary relief that you're free again. But that's quickly eclipsed by all the good memories you had together and the realization that there won't be any more of them.

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#55. The other big con is whether having sex could cause me to more than just like like Guy. But that could happen even if we don't sleep together. You don't even need to date a boy to dream about marrying him.

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#56. It's so messed up how little control we have over whether we want somebody.

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#57. I hate how it's so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person.

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#58. Doing things for someone else is what I love most about relationships, even more than having stuff done for me.

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#59. If love and hate aren't true opposites, perhaps neither are pleasure and pain - if you go far enough in one extreme, it resembles the other.

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