Buffy Andrews Quotes & Sayings

#1. I'm in love with writing, but sometimes I swear it hates me.

#2. If you see it in Strunk and White it's so.

#3. Yes, I prosecute bastards like him, make them pay for what they did to innocent victims who can't fight for themselves. And every time I win a case, I not only win for the victim, but also for me.

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#4. I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.

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#5. The pimple is perfect.

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#6. Do you remember the time, Mike," Jeremy laughed, "that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.

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#7. Caught red-handed for exclamation abuse.

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#8. I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen.

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#9. A cliffhanger is when ...

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#10. Climax: It's all downhill from here.

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#11. Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences
even if you're right.

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#12. If rejections were cash, I'd be rich

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#13. Me to characters: talk to me people.

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#14. What kind of work do you do," I asked.
"Promise you won't laugh?"
"Promise."
"I'm a proctologist."
I couldn't help it. I laughed a little. "An ass doctor?

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#15. I am so over you, Rejection. You can't get to me like that anymore. I won't let you squash my hopes and dreams. (Slams door) So there!

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#16. I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.

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#17. I'm trying to give my character voice but he won't speak.

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#18. The power of the delete key.

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#19. Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.

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#20. Hey Revision. You can be a pain but you do make Book better.

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#21. The sight washed over me like a damn wave that you never see coming until it's too late and you're face down eating sand.

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#22. Three words for a writer: Make me care.

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#23. I don't do math.

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#24. If I write as well as I golf, I'm in trouble!

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#25. A tweet a day keeps writer's block away.

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#26. Show me the contract.

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#27. Rejection. Rejection. You can't handle rejection!

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#28. You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time.

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#29. It's a great day to write a best-seller.

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#30. The best kind of day is a writing day

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#31. Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.

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#32. Characters are like kids. They want to be played with, taken on adventures. And they won't let you rest until you do.

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#33. As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.

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